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Offline FrodoKreuger

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Epic Rap Battles of Perversity: The RapeCage!
« on: July 06, 2014, 08:47:43 AM »
Epic Rap Battles of Perversity: The Rapecage


Ingenue:
They call me Ingy, I'm the scawiest scawy domme
If it's ok with you I'll use my holes to rape you all night long
I like to pretend my IQ is less than the sum total of Mensa
But it's bigger and now I've worked out how to beat up all the men's so
You better be scared of this petgirl, men of the Ownerarchy
Cos I'm militant and vigilant and I'll *boop* your "patriarchy"!
"Eek!" <hides>

RayPistonprowl
How do you do it Ingenue, being both sexy and a munter?
They call me RayPistonprowl, could it be that I'm a cunt or
Is it my Irish European dominant heritage
Got me kicking off wars,
Beating up whores
But you I'll leave in your cage.
I bought this motherfucking sexy little rape fetish loving site
So I own every damn one of you girls,
I'll rape a new one of you each night.

ViolateMeBaby:
"Yo! I got you, Ingenue. Prepare to get owned, Irish!"
Call me ViolateMeBaby or call me Ariel
I'll drown you like a little mermaid, or an angel send to Hell
Irish, your words are generic like your dull perversity
But there's nothing light or vicious that doesn't interest me
I'll beat you with my brain and I'll beat you if I go street
I'm a sexy, educated black woman, scariest thing a white boy can meet!

Steg:
Well you might be a black chick, but I'm Steg the black Master
And I'm Scottish, I'll fuck you up
Like you're raped by Wallace and Shaka
If I don't fit in your pussy, I'll bite a bigger hole in it
And once I'm done raping you, your life will go to shit!
If I tire the nightmare carries on, cos I'm far from being all
I'll watch you get gaped
As you're raped
By the spiders on your wall!

Lysyn:
I'm lysyn and I'm living on Old Macdonald's farm
Scottish spiders don't scare me, Steg - you better be alarmed
Cos I'm gonna do to them what I'm gonna do to you
That's crush the puny fuckers
Under my Minolos and Jimmy Choos!
I never claimed to be a Domme, cos S might cane my arse
But I'm tougher than and guy here
"NONE SHALL PASS!"

FrodoKreuger:
"None shall pass, eh? I got this one boys. Time to switch this shit up!"
(Rapped at speed)

You... never shoulda, woulda, coulda ever thoughta "None shall pass!"
Now FrodoKreuger will destroy your ring with a Jessica 3000 up your arse!
Fall asleep in the heat you'll be a treat all Dolcett-style
Cooked awake, gonna bake an apple gag forces a smile.
If that's too extreme, make you scream, nightmare dreams make your heart twitter
As I put a sandpaper condom on and rape you up the shitter!

Glacialis:
I'll take all that you got, FrodoKreuger!
I'm Glacialis, you're a fake
So I'll climb into your oven but it's you who's just half-baked
You can rape me in my bed, in the woods or in the van
No you can't cos that would need, not a boy but a man
The rest of you should quit, guys, it's the girls who're gonna win
So try ramming your cocks right down my throat
I'm Jaws - sharp teeth and a Finn.

Fallen Saint:
Settle down, Glacialis, let Fallen Saint save you
You're screaming like a demon needing to be screwed
My "holy water" spurts from my "righteous rod" onto your face
I may no longer be a priest
But you just found grace
And when I've raped every hole in your hot bod
You'll swear that I'm a devil, not the child of any god

Ella:
Sit down Saint, take a pew, let Ella sing you a song
I'm afraid I'm not a choirboy
Your sexual dream's gone wrong
I'm a church going girl, but to get me in your confessional booth
You better give me your devotional, pay up or no one will fuck you!
I'm pure and tender, the innocent of thus group
But I still like it hard, and you got brewer's droop!

Nemo01:
I'm Nemo, proud and French!
You Yankees can worship me!
If it wasn't for my people you'd be singing "God Save The Queen!"
I taught the Marquis de Sade to be a cruel, sadistic Dom
I'll take your freedom, make you mine, and you better make me cum!
Piss me off and face my wrath, your whole world will become pain
And then when I get bored, I'll rape you hard again!

Avendia:
You think you know pain, Nemo, let Avendia school you son
You be crying and sobbing if you were an expectant mum
I got labour pains and cramps like a hot knife in the gut
Want to know how bad it feels?
Here, let me kick you in the nuts!
You boys think you're all tough guys, but I know a simple truth
Even my unborn baby could easily whup you!

Hoselvr:
I'll take care of you Avendia, Hoselvr's a real man
I never rape a pregnant chick, believe that if you can
Life as you're going through pregnancy probably rankles
So here's a chair, sit down, take the weight off your swollen cankles
I'll dress you in sexy black hose or maybe tights
And then I'm gonna rape you hard every day and every night

CaughtbyMoonlight:
I'm CaughtbyMoonlight or Caught by Sunlight or any time just caught
But these lines you got are pathetic, Hose, prepare to be taught
I'm the greatest author on RapeCage, you can barely write
Now take my stockings off you perve! you look a fucking sight
I was perving when your daddy was in diapers, little boy
Now I'll rape you with every spell My magic can employ!

Leonidas:
Magic means nothing to Leonidas, I can even handle Persian seamen
I lead 300 men, I'm a bad-ass, vicious demon
So bite my cock, Moonie, you'll break all your teeth
Cos I'm fleshy on the surface, man of steel beneath
I'm done with Sparta, in the modern world, but I'm still in a rage
With a boot to your chest
Get on your knees
Because "This is RAPECAGE!"

MAGGIE:
Call me MAGGIE, call me Addie, the Board Bitch who runs this place
Well you might have paid for the site, Rayray, but there's something you gotta face
If all you boys disappeared, people would pay to watch us lick twats
But if you little boys tried some "manly love"... Well nobody wants that!
And I include our gay brothers out there
You're something they wouldn't rate
Cos the thought of Ray and Steg getting jiggy would send the gayest man strait!


<screams resound as bars fall all around us>
<locks and bolts click into place>
<chains wrap around the bars making escape impossible">
"Oh my god, it's The RapeCage!"


Yes I'm the RapeCage
You're all my prisoner
None of you girls are getting out
Till every boy has raped her
And you guys are sitting here
Till MAGGIE has caned your arse
It's time to declare this rap battle
Over, just a farce
This might be the internet
But an Epic Battle won't do it
Grab her tits
Grab his cock
Don't just type bullshit!
This place is for rape and BDSM
Let's have stories, RP and chat
Where every sub
Has a Dom/me ravish them
Or it's over
Kaput
Finished
That's that!

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Re: Epic Rap Battles of Perversity: The RapeCage!
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2014, 01:54:59 PM »
Fucking hell man that was brill !!  :thumbs:
ENCORE !!!

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I kind of want to shove a copper-top up your ass and see if you hum and shake. -Irishgirl
I'd sneak up behind you armed with a sickle, slam it up between your legs and tear you a new one that with any luck will widen to spill your guts in a steaming heap on the floor. I'll spell RC with your intestines as I observe you writhing in agony. -cosmicwitch
Never thought I would bruise my middle finger while fucking myself.  Think I'll use a bit more caution when telling others to go fuck themselves now that I see how dangerous it is! -Smirkin

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Re: Epic Rap Battles of Perversity: The RapeCage!
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2014, 02:02:10 PM »
Glad you liked it Ray. Only thing that coulda made it better as an experience would have been having people to impersonate each of us and someone to make a video... That would have been cool.

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Re: Epic Rap Battles of Perversity: The RapeCage!
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2014, 03:04:12 PM »
This is magnificent. The first rapper is the best so she won!1!juan!!! >:)
*comes back as a ghost and eats kraft mac n cheese* ~MamaMeadow (SAME THO ~me)
another time I made a Sim that I bricked into a standing-only cell of hell in the backyard and it took him FOREVER to die ~MamaMeadow
Who hasn't done that? ~Trill

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Re: Epic Rap Battles of Perversity: The RapeCage!
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2014, 12:43:02 AM »
  :spit:
You have really outdone yourself, Frodo! :worship: :worship: :worship:

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Re: Epic Rap Battles of Perversity: The RapeCage!
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2014, 02:01:10 AM »
Thanks. I need to learn enough about the other members not mentioned to do round 2 but I think this worked.

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Re: Epic Rap Battles of Perversity: The RapeCage!
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2014, 07:29:33 PM »
You sir are a genius. You've just made me think maybe I can rap.

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Re: Epic Rap Battles of Perversity: The RapeCage!
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2014, 08:29:34 PM »
Ariel, if a  piece of whitebread like me can write a rap anyone can.

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Re: Epic Rap Battles of Perversity: The RapeCage!
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2014, 08:52:18 PM »
 :thumbs: :kneel: :celebrate:

great battle.   Now get Rayray to make the video, and we'll be set.
Everywhere I look you're all I see.
Just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be.

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Re: Epic Rap Battles of Perversity: The RapeCage!
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2014, 04:16:53 AM »
This is the one thing I regret - not having people to act out the battle...

I need to learn enough about other members to do round 2, but that's gonna take a while.

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Re: Epic Rap Battles of Perversity: The RapeCage!
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2014, 12:17:34 PM »
Simply genious Frodo!

But ouchie, now no man here will dare to rape my mouth again :cry2:

(Well, they'll just have to rape me in the ass then :thumbs: :cheer: )
Rapists should after all rape the victims exactly when, where and how the victim wants. That's how it works. Right?

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Re: Epic Rap Battles of Perversity: The RapeCage!
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2014, 01:21:46 PM »
Oh, I dunno, Glacialis, I'm sure Leonidas would even let Jaws bite his iron cock!

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Re: Epic Rap Battles of Perversity: The RapeCage!
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2014, 12:44:05 PM »
Here's that Frodo, spitting rhymes
He's a fly guy, for all times
Now let me go ring his chimes,
'Cause I don't spit, I'm silent as mimes. :D
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Re: Epic Rap Battles of Perversity: The RapeCage!
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2014, 12:46:45 PM »
Heh, inspiring Moonie to rap... now I feel honoured! My work here is complete! ;)

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Re: Epic Rap Battles of Perversity: The RapeCage!
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2014, 01:43:16 PM »
lol nice

 

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