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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #30 on: July 27, 2014, 01:29:41 AM »
I thought about posting this on Ray's wall, but... I will find something better for that space.  In the meantime:

Everywhere I look you're all I see.
Just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be.

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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #31 on: July 27, 2014, 01:50:13 AM »


Everywhere I look you're all I see.
Just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be.

"Sunshine is dangerous;  Sugar can be poison
And love, well that's obvious;  Beware of too mouch happiness"

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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #32 on: July 28, 2014, 05:22:34 AM »
You know Steg, fapping will make warts and hair grow onto your hands. And then they will spontaneously slice up. So no fapping anymore, mmkay?

Rapists should after all rape the victims exactly when, where and how the victim wants. That's how it works. Right?

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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #33 on: July 28, 2014, 01:36:35 PM »
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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #34 on: July 28, 2014, 01:42:48 PM »
You know Steg, fapping will make warts and hair grow onto your hands. And then they will spontaneously slice up. So no fapping anymore, mmkay?



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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #35 on: July 28, 2014, 02:10:04 PM »
You know Steg, fapping will make warts and hair grow onto your hands. And then they will spontaneously slice up. So no fapping anymore, mmkay?



Somehow this has made my skin crawl worst of everything in this thread. *shudder*

Actually, I found it quite fascinating. A web search comes up with this being the new punishment for reading the bible in Saudi Arabia, but I can't find any RELIABLE/non-biased sites supporting that so I'm wondering its actual origin.

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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #36 on: July 29, 2014, 01:33:21 AM »




You know Steg, fapping will make warts and hair grow onto your hands. And then they will spontaneously slice up. So no fapping anymore, mmkay?



Somehow this has made my skin crawl worst of everything in this thread. *shudder*

Actually, I found it quite fascinating. A web search comes up with this being the new punishment for reading the bible in Saudi Arabia, but I can't find any RELIABLE/non-biased sites supporting that so I'm wondering its actual origin.

I heard this was what happened when a hand goes though a shredder
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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #37 on: July 29, 2014, 02:55:03 PM »
In the wrong place because I know for a fact that Steg will fap to this. Duck corkscrew penis rape:

Rapists should after all rape the victims exactly when, where and how the victim wants. That's how it works. Right?

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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #38 on: July 29, 2014, 04:18:31 PM »
Christ, that hand. I knew better than to open this thread. I really did.
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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #39 on: July 31, 2014, 03:14:21 PM »
I'm immune to goatse and arse tulips by now thanks to overexposure by sadist mates but that hand ... :gah:
Looks like it went through a meatgrinder to me. *shudder shudder weep*
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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #40 on: July 31, 2014, 07:09:32 PM »
Fucking fuckity fuck flaps bollocks. ~wetslut
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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #41 on: July 31, 2014, 07:48:50 PM »

You know Steg, fapping will make warts and hair grow onto your hands. And then they will spontaneously slice up. So no fapping anymore, mmkay?



Somehow this has made my skin crawl worst of everything in this thread. *shudder*

Actually, I found it quite fascinating. A web search comes up with this being the new punishment for reading the bible in Saudi Arabia, but I can't find any RELIABLE/non-biased sites supporting that so I'm wondering its actual origin.

I heard this was what happened when a hand goes though a shredder

Yes, the sites I saw listing it as a punishment stated that was what the punishment was. I'm guessing they are probably prejudiced dickfodder, but I'm curious.

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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #42 on: August 01, 2014, 09:32:10 AM »
Imagine how many young people would not fap if you said this would happen. Instead of hairy hands or going blind.
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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #43 on: August 01, 2014, 09:57:09 AM »
Imagine how many young people would not fap if you said this would happen. Instead of hairy hands or going blind.

Especially if you faked up a photoset of it happening...

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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #44 on: August 01, 2014, 06:22:02 PM »
Is steg in jail again? Cunt hasn't been on for days. Weeks. Something like that.
I always worry about clicking on what you send me. -the savage, to Ingenue (LOL)
Like Pepe LePew, sometimes you just gotta take the pussy. -The Demented Wizard
Listen up you cretinfaced knobcheese...you need to back the fuck truck up and park yerself in it. -wetslut
Who burns their tits on the stove while boiling water? I'll tell you. This chick does. -southernbelle
There's nothing like coming home and taking off your bra after a long, hard day of having boobs. -lysyn

 

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