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Offline Glacialis

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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #30 on: July 28, 2014, 05:22:34 AM »
You know Steg, fapping will make warts and hair grow onto your hands. And then they will spontaneously slice up. So no fapping anymore, mmkay?

Rapists should after all rape the victims exactly when, where and how the victim wants. That's how it works. Right?

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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #31 on: July 28, 2014, 01:36:35 PM »
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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #32 on: July 28, 2014, 01:42:48 PM »
You know Steg, fapping will make warts and hair grow onto your hands. And then they will spontaneously slice up. So no fapping anymore, mmkay?



Somehow this has made my skin crawl worst of everything in this thread. *shudder*
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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #33 on: July 28, 2014, 02:10:04 PM »
You know Steg, fapping will make warts and hair grow onto your hands. And then they will spontaneously slice up. So no fapping anymore, mmkay?



Somehow this has made my skin crawl worst of everything in this thread. *shudder*

Actually, I found it quite fascinating. A web search comes up with this being the new punishment for reading the bible in Saudi Arabia, but I can't find any RELIABLE/non-biased sites supporting that so I'm wondering its actual origin.

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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #34 on: July 29, 2014, 01:33:21 AM »




You know Steg, fapping will make warts and hair grow onto your hands. And then they will spontaneously slice up. So no fapping anymore, mmkay?



Somehow this has made my skin crawl worst of everything in this thread. *shudder*

Actually, I found it quite fascinating. A web search comes up with this being the new punishment for reading the bible in Saudi Arabia, but I can't find any RELIABLE/non-biased sites supporting that so I'm wondering its actual origin.

I heard this was what happened when a hand goes though a shredder
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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #35 on: July 29, 2014, 02:55:03 PM »
In the wrong place because I know for a fact that Steg will fap to this. Duck corkscrew penis rape:

Rapists should after all rape the victims exactly when, where and how the victim wants. That's how it works. Right?

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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #36 on: July 29, 2014, 04:18:31 PM »
Christ, that hand. I knew better than to open this thread. I really did.
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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #37 on: July 31, 2014, 03:14:21 PM »
I'm immune to goatse and arse tulips by now thanks to overexposure by sadist mates but that hand ... :gah:
Looks like it went through a meatgrinder to me. *shudder shudder weep*
One of the sales clerks turned out to be a pegasister. She noticed me buying ponies and started nattering about which ones she had and we both agreed Luna is best princess and then we brohoofed. -Trill
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I need your body. Alive would suffice. -Ingenue, to me
Fucking Fuck Bollocking Piss Flap Beef Curtain Cheesy Knob Head Cunting Dog shit... -wetslut
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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #38 on: July 31, 2014, 07:09:32 PM »
I gave someone rep a sloppy beej last night ~Ray, "correcting" southernbelle's post
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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #39 on: July 31, 2014, 07:48:50 PM »

You know Steg, fapping will make warts and hair grow onto your hands. And then they will spontaneously slice up. So no fapping anymore, mmkay?



Somehow this has made my skin crawl worst of everything in this thread. *shudder*

Actually, I found it quite fascinating. A web search comes up with this being the new punishment for reading the bible in Saudi Arabia, but I can't find any RELIABLE/non-biased sites supporting that so I'm wondering its actual origin.

I heard this was what happened when a hand goes though a shredder

Yes, the sites I saw listing it as a punishment stated that was what the punishment was. I'm guessing they are probably prejudiced dickfodder, but I'm curious.

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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #40 on: August 01, 2014, 09:32:10 AM »
Imagine how many young people would not fap if you said this would happen. Instead of hairy hands or going blind.
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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #41 on: August 01, 2014, 09:57:09 AM »
Imagine how many young people would not fap if you said this would happen. Instead of hairy hands or going blind.

Especially if you faked up a photoset of it happening...

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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #42 on: August 01, 2014, 06:22:02 PM »
Is steg in jail again? Cunt hasn't been on for days. Weeks. Something like that.
One of the sales clerks turned out to be a pegasister. She noticed me buying ponies and started nattering about which ones she had and we both agreed Luna is best princess and then we brohoofed. -Trill
The rape and abuse is a feature, not a bug. -the savage
I need your body. Alive would suffice. -Ingenue, to me
Fucking Fuck Bollocking Piss Flap Beef Curtain Cheesy Knob Head Cunting Dog shit... -wetslut
Ever take a shit that felt like a car crash? -Conrad

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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #43 on: August 09, 2014, 08:57:17 AM »
I gave someone rep a sloppy beej last night ~Ray, "correcting" southernbelle's post
You girls are post-ethical. ~AdamWantsYou
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Re: Steg's NEW and Improved No Fap Zone!
« Reply #44 on: August 10, 2014, 07:10:21 PM »
I came.

One of the sales clerks turned out to be a pegasister. She noticed me buying ponies and started nattering about which ones she had and we both agreed Luna is best princess and then we brohoofed. -Trill
The rape and abuse is a feature, not a bug. -the savage
I need your body. Alive would suffice. -Ingenue, to me
Fucking Fuck Bollocking Piss Flap Beef Curtain Cheesy Knob Head Cunting Dog shit... -wetslut
Ever take a shit that felt like a car crash? -Conrad

 

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