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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #60 on: May 05, 2017, 09:47:31 PM »
When you go on a date and ACTUALLY forget your wallet.
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #61 on: October 31, 2017, 06:47:56 AM »
When you are pissed drunk and you cant find the whole

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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #62 on: October 31, 2017, 06:42:28 PM »
You're digging out a wedgie while in a yoga pose not knowing there was anyone else at the gym until you see their face rise between your legs as they enter the room :blush: At least I made someone smile  :azn:
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #63 on: December 15, 2017, 10:59:15 PM »
Your own mother takes a moment to realise that it's you on the other end of the line because you addressed her in her mother tongue  :laughgrin: :smh:
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #64 on: January 02, 2018, 07:23:31 AM »
That awkward moment when your ninety year old grand dad tells you to go fist some sense into your cousin.

(He meant punch.)

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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #65 on: January 03, 2018, 04:28:15 AM »
You go do a simple edit on a story and find is far behind the new version is almost completely different. Yeah its fixed now but damn was that bad.
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #66 on: January 03, 2018, 04:31:49 AM »
When you think your mother thinks you're gay and start an awkward conversation with her about it, just to find out that she doesn't think you're gay, but that you're just a loser cuz you haven't had a decent relationship with anyone in years.  :facepalm:
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #67 on: January 13, 2018, 06:40:02 AM »
Your 30 year-old niece, who you distinctly remember bouncing on your knee when she was a baby, posts a gym-kit photo of herself on Facebook modelling her new look with the comment "almost there." Did you know, there is no compliment an uncle can give at that point that doesn't sound disgusting and perverted? Heck, even liking the post could come across completely wrong.

 

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