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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #60 on: May 05, 2017, 09:47:31 PM »
When you go on a date and ACTUALLY forget your wallet.
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #61 on: October 31, 2017, 06:47:56 AM »
When you are pissed drunk and you cant find the whole

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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #62 on: October 31, 2017, 06:42:28 PM »
You're digging out a wedgie while in a yoga pose not knowing there was anyone else at the gym until you see their face rise between your legs as they enter the room :blush: At least I made someone smile  :azn:
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #63 on: December 15, 2017, 10:59:15 PM »
Your own mother takes a moment to realise that it's you on the other end of the line because you addressed her in her mother tongue  :laughgrin: :smh:
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #64 on: January 02, 2018, 07:23:31 AM »
That awkward moment when your ninety year old grand dad tells you to go fist some sense into your cousin.

(He meant punch.)

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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #65 on: January 03, 2018, 04:28:15 AM »
You go do a simple edit on a story and find is far behind the new version is almost completely different. Yeah it's fixed now but damn was that bad.
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #66 on: January 03, 2018, 04:31:49 AM »
When you think your mother thinks you're gay and start an awkward conversation with her about it, just to find out that she doesn't think you're gay, but that you're just a loser cuz you haven't had a decent relationship with anyone in years.  :facepalm:
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #67 on: January 13, 2018, 06:40:02 AM »
Your 30 year-old niece, who you distinctly remember bouncing on your knee when she was a baby, posts a gym-kit photo of herself on Facebook modelling her new look with the comment "almost there." Did you know, there is no compliment an uncle can give at that point that doesn't sound disgusting and perverted? Heck, even liking the post could come across completely wrong.

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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #68 on: January 25, 2018, 02:43:17 AM »
When your mom asks you what the word "Pussy" means in english and you stare at her for a few seconds thinking to yourself, "Is this how parents feel like when they have to explain sex to their kids?"
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #69 on: February 08, 2018, 12:34:31 PM »
When you accidentally sext in the family group instead of to the ol' boy toy "begging not to be allowed to cum" at fucking 9:33 am when you said you were writing a paper and not to be disturbed

...and luckily your parents think you don't want to be allowed to go somewhere but your evil, dirty-minded little sister keeps dropping hints to them about how that's not what you meant.

FUCK!
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #70 on: February 18, 2018, 06:10:33 AM »
Your tongue piercing gets stuck on someone else's tongue piercing while you're kissing and you both drool all over each other while trying to free your tongues. Great times :laughgrin:
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #71 on: February 18, 2018, 07:39:24 AM »
When you accidentally sext in the family group instead of to the ol' boy toy "begging not to be allowed to cum" at fucking 9:33 am when you said you were writing a paper and not to be disturbed

...and luckily your parents think you don't want to be allowed to go somewhere but your evil, dirty-minded little sister keeps dropping hints to them about how that's not what you meant.

FUCK!

@Junebug69 I could very well be that sister :D  :evil: also you have boy toy? Amazing  :thumbs:


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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #72 on: February 18, 2018, 08:30:34 AM »
Your tongue piercing gets stuck on someone else's tongue piercing while you're kissing and you both drool all over each other while trying to free your tongues. Great times :laughgrin:

There was an episode of 1000 Ways To Die that involved something like this.  Basically a young couple used to like snogging whole standing up in two cars that their friends done next to each other.  They'd end up driving past some wall or something at which point the couple would stop kissing before they hit it.  Unfortunately they both had tongue piercings and one time they got caught.  This meant they couldn't pull away and ended up with their heads smacking into the wall at 30mph or whatever.  Not fun.

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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #73 on: February 18, 2018, 08:45:54 AM »
Silly kids  :P Still, death by misadventure > death by being an old, senile fart.

All I can picture now is a pair of severed tongues still entwined and stuck together by the piercings and that image is kind of hot. There must be pictures of something like that on one gore site or another  :laughgrin:
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #74 on: March 07, 2018, 03:13:02 AM »
You're watching a crime drama with your wife and mother-in-law and they show a rope bondage pic... and you blurt out "Oh, shibari..." then realize you now have to explain what that is to your mother-in-law and hope to the gods she doesn't ask HOW you know.

 

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