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Re: Rewritten rape lyrics
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2014, 03:26:40 PM »
Oh, so like they were playing with a beach ball and he got tired out? Poor man. :(
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Re: Rewritten rape lyrics
« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2014, 08:25:50 AM »
I hear those feet, unshod and pink,
Furtively tiptoe down the stair
A dainty hand, with barest clink,
Essay the exit to my lair.
She will not cease from mental fight,
Nor does her head rest next to mine
Till she has tried her luck each night
To circumvent her cruel confine.

I have a cage of blackest steel
Next to my rack of tool and toy;
Each in my hands could make her squeal;
Her psyche it would soon destroy.
But I shall countenance her crime,
Her little tentative escape;
For I have built my dungeon well
And all she's done is earned a rape.

( hee)
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Re: Rewritten rape lyrics
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2014, 01:29:52 PM »
, the way he chirps "Punish her! Kill her!" with what I imagine to be a blithely happy grin on his face. I coulda left it virtually unchanged, but instead here's a rapeified version that came out less violent.

If she has wronged you
Found someone new
But you feel it's not over
Here's what you must do

Ravish her, fill her with kindness
No less than five times every day
Oh, ravish her with so much affection
That she will cry, plead, and try to run away

She'll quickly discover, through words and through deeds
That you're the only lover who can give her what she needs

Just ravish her, blindfold and kiss her
'Til she is sleeping at your feet
Then whisper "darling, darling, darling,
You're so goddamn sweet"

Ravish her, ravish her, oh
Ravish her, ravish her, oh

Ravish her, blindfold and kiss her
'Til she is eating from your hand
Then whisper "darling, darling, darling,
Now you understand"
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