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Re: Your metaphorical cold shower?
« Reply #30 on: July 18, 2014, 11:35:34 AM »
When my cat sees a wobbling lump under the sheet and attacks.  :O
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Re: Your metaphorical cold shower?
« Reply #31 on: July 18, 2014, 06:39:10 PM »
In reality, sticking your tongue in my ear. Fuck, NO! Nibble the lobe, kiss the outside, but do NOT let some fucking dead slug try to invade my brain, ok? Whiskey dick is nothing compared to dead slug ear for killing the mood. (And no, this won't save you from a ravishing, I'll just have to whup you with Spikey till I feel right for it again).

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Re: Your metaphorical cold shower?
« Reply #32 on: July 18, 2014, 07:12:05 PM »
In reality, sticking your tongue in my ear. Fuck, NO! Nibble the lobe, kiss the outside, but do NOT let some fucking dead slug try to invade my brain, ok? Whiskey dick is nothing compared to dead slug ear for killing the mood. (And no, this won't save you from a ravishing, I'll just have to whup you with Spikey till I feel right for it again).



God yes...A tongue in my ear...Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Also...Toe sucking or anything to do with feet...I went out with a lad once who started sucking my toes-he found it erotic,not so when I booted him because it was tickling me and I couldn't bear it.

We didn't last long after that surprisingly... :lol:

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Re: Your metaphorical cold shower?
« Reply #33 on: July 18, 2014, 07:33:10 PM »
When my cat sees a wobbling lump under the sheet and attacks.  :O

I probably shouldn't admit this, but at least one of those times might not have been your cat. :uhoh:
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Re: Your metaphorical cold shower?
« Reply #34 on: July 18, 2014, 08:07:35 PM »
I know this is about metaphorical cold showers, but it made me think about cold showers.

And I think they are rather useful:

- for cooling down after a beating
- to separate Ray and Steg
- for showing disobedient girls their place
- to stop a cat fight in the dungeon
- to get a victim awake and ready after drugging her
- ...

Cold showers aren't that bad.

I'll get you, my pretty  :lol:
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Like Pepe LePew, sometimes you just gotta take the pussy. -The Demented Wizard
Listen up you cretinfaced knobcheese...you need to back the fuck truck up and park yerself in it. -wetslut
Who burns their tits on the stove while boiling water? I'll tell you. This chick does. -southernbelle
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Re: Your metaphorical cold shower?
« Reply #35 on: July 18, 2014, 08:08:14 PM »
When my cat sees a wobbling lump under the sheet and attacks.  :O

I probably shouldn't admit this, but at least one of those times might not have been your cat. :uhoh:

You'll lose bed privileges if you keep that up, sillypet.  :fuck:
I think I need an adultier adult than I am. -darkfantasygirl
Like Pepe LePew, sometimes you just gotta take the pussy. -The Demented Wizard
Listen up you cretinfaced knobcheese...you need to back the fuck truck up and park yerself in it. -wetslut
Who burns their tits on the stove while boiling water? I'll tell you. This chick does. -southernbelle
There's nothing like coming home and taking off your bra after a long, hard day of having boobs. -lysyn

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Re: Your metaphorical cold shower?
« Reply #36 on: July 18, 2014, 08:27:42 PM »
I don't see a karma button. Help my tech challenged ways so that I may touch REDACTED with a karma wand. It vibrates, too.
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Re: Your metaphorical cold shower?
« Reply #37 on: July 18, 2014, 08:30:45 PM »
When my cat sees a wobbling lump under the sheet and attacks.  :O

I probably shouldn't admit this, but at least one of those times might not have been your cat. :uhoh:

You'll lose bed privileges if you keep that up, sillypet.  :fuck:

B-but it never seems to go d-down no matter what I try! *sniffly panic*
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Re: Your metaphorical cold shower?
« Reply #38 on: July 18, 2014, 08:33:08 PM »
Lysyn, you should see "Applaud" and "Smite" under your avatars now. I've sent Addie a link to a mod that should put it on individual posts as well, but she needs to test it on her staging server to see if it works ok or cocks up something else.
I think I need an adultier adult than I am. -darkfantasygirl
Like Pepe LePew, sometimes you just gotta take the pussy. -The Demented Wizard
Listen up you cretinfaced knobcheese...you need to back the fuck truck up and park yerself in it. -wetslut
Who burns their tits on the stove while boiling water? I'll tell you. This chick does. -southernbelle
There's nothing like coming home and taking off your bra after a long, hard day of having boobs. -lysyn

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Re: Your metaphorical cold shower?
« Reply #39 on: July 18, 2014, 08:36:48 PM »
When my cat sees a wobbling lump under the sheet and attacks.  :O

I probably shouldn't admit this, but at least one of those times might not have been your cat. :uhoh:

You'll lose bed privileges if you keep that up, sillypet.  :fuck:

B-but it never seems to go d-down no matter what I try! *sniffly panic*

Is now a good time for a bad Schrodinger's cat joke?  :uhoh:
I think I need an adultier adult than I am. -darkfantasygirl
Like Pepe LePew, sometimes you just gotta take the pussy. -The Demented Wizard
Listen up you cretinfaced knobcheese...you need to back the fuck truck up and park yerself in it. -wetslut
Who burns their tits on the stove while boiling water? I'll tell you. This chick does. -southernbelle
There's nothing like coming home and taking off your bra after a long, hard day of having boobs. -lysyn

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Re: Your metaphorical cold shower?
« Reply #40 on: July 18, 2014, 08:37:26 PM »
Nope, not there. I do see the karma gauge, but no way to use it. Maybe it's a kindle thing.
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Re: Your metaphorical cold shower?
« Reply #41 on: July 18, 2014, 08:54:00 PM »
You don't see [applaud+] and [smite-] under the Karma+/- text? You [applaud] to add to karma, you [smite] to take away from it. Errbody gimme karma and show her.  :thumbs: :D
I think I need an adultier adult than I am. -darkfantasygirl
Like Pepe LePew, sometimes you just gotta take the pussy. -The Demented Wizard
Listen up you cretinfaced knobcheese...you need to back the fuck truck up and park yerself in it. -wetslut
Who burns their tits on the stove while boiling water? I'll tell you. This chick does. -southernbelle
There's nothing like coming home and taking off your bra after a long, hard day of having boobs. -lysyn

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Re: Your metaphorical cold shower?
« Reply #42 on: July 18, 2014, 08:55:02 PM »
None here either; check permission settings?
You girls are post-ethical. ~AdamWantsYou
I absolutely and categorically deny that I was there to Dom her, or that we got naked ~kittyumbrass
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Re: Your metaphorical cold shower?
« Reply #43 on: July 18, 2014, 09:34:37 PM »
Yeah... Nope, not there.
So far I can't remember ever being wrong in a judgement of character of someone. Then again I tend to hold onto it until I get to know them a bit. Sometimes intuitively I know someone's a retard though.
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Re: Your metaphorical cold shower?
« Reply #44 on: July 18, 2014, 09:57:46 PM »
What? What's karma?

 

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