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Re: What's cooking?
« Reply #30 on: April 22, 2015, 06:41:11 PM »
Turkey Parmesan Ramen Soup


I started with some spice and herb crusted turkey breast which I diced up. Threw that in the stock pot. Added sliced black olives, some diced green onion, minced garlic and julienned sun dried tomato strips that had marinated in olive oil (drained). Cooked over medium on the small burner, stirring occasionally. Once it sizzled well and the sun dried tomato started to soften... I added a couple pinches of Hawaiian black lava salt and stirred well.

Added 8 cups of water and the flavor packets from 4 beef ramen, one cup of grated parmesan, plus a can of bean sprouts (drained). Put the heat on high and brought it to a boil with occasional stirring. Added the noodles from 2 Ramen packets and continued boiling 3 minutes, stirring occasionally.

Reduce heat to between low and medium low... Simmer at least 1/2 hour, with occasional stirring.

One big pot of soup. You can freeze leftovers.
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Re: What's cooking?
« Reply #31 on: April 24, 2015, 01:10:51 AM »
Tonight I made steak sandwiches with Monterey Jack cheese! Hubs had tater tots with his...I had Star Wars Mac n cheese haha
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Re: What's cooking?
« Reply #32 on: May 07, 2015, 12:03:31 AM »
A couple good friends came over for dinner :)
I made seasoned pork chops, mixed veggies and skillet fried cheesy potatoes topped with sour cream.
Everybody inhaled their food, clean plates all around  :thumbs: it was a chorus of belches & thank you's lol
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Re: What's cooking?
« Reply #33 on: May 07, 2015, 08:57:22 AM »
Today I had some wurstel and fried carrots, not bad at all!! >:)

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Re: What's cooking?
« Reply #34 on: May 07, 2015, 08:20:18 PM »
Beef, mushrooms, shallots, and sweet baby bell peppers (red & yellow) in a coconut milk, saffron and curry sauce. Served with fried and spiced plantain.

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Re: What's cooking?
« Reply #35 on: May 08, 2015, 01:00:18 AM »
That looks so good, I probably wouldn't even notice dying from the anaphylaxis.
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Re: What's cooking?
« Reply #36 on: May 18, 2015, 10:57:31 PM »
Homemade veggie lo-mein and homemade egg drop soup (with the crispy noodles of course)
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Re: What's cooking?
« Reply #37 on: May 19, 2015, 02:00:27 AM »
I made a really really really good sandwich lol
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Re: What's cooking?
« Reply #38 on: May 28, 2015, 02:38:52 PM »
Memorial Day was quite good.

Dill pickle spears and pimento stuffed green olives
Corn on the cob
Home made sweet potato chips
Grilled cheddar bacon bratwurst
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Re: What's cooking?
« Reply #39 on: May 30, 2015, 10:58:18 AM »
I made vegetable fried rice (with chopped onions, green onions, carrots, celery, peas, and snow peas - next time I'd take out the plain peas and add those little mini corns instead) and baked shrimp cream cheese wontons last Friday. I thought everything was really good, but my Daddy HATED the fried rice... he didn't actually say the words, but he didn't finish his food and picked out all the peas. (I totally forgot he hates peas.)

Since I don't take pictures of my food - mostly because I don't think about it until I'm finished eating - here are pictures and links to the recipes.  :D


http://www.gimmesomeoven.com/fried-rice-recipe/#_a5y_p=2147639  Note: There are some REALLY GOOD pointers on how to make "the best" fried rice at home that I had never read before. I'd definitely try it again. Incidentally, the recipe I've tried that I truly believe is "the best" fried rice I've ever had. Period. The end. Is right here.





http://damndelicious.net/2014/09/08/baked-cream-cheese-wontons/  Note: This was shockingly easy to do AND most of my wontons ended up looking like the picture! Next time I would add the entire 8oz brick of cream cheese to help tone down the ginger that seemed to overpower the suggested 4oz. It would also make a lot more wontons.





And then THIS is what I did the next day with the extra wonton wrappers: http://heartmindandseoul.com/cinnamon-sugar-wonton-chips/ Except I didn't actually measure anything. I just added cinnamon to sugar until it looked like the color I prefer in cinnamon sugar.

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Re: What's cooking?
« Reply #40 on: June 10, 2015, 07:29:08 PM »
 Ray wanted my chili recipe, so here goes ...

1 pound lean ground beef
1 pound stewing beef or stir-fry beef
2 16-oz cans diced tomatoes
2 16-oz cans kidney beans
1 can tomato paste
1 large onion
1 green or red bell pepper
2 tbsp cumin
2 tbsp (plus a bit) chili powder
1/8 to ¼ tsp crushed red pepper, to taste
c. 1 tbsp minced garlic
black pepper

 
Dice onion and bell pepper. You may want to cut the stewing beef into smaller pieces than it normally comes in, about a half-inch or so. Place hamburger, stewing beef, diced vegetables, and minced garlic in frying pan, then sprinkle some chili powder and black pepper over it. Cook over medium-low to medium heat until hamburger browns, onion becomes translucent and pepper softens somewhat.

Place diced tomatoes, kidney beans, tomato paste, cumin and chili powder in a stock pot and stir together. When meat has browned, drain off any excess grease and mix into stock pot. Bring chili to a boil, then reduce heat and simmer, uncovered, for at least 20 minutes. Chili can then be placed in a slow cooker to finish cooking, or left, covered, on low temperature setting until flavors blend properly.

Can be served as-is, over rice or nachos, with cheddar or monterey jack cheese, and/or with sour cream.
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Re: What's cooking?
« Reply #41 on: June 11, 2015, 12:39:17 AM »
I make almost that exact same chili recipe but with ground turkey. It's surprisingly good!  :thumbs:

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Re: What's cooking?
« Reply #42 on: June 11, 2015, 04:46:40 AM »
There's the spirit!



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Re: What's cooking?
« Reply #43 on: June 11, 2015, 09:25:58 PM »
Down Home Pulled Pork


I started by making my own sweet and tangy Bar-B-Que sauce. (And for those who don't live in the States there is a difference between Bar-B-Que and Barbecue.)

In a small sauce pan on medium heat blend:
1/2 cup of ketchup
2 tbsp brown sugar
2 tbsp apple cider vinegar
2 tbsp minced red onion
1 tbsp prepared yellow mustard
1 tsp minced garlic
1/4 tsp salt
2 dashes chipotle hot sauce
2 dashes ground black pepper

Bring it to a simmer stirring occasionally and then turn off the heat and allow it to cool.


Then I prepped a 4 lb boneless pork shoulder roast (netted) by rubbing it generously with smoked paprika, onion powder and garlic powder. Massage the meat and get that rub in there.

Place the roast in the bottom of a 5 qt slow cooker. Poor the bar-b-que sauce over the roast.

Layer in the following in equal amounts:
1.5 lbs baby dutch yellow potatoes cut in small chunks
8 oz sliced white mushrooms
10 oz crinkle cut carrot slices

Slowly poor in two cans of Coca Cola (12 oz each).

Cover the slow cooker (it will be right to the top). Turn the slow cooker onto low heat and wait 10 hours. If anyone tries to lift the lid early, smack their hand hard with a wooden spoon.

When done:
Spoon all the veg out into a bowl with a slotted spoon and pull the roast out and place it on a platter. (I use the big spoon underneath and a long tine carving fork through the side of the roast.) Using the carving fork and a large serving fork (or the carving fork and metal tongs) pull the pork into thin shreds. It won't be difficult, all that slow cooking in the coke makes it melt apart tender.

Serve on a plate and dress with extra jus from the slow cooker or use the jus to make a quick gravy before serving.

Make another batch of the bar-b-que sauce for the next day when you have the pork on a bun for sandwiches...


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Re: What's cooking?
« Reply #44 on: June 12, 2015, 03:15:44 PM »
@pinkwarkitten14 sent me a fantastic pulled pork recipe that I've made a few times now. She entitled the email in which she sent it to me 'foodraeps', and included lots of off-colour 'instructions' that continue to make me grin. :D She hasn't given me permission to post the recipe ( and I think it's her boyfriend's ) but here are some of the funnier flirty notes she included:

  • Mix it all together and rub it all over the roast. Get that bitch all nice and covered ;) lol kidding. Anyway.....
  • Get your slow cooker all hot and bothered...... (put it on high for about 6-8 hours) It should be falling apart by the time you pull it out. Fork the hell out of that bitch ;) (lol I need to be stopped)
  • you can use your own sauce (behave, here, I didn't mean... well.. you know)
  • Now, this is just fantastic as is, on some nice sturdy, crusty rolls (or pretzel buns, or ciabatta works nicely as well... something with a lot of nice deep crevices for that sauce to seep into.... (again, behave.... pervert.)



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