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Earthquake!
« on: June 29, 2014, 01:25:24 AM »
About half an hour ago, there was an earthquake of 5.2 magnitude (big, in earthquake language) not far from where I live.

Everything is fine, but damn am I glad I used to live in LA.

It feels sort of random though... I am used to earthquakes in LA, but not here.
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Re: Earthquake!
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2014, 01:31:46 AM »
Where do you live again, Caught? I've been woken up by a few of them in recent months.


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Re: Earthquake!
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2014, 01:33:37 AM »
Southeastern Arizona, which is something of an odd place for an eq. (Stable geology and whatnot.)

I was really trying to get to sleep at a reasonable hour tonight, since I work weekends, but that's out the window as of now. :D
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Re: Earthquake!
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2014, 05:07:43 AM »
At least now, when he asks "Did the earth move for you?", you can reply "Of course it did you stupid fucker, it was an EARTHQUAKE!"

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Re: Earthquake!
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2014, 05:35:46 AM »
At least now, when he asks "Did the earth move for you?", you can reply "Of course it did you stupid fucker, it was an EARTHQUAKE!"

Ha!

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Re: Earthquake!
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2014, 05:40:03 AM »
Where do you live again, Caught? I've been woken up by a few of them in recent months.



^^ Rep worthy! I lol'd. More lulz'd actually.

Anyway Addie, same here! Where do you live? Like specifically. Like house address. Just for scientific purposes.

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Re: Earthquake!
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2014, 09:36:18 AM »
Hi steg!

I've solved the earthquake dealie... you're here now and the glad cries went up and shook the damn earth.

*snerkle*

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Re: Earthquake!
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2014, 01:52:01 PM »
^^ Rep worthy! I lol'd. More lulz'd actually.

Anyway Addie, same here! Where do you live? Like specifically. Like house address. Just for scientific purposes.

Spank you. :spank: I love Asian dad. I live in the land of fruits and nuts at 1234 Squirrel! Lane, Beverly Hills, 90210. Come on down and look for me:


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Re: Earthquake!
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2014, 02:02:01 PM »
^^ Rep worthy! I lol'd. More lulz'd actually.

Anyway Addie, same here! Where do you live? Like specifically. Like house address. Just for scientific purposes.

Spank you. :spank: I love Asian dad. I live in the land of fruits and nuts at 1234 Squirrel! Lane, Beverly Hills, 90210. Come on down and look for me:



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Re: Earthquake!
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2014, 06:14:48 PM »
^^ Rep worthy! I lol'd. More lulz'd actually.

Anyway Addie, same here! Where do you live? Like specifically. Like house address. Just for scientific purposes.

Spank you. :spank: I love Asian dad. I live in the land of fruits and nuts at 1234 Squirrel! Lane, Beverly Hills, 90210. Come on down and look for me:



U luk a wee bit lyk Angelina Jolie xx

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Re: Earthquake!
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2014, 08:37:26 PM »
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Re: Earthquake!
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2014, 08:46:35 PM »
You haven't lived until you've received a teabagging from the prince of darkness. -IndieGuy
I had a horse shoe covered in 4 leaf clovers up my ass the other day b/c I was lucky enough to see cosmicwitch 's photos. -bjc1979
Can all the ladies on here stop being so ridiculously hot? My dick can get only so hard! -LiskaHunter
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman
"As fuck" is my favorite unit of measurement. -lysyn
Fucking shitty wanky creamed undercrackers. -wetslut

 

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