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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #1635 on: August 16, 2015, 04:02:50 PM »
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« Reply #1636 on: August 16, 2015, 04:10:26 PM »
Aren't you going to apologize?
I'm sorry you get your feelings hurt so easily. There.
You're being really mean. Is that just a way to cope with the fact that you secretly have a crush on me?

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« Reply #1637 on: August 16, 2015, 04:22:36 PM »
Aren't you going to apologize?
I'm sorry you get your feelings hurt so easily. There.
You're being really mean. Is that just a way to cope with the fact that you secretly have a crush on me?
Yes it is, you've found out my deep dark secret. That's what boys are like after all.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

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« Reply #1638 on: August 16, 2015, 04:30:13 PM »
In that case, all's forgiven. I'm not into you though. I have standards after all, but if you have any handsome non-Dutch friends, do send them my way. Oh but if they are Dutch AND happen to be in the army, tell them I'm good at starting wars.  :bateyes:

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« Reply #1639 on: August 16, 2015, 04:38:58 PM »
In that case, all's forgiven. I'm not into you though. I have standards after all, but if you have any handsome non-Dutch friends, do send them my way. Oh but if they are Dutch AND happen to be in the army, tell them I'm good at starting wars.  :bateyes:

That's ok, I'm sure the fantasy is much better than the real thing anyway. I wouldn't be so cruel to any of my non-Dutch friends as to refer them to you, sorry.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

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« Reply #1640 on: August 16, 2015, 04:52:39 PM »
I'm sure the fantasy is much better than the real thing anyway.
That's true. Too bad no guy that you know, likes a girl that sucks in bed.  :/

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« Reply #1641 on: August 16, 2015, 04:56:54 PM »
That's true. Too bad no guy that you know, likes a girl that sucks in bed.  :/
My friends are odd, they prefer a girl that sucks outdoors or in risque areas. They find just the bed to be rather prudish.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

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« Reply #1642 on: August 16, 2015, 05:00:42 PM »
Hm, I see. Yeah I'm more of an indoor girl. They would have to drag me out of the house. By my hair.

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« Reply #1643 on: August 16, 2015, 05:02:04 PM »
How much do you weigh? This is very important for the dragging part.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

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« Reply #1644 on: August 16, 2015, 05:06:39 PM »
I'm light as a feather, but if that's too heavy, you can always send over more than one guy. There's enough attitude to go around.

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« Reply #1645 on: August 16, 2015, 05:10:27 PM »
I'm light as a feather, but if that's too heavy, you can always send over more than one guy. There's enough attitude to go around.
Ah, poor thing. I hear a lot of people are struggling with anorexia these days  :/ a women is supposed to have some flesh on her bones. Sadly attitude doesn't make up for that.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

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« Reply #1646 on: August 16, 2015, 05:16:00 PM »
Struggle with anorexia? No, I struggle with men exclusively.

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« Reply #1647 on: August 16, 2015, 05:18:55 PM »
Struggle with anorexia? No, I struggle with men exclusively.
The first step to solving any problem.  :thumbs:
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

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« Reply #1648 on: August 16, 2015, 05:39:13 PM »
If there's too much friction, either because of your weight or the roughness of the terrain, the hair-dragging can be interspersed with some encouragement in the form of kicking until you crawl.
So uhm... you know anyone with good aim?

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« Reply #1649 on: August 17, 2015, 11:58:20 AM »
I just had a total RD deja vue...






It made me happy.

 

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