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Offline Miss Andrey

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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #1650 on: August 18, 2015, 03:18:07 PM »
There exists a thread on this board that gave me a sense of déjà vu as well. Guess which one.

Did it make me happy? Well... it made me laugh. Hard. Like this>  :coffeespew:

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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #1651 on: August 18, 2015, 04:45:58 PM »
I just had a total RD deja vue...






It made me happy.

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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #1652 on: August 18, 2015, 05:00:37 PM »
Silence is awfully hard to quote and use as the starting point for a fresh multi-lined, bullet-pointed barrage meant to provoke further participation.

Unfortunately, not enough members are grasping this point.

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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #1653 on: August 18, 2015, 05:46:02 PM »
LOL.

My pussy is squirting out air with a high pitched sound. -Ingy
It's like a freight train trying to fit into a Pringles tube. -Ingy
The rape and abuse is a feature, not a bug. -the savage
I need your body. Alive would suffice. -Ingenue, to me
Fucking Fuck Bollocking Piss Flap Beef Curtain Cheesy Knob Head Cunting Dog shit... -wetslut
Ever take a shit that felt like a car crash? I just finished wiping came through to the living room, collapsed in the sofa breathless and was like, oh help my fuck that was traumatic. -Conrad

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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #1654 on: August 18, 2015, 05:56:24 PM »
Guilty as charged

but but but I HAD to post the sea lion

I HAD to
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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #1655 on: August 18, 2015, 06:20:47 PM »
the sea lion was ..

... wait for it .....

BARKING :troll:
My pussy is squirting out air with a high pitched sound. -Ingy
It's like a freight train trying to fit into a Pringles tube. -Ingy
The rape and abuse is a feature, not a bug. -the savage
I need your body. Alive would suffice. -Ingenue, to me
Fucking Fuck Bollocking Piss Flap Beef Curtain Cheesy Knob Head Cunting Dog shit... -wetslut
Ever take a shit that felt like a car crash? I just finished wiping came through to the living room, collapsed in the sofa breathless and was like, oh help my fuck that was traumatic. -Conrad

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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #1656 on: August 18, 2015, 06:21:22 PM »
:facepalm2:
So far I can't remember ever being wrong in a judgement of character of someone. Then again I tend to hold onto it until I get to know them a bit. Sometimes intuitively I know someone's a retard though.
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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #1657 on: August 19, 2015, 12:31:26 AM »
I just had a total RD deja vue...






It made me happy.

:popcorn:

Seconded. :popcorn: I was never on RD, so you guys need to catch me up on shit.  ;)

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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #1658 on: August 19, 2015, 12:35:12 AM »
Random: I just howled at this from @Ingenue 's signature line:
"ingy u r MEEN and a MEENIE HEAD and a BUTT JERK ~RayPistonprowl"

Ferreals?!  :rofl:

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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #1659 on: August 19, 2015, 09:14:40 AM »
Finally, it's about time. Huge relief.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #1660 on: August 19, 2015, 11:50:44 AM »
Finally, it's about time. Huge relief.

Yes. I agree. It's about time someone told @Ingenue off. :uhoh:
My pussy is squirting out air with a high pitched sound. -Ingy
It's like a freight train trying to fit into a Pringles tube. -Ingy
The rape and abuse is a feature, not a bug. -the savage
I need your body. Alive would suffice. -Ingenue, to me
Fucking Fuck Bollocking Piss Flap Beef Curtain Cheesy Knob Head Cunting Dog shit... -wetslut
Ever take a shit that felt like a car crash? I just finished wiping came through to the living room, collapsed in the sofa breathless and was like, oh help my fuck that was traumatic. -Conrad

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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #1661 on: August 19, 2015, 12:15:27 PM »
:petgirl: :cry: I'M SOWWY I DINT MEANTA BE MEAN
I gave someone rep a sloppy beej last night ~Ray, "correcting" southernbelle's post
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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #1662 on: August 19, 2015, 05:21:14 PM »
I switched deodorants.

I used to use secret clear gel, whichever smells good to me at the time. Have ever since I hit puberty.

My nephew came over and while he still hasn't hit puberty, he's close. Last year in school they did the thing where they seperated boys and girls and gave them the talk/instructional video about puberty where the girls get maxi pads and the boys get deodorant. (Because hey, it's not embarrasing to have to carry pads around or anything, the least they could do is give the boys condoms to even out the mortification, but I digress.) Anyway, they gave him Old Spice Wolfthorn.

OMG that shit smells like fucking Gummi Bears or Hawaiian Punch or something freaking delicious! Of course I switched. I smell like freakin' candy. It's the best ever, I just wish they made it in clear gel and not solid. If they do, the store didn't have it.
 
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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #1663 on: August 19, 2015, 11:13:06 PM »
I just had a total RD deja vue...






It made me happy.

 :popcorn:

Seconded. :popcorn: I was never on RD, so you guys need to catch me up on shit.  ;)




Sorry - I didn't mean to be cryptic or exclude people, it was the random thread and it was a random thought.



Explanation from my POV: Those two going at it this way just reminded me of RD. I used to get upset because I didn't 'get it' how people could be so mean to each other... I was very new on the Intrawebz. Now I can read it without wanting to jump into the fray to defend or explain or rescue... I can just smile and move on.
It made me happy.








Random thought:


The house is my own for this week (first time in months!) and the amount of time I spend masturbating is staggering...

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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #1664 on: August 20, 2015, 03:09:44 AM »
^ yeah. My advice for that is don't stand up until your legs recover.




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