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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #1680 on: August 22, 2015, 01:53:14 AM »
I didn't think [member=10]EssenceofRed[/member] could get any cuter. I have been proven wrong. <3

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« Reply #1682 on: August 22, 2015, 11:17:42 PM »
I just gave a super awesome blowjob. Note to seld: drying equals iOS.

Didn't know if I was gonna fap tonight but I think this seals it.
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« Reply #1683 on: August 22, 2015, 11:19:28 PM »
Who's gonna have a beer and watch some wrestling with me?
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« Reply #1684 on: August 23, 2015, 02:13:04 AM »
I just watched a film that lasted 3 hours, being under the impression that it was a 2 hour film. I wasn't prepared to invest that much time in it. The film was worth it though.

[member=1003]Miss Andrey[/member] So what was this 3 hour film that was actually worth it? :popcorn:

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« Reply #1685 on: August 23, 2015, 02:14:58 AM »
Jdjbbeioddjznnsksidjn jdkdjdn Nehru. Harken brjje

I really, really want to know what was supposed to be, [member=10]EssenceofRed[/member]  :laughgrin:

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« Reply #1686 on: August 23, 2015, 10:48:19 AM »
I just watched a film that lasted 3 hours, being under the impression that it was a 2 hour film. I wasn't prepared to invest that much time in it. The film was worth it though.

[member=1003]Miss Andrey[/member] So what was this 3 hour film that was actually worth it? :popcorn:

Fiddler on the Roof. I got suspicious when it was time for the entr'acte.

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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #1687 on: August 24, 2015, 11:41:13 PM »
:panic:

Stock market.. Aghhh..



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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #1688 on: August 25, 2015, 07:30:37 PM »
Here you go.


You're welcome.



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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #1689 on: August 26, 2015, 12:11:58 AM »
That really does make all the bad thoughts go away for a little bit.
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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #1690 on: August 26, 2015, 03:24:27 PM »
SOMEBODY STOP ME READING THE NEWS

*ropes HP down to nearest bed*

Now he can't read the news, AND he's all yours, ladies.

I think a tuba or a french horn to the ass would feel A-maaaaazing!! -darkfantasygirl
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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #1691 on: August 26, 2015, 03:57:00 PM »
I'm gonna rape him till he's a granola eating progressive hippie.

This may take some time. I'm gonna need to call in several volunteers for long shifts.
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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #1692 on: August 26, 2015, 07:52:10 PM »
I'm gonna rape him till he's a granola eating progressive hippie.

Rape Bernie Sanders instead. That should take practically NO time.  XD
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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #1693 on: August 26, 2015, 10:57:49 PM »
:panic:

Stock market.. Aghhh..



That is the best use of that gif evar.  XD

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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #1694 on: August 27, 2015, 11:39:43 AM »
Peter Dinklage and Grumpy Cat. Woah. I see the resemblance!

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