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Offline wetslut

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« Reply #4245 on: July 16, 2018, 11:35:23 AM »
'Eating people is wrong but in the UK it's not against the law.'

Good to know.

Weirdest line I've read in a travel guide so far :laughgrin:


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They failed to mention though you have to put a combination of any of the following on said eatable person... Salt/vinegar/pepper/gravy/curry sauce.

Failing that I'm afraid it IS an offence and you get carted off to the Tower of London to get your head lopped off.

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« Reply #4246 on: July 16, 2018, 09:32:08 PM »
I see @wetslut  Very well. I am sad Worcestershire sauce is not on the list of condiments. Must remember to pack my Elizabethan ruff in case I do get carried away and fail to season the meat  :laugh2:

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« Reply #4247 on: July 16, 2018, 09:37:49 PM »
Let's think about this a second.. imagine slipping 'I'd like to gnaw on your buttocks until I rip a chuck out so I can eat some of your meat. But don't worry! It's legal! I'm not insane. Apparently, if you believe the stories, even the Queen does it! It must be good for longevity!' into a conversation :laughgrin:

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« Reply #4248 on: July 17, 2018, 08:23:19 PM »
The disgust I harbour against self-help gurus is profound :angry:

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« Reply #4249 on: July 18, 2018, 11:43:45 AM »
American English is corrupting me! :angry: I ALMOST used a 'z' in 'fantasiSe' and almost dropped the 'u' from 'honour'!

Deadset, I've been hanging 'round you cunts so long it's rooted me spelling...

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« Reply #4250 on: July 18, 2018, 12:43:41 PM »
American English is corrupting me! :angry: I ALMOST used a 'z' in 'fantasiSe' and almost dropped the 'u' from 'honour'!

Deadset, I've been hanging 'round you cunts so long it's rooted me spelling...
We'd still love your writing even ifyou used American spelling!
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« Reply #4251 on: July 25, 2018, 01:25:27 PM »
'Eating people is wrong but in the UK it's not against the law.'

Good to know.

Weirdest line I've read in a travel guide so far :laughgrin:


@cosmicwitch

They failed to mention though you have to put a combination of any of the following on said eatable person... Salt/vinegar/pepper/gravy/curry sauce.

Failing that I'm afraid it IS an offence and you get carted off to the Tower of London to get your head lopped off.

 :D

Wee wetslut is always eating me, so she's an authority on this point.

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« Reply #4252 on: July 25, 2018, 03:29:52 PM »
My brother kicks ass lol
we're best friends, text all day every day. We're both married with our own lives, but we still act like kids together after all these years. :)

....I love that all I have to do is text him about some random facebook dude harassing me in PMs, and he responds with several close-up pics of his face so I can "pick the best one to send to him".

....I asked the creepy dude if he liked my beard and he was pissed. lol
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« Reply #4253 on: July 26, 2018, 03:12:52 PM »
Hi! We're looking for people to join our (American) Fantasy Football League! This will be our 4th year - you can read about what it is and who the past winners have been on the first post of our thread here.

Here is the list so far....

1. Me :)
2. Shocker
3. bandit
4. Oldbeatnik
5. kittyumbrass
6. bjc1979
7. Sessho
8. RayPistonprowl

We can still take on 2-4 more players.... preferably newbies who aren't good at the game so some of us have a better chance at winning! ;) But for real, it's a lot of fun and you don't have to be good at sports or know much about American Football. Last year's winner proved that hands down.  :whistle:

If you wish to join us, please respond here: http://www.rapecage.com/forum/index.php/topic,1143.msg210316.html#msg210316
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« Reply #4254 on: July 26, 2018, 08:07:10 PM »
American English is corrupting me! :angry: I ALMOST used a 'z' in 'fantasiSe' and almost dropped the 'u' from 'honour'!

Deadset, I've been hanging 'round you cunts so long it's rooted me spelling...


You'll be writing "color" and "labor" soon enough.
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« Reply #4255 on: July 26, 2018, 08:50:23 PM »
Fun movie fact I heard today. When Cocoon debuted in 1985, Wilfred Brimley was the same age as Tom Cruise is on the cusp of the release of the latest Mission Impossible movie.





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« Reply #4256 on: July 27, 2018, 03:30:26 AM »
Tom Cruise is older than me. The fucking cunt.

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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #4257 on: July 27, 2018, 10:28:09 AM »




Never move on!
The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."

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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #4258 on: July 27, 2018, 11:00:13 AM »
Sometimes the classics are the best. Rocking out to Ray's tune:



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« Reply #4259 on: July 27, 2018, 02:30:13 PM »
Sometimes the classics are the best. Rocking out to Ray's tune:



@RayPistonprowl @Ingenue @EssenceofRed @Carlosdevil @bjc1979 @lysyn

Ha!  XD I pressed play and listened to it on the drive home from the grocery store. Now all I can think about is @Ray’s purple tipped beast dancing to this song that I can’t get out of my head!  :rofl:
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