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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #3900 on: February 17, 2018, 03:31:06 PM »
LMAO

@RayPistonprowl  I just imagined my nipple shooting off and boinking you right in the eye

And now so did I! XD

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« Reply #3901 on: February 17, 2018, 04:24:38 PM »
@kittyumbrass  the 2nd nipple is yours, my love!

My god this is a weird fucking convo bahahahaha

I could seriously use a nipple massage, though. Straight up ahahahaha
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« Reply #3902 on: February 17, 2018, 08:04:50 PM »
The best part about having a bathtub with jets is that when the bubbles are gone, all you have to do is turn the jets on and voila! New bubble bath!

Likewise, when you have to add new hot water to the tub, turn on the jets to mix the cool and hot water for an equal temperature, opposed to stirring it with your wiggling body.  :D
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« Reply #3903 on: February 18, 2018, 12:11:40 PM »
*sigh*

:heart: sucking cock.
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« Reply #3904 on: February 18, 2018, 03:45:20 PM »
So I'm in the lounge,blinds up,sun streaming in..I've got my new favourite choon on loudly,small fry is in my arms and I decide there's just one thing to do...dance like a demon and sing the song to him....cos you know...in my head I'm a fucking great singer (Reality is I sound like a cat being castrated but...)

So I'm dancing away,singing away,small fry is loving it as am I,till the track ends and I spot a group of foreign students standing on the pavement gawking through my window at me.

So I did the only thing possible to save my shame of being caught...


Took a bow...  :blush:

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« Reply #3905 on: February 19, 2018, 02:22:16 PM »
@kittyumbrass  the 2nd nipple is yours, my love!

My god this is a weird fucking convo bahahahaha

I could seriously use a nipple massage, though. Straight up ahahahaha

*sucks and drinks from Mama's teat* (because how else to relieve the pressure? :D Totally proper behaviour and not at all lewd ;) )

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« Reply #3906 on: February 19, 2018, 03:20:54 PM »
Gave hubby a handjob as soon as he woke up this morning! :)
....as I did, I described a scenario in which Lucy Lawless (who we both have a massive thing for) was eating me out & fingering me, her face buried between my thighs.

As she did so, he was behind **her**, eating HER out.
I talked about how I would yank on her pigtails and tell her how to eat my pussy.

....I think he came in record time. He was whimpering for a bit after he shot his load hahaha <3
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« Reply #3907 on: February 20, 2018, 06:02:52 PM »
I'm a hired geek on a construction site and I thrashed the most confident Irish labourer in a sit-up competition today, it was fucking hilarious.  He layed his max rep out on the table like the ace of fucking spades in a high stakes poker match, daring us all to match it without actually doing it himself.  I beat it five times over.  I at least had the good grace to go first and set the bar; it saved the lads a fair amount of straining and struggling to prove themselves.  As soon as I finished my rep the entire competition folded like soggy bog rolls.

Kinda killed the moment though...

We were only holding the competition out of desperate boredom and I killed the mood in under two minutes...

No wonder archaeologists are unpopular on site   :laugh2:
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« Reply #3908 on: February 22, 2018, 12:47:05 PM »


:rofl:
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« Reply #3909 on: February 22, 2018, 01:17:43 PM »
WHAT.

@cosmicwitch  I need that as a ringtone. Set it for my grandma's number bahaha

OMG I'M EATING SPAGHETTI AT HER HOUSE LATER TONIGHT
I'm definitely busting this out.
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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #3910 on: February 22, 2018, 08:10:25 PM »
You should watch the full version @MamaMeadow ...



 :laughgrin:

There's this, too  :bateyes:

« Last Edit: February 22, 2018, 08:12:32 PM by cosmicwitch »
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« Reply #3911 on: February 24, 2018, 10:08:41 AM »
Ohhhhh my darlings. *puts on long sleeve shirt, rolls up sleeves*

















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« Reply #3912 on: February 25, 2018, 04:28:14 PM »
OK, really.....people get, like, PISSED over music opinions. -_-

Certain bands especially....their fans get royally fucking angry if you so much as admit you're not a fan.
Apparently I committed the holy sin of admitting I do NOT like Genesis. I'm getting the same reaction I get when I say I do not like Led Zeppelin lmao.

"YOUR LOSS BUT OK WHATEVER"-- how is it a loss if I cannot stand their music? lol
"You DO realize there was another singer before Phil, right?"-- yep, sure do. Still hate the music, thanks.  :thumbs:
"Yeah well I HATE AC/DC"-- cool, I don't expect everyone to love my favorite bands, and I don't base friendships off of music tastes. lol

Get over ittttttttt.
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« Reply #3913 on: February 25, 2018, 05:17:53 PM »
Rush suck tho :troll: *runs away from Mama*
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Re: Random Message Thread
« Reply #3914 on: February 25, 2018, 05:21:24 PM »
LMAO!! @Ingenue  you are literally way too cute to ever get angry at  :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

You're like.....a puppy squeak-barking and acting all tough. I just wanna pick you up and pet you and say "Oh, such a scawy girl!"
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