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Offline wetslut

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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1380 on: September 17, 2015, 10:05:55 AM »
Road works...

The gas board dig up the road...do their work and re tar the road..

1 week later the Electricity board dig up the SAME bit and do their stuff.

Now fuck me the friggin' Water board are there digging up the same bit...

Are they complete morons?-Why not just leave it not covered til everyones finished?

They can take their diggers and poxy fucking temporary traffic lights and ram them up the councils arse....SIDEWAYS..

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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1381 on: September 17, 2015, 03:27:16 PM »
Road works...

The gas board dig up the road...do their work and re tar the road..

1 week later the Electricity board dig up the SAME bit and do their stuff.

Now fuck me the friggin' Water board are there digging up the same bit...

Are they complete morons?-Why not just leave it not covered til everyones finished?

They can take their diggers and poxy fucking temporary traffic lights and ram them up the councils arse....SIDEWAYS..

*Steams*

They're only protecting to be incompetent utilities providers. In fact they're super-secret government agencies battling to be the first to discover a Nazi super weapon buried in your road accidentally at the end of World War 2.

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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1382 on: September 17, 2015, 07:55:29 PM »
...I think our house is trying to kill me...or @FrodoKreuger is...or I'm just insanely, ridiculously uncoordinated, I'm laid up on the couch again after a particularly nasty fall in the kitchen, I swear it seems like as soon as one thing heals something else goes wrong.  I'm just gonna find a corner and hide for the remainder of our lease   :sofa:

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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1383 on: September 17, 2015, 08:29:19 PM »
Are you sure it isn't Stormy, hiding her evil genius behind the happy-go-lucky puppy act and the enormously cute tail (and EARS, OH MY GOD THOSE EARS!!!!   XD XD XD )???
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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1384 on: September 17, 2015, 08:56:47 PM »
Let me see... she slipped in water that Stormy had splashed out of Stormy's bowl when nobody was looking... Deathie, you may have a point!

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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1385 on: September 17, 2015, 10:33:22 PM »
Let me see... she slipped in water that Stormy had splashed out of Stormy's bowl when nobody was looking... Deathie, you may have a point!

Possibly. But OH MY GOD, THOSE EARS!!!! XD XD XD

Should you ever decide that CutieWoootieBooBooFace is too evilly intelligent for you to handle, know that there will always be somebody willing to take her in hand and show her what's what.

No, seriously. Can't you see my "sincere smile" teeth?   :D
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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1386 on: September 18, 2015, 01:56:27 AM »
^ :rofl: +rep d00d

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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1387 on: September 18, 2015, 07:01:55 AM »
Let me see... she slipped in water that Stormy had splashed out of Stormy's bowl when nobody was looking... Deathie, you may have a point!

Possibly. But OH MY GOD, THOSE EARS!!!! XD XD XD

Should you ever decide that CutieWoootieBooBooFace is too evilly intelligent for you to handle, know that there will always be somebody willing to take her in hand and show her what's what.

No, seriously. Can't you see my "sincere smile" teeth?   :D

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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1388 on: September 18, 2015, 12:06:40 PM »
I just want to point out a guy called @death2uall saying 'CutieWoootieBooBooFace'.

That is all.
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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1389 on: September 19, 2015, 09:14:47 AM »
Just looking at the pictures is giving me the willies! Big, fat, strong willies! I will not be getting that particular Darwin award anytime soon. I can't promise I won't get different one, though.  :whistle:
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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1390 on: September 19, 2015, 10:44:00 PM »
...giving me the willies! Big, fat, strong willies!...

That's what @kittyumbrass said.

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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1391 on: September 19, 2015, 10:47:01 PM »
Surely the Darwin Award for the year is decided.


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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1392 on: September 23, 2015, 12:02:44 PM »
I'm very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very tired. I'm so tired I feel in danger of falling off the edge of the world. I'm so tired I'd welcome it.

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I always worry about clicking on what you send me. -the savage, to Ingenue (LOL)
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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1393 on: September 23, 2015, 04:14:16 PM »
OMFG, there's a sequel?!?!!??!?!?!

Fucking fuckity fuck flaps bollocks. ~wetslut
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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1394 on: September 25, 2015, 04:59:00 PM »
a mild-mannered schoolteacher from Cheltenham who rather liked composing music

I'm coming around to Paloma's view: based on that description I'd rape it too. :drool:

So, um. Why use the most dull and stuffy section of Jupiter? The other parts are so... uh Jovial is too obvious a word, but majestic and playful and just cinematic. And yes, the slow section has an important place in his characterization, don't get me wrong, but on its own it gives totally the wrong pompous stuffedshirt impression.

(One of my D&D group, a classical nut, is known to play "Mars" through her ipod speakers during her battle scenes.)
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Fucking fuckity fuck flaps bollocks. ~wetslut
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