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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #30 on: July 06, 2014, 06:52:52 PM »
Impudent. Lie down and take your licks. *taps belt against hand*
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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #31 on: July 06, 2014, 08:40:51 PM »
Thanks for siglining me, Ray.

I just like the word "fanny". More words should be that funny. That's what I am pissing and moaning about tonight.

Oh, and a disgruntled customer called me a "cunt" today. :(
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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #32 on: July 06, 2014, 09:13:09 PM »
Thanks for siglining me, Ray.

I just like the word "fanny". More words should be that funny. That's what I am pissing and moaning about tonight.

Oh, and a disgruntled customer called me a "cunt" today. :(

Send me his address and I'll be happy to give him a Colombian necktie.
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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #33 on: July 06, 2014, 09:41:02 PM »
Thanks for siglining me, Ray.

I just like the word "fanny". More words should be that funny. That's what I am pissing and moaning about tonight.

Oh, and a disgruntled customer called me a "cunt" today. :(

Send me his address and I'll be happy to give him a Colombian necktie.

I'd love to but we didn't get that far. Alas.
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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #34 on: July 07, 2014, 02:09:26 AM »
If there can be dickgirls I don't see why Steg can't be a vaginaboy!

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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #35 on: July 07, 2014, 10:31:41 AM »
Sometimes, I'm just tired of the 21st century, and I find myself longing for the medieval monastic life. It seems so appealing.

Apart from the early mornings, of course. And the early nights.

And all the praying. And Gregorian chant - it's beautiful to listen to but quite tedious to do.

The all-male surroundings would be a bit depressing too, to say the least.

I suppose it's just the opportunities for sexual abuse, stargazing and gardening that really appeal. And the absence of [insert name of vacuous celebrity artiste here],  people "taking to Twitter to express their outrage" and stupid adverts involving meerkats. Somehow it feels like a time in which it was possible to focus on the important things in life.*

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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #36 on: July 07, 2014, 01:04:01 PM »
Sometimes, I'm just tired of the 21st century, and I find myself longing for the medieval monastic life. It seems so appealing.

Apart from the early mornings, of course. And the early nights.

And all the praying. And Gregorian chant - it's beautiful to listen to but quite tedious to do.

The all-male surroundings would be a bit depressing too, to say the least.

I suppose it's just the opportunities for sexual abuse, stargazing and gardening that really appeal. And the absence of [insert name of vacuous celebrity artiste here],  people "taking to Twitter to express their outrage" and stupid adverts involving meerkats. Somehow it feels like a time in which it was possible to focus on the important things in life.*

*Like the Black Death, yes, I know. But we're all going to die anyway. Happy Monday.

A bit of a bouncy song, perhaps, but you should listen to the lyrics, REDACTED - kinda sums up a response to what you said above:


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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #37 on: July 07, 2014, 02:59:02 PM »


A bit of a bouncy song, perhaps, but you should listen to the lyrics, REDACTED - kinda sums up a response to what you said above:



It's bouncy in a good way, though. And thank you. Being simple is simple. Then complicating things is simple. But finding your way back to simplicity is difficult. So I don't quite envy the simple men, but I do find them quite inspiring, and I hope to emulate them one day.

Well, the point of the song is really that the "simple men" (or times) we admire and yearn for are often not particularly admirable nor what we'd actually want. I was talking to a disabled female friend on YIM the other day who was wishing we could how back to the fifties because things were so much better then. My flabber has seldom been so gasted!

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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #38 on: July 07, 2014, 03:11:48 PM »
So I don't get to do my Mikado quote at you. Or I do, but it won't sting. :D

Quote from: The Mikado - Ko-ko (10/10 hottie would bang -Ingy)
Then the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone,
All centuries but this, and every country but his own
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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #39 on: July 07, 2014, 03:38:42 PM »
*obligatory billiard ball grope* :naughty:

Except I'm more likely to request the one about how a private buffoon is a light-hearted loon, because patter baritone + jester = uncomfortably moist Ingy. >:)


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she thought really hard about biting them so hard they would almost feel it, and they ran away because scawypet is scawy. ~kittyumbrass
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I just squeed so hard I farted ~RayPistonprowl

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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #40 on: July 07, 2014, 03:54:20 PM »
I played that part, you know. Jack Point.

WHAT

:drool: Curse you. No, seriously, how dare you do such things to the nethers of an innocent-ish maiden-once-removed. Stop it at once, or post costume pics, before I need to go change my underwear.

Oh, and look, I fixed it: :jester: Fabulous fools for all!
she thought really hard about biting them so hard they would almost feel it, and they ran away because scawypet is scawy. ~kittyumbrass
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I just squeed so hard I farted ~RayPistonprowl

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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #41 on: July 07, 2014, 04:14:01 PM »
Jack is the hero of the play, yaknow. The plucky, smart protagonist who uses his wits to conquer his enemies and has an adorable duet with his love interest.

The whole opera is a study in what happens when a jerkass Mary Sue invades your plot and steals your leading lady, whereupon they literally ruin the lives of everyone around them.

This happens, of course, because Jack is not a tenor. Yup. Fate screws him over because his balls dropped too far as a jesterling.


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she thought really hard about biting them so hard they would almost feel it, and they ran away because scawypet is scawy. ~kittyumbrass
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I just squeed so hard I farted ~RayPistonprowl

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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #42 on: July 07, 2014, 04:57:59 PM »
That reminds me of something. Has anyone heard ? It's stirring as fudge! I was amazed, first time I heard it. It's all RAH RAH THE BLOOD OF THE UNWORTHY SHALL IRRIGATE OUR FIELDS. Forget Les Mis, yo.

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Social status? That's weird enough that I believe it. Then of course we need to make king... note for anyone still with us: he is not singing in falsetto, ... and he still has his balls.
she thought really hard about biting them so hard they would almost feel it, and they ran away because scawypet is scawy. ~kittyumbrass
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I just squeed so hard I farted ~RayPistonprowl

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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #43 on: July 07, 2014, 05:15:42 PM »
Zomg. :lol: From the comments: "10/10 original anthem do not steal."
she thought really hard about biting them so hard they would almost feel it, and they ran away because scawypet is scawy. ~kittyumbrass
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When Ingy stares at me with large moist eyes I just raep her. ~RayPistonprowl
I just squeed so hard I farted ~RayPistonprowl

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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #44 on: July 07, 2014, 05:25:40 PM »
Where the hell is Duckfucker? The Sploojes must be three again. Just having Ray and Steg endlessly raping their own cunts and each other's doesn't do it for me. It's like listening to Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder warble that bloody insipid song. So fucking bland that it inspires progressive pacifists to incite a race riot.
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