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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #2070 on: May 18, 2019, 02:04:27 AM »
Anyway what's with Tardar Sauce dying? :grumpycat: That's illegal. Celebrity animals are contractually obliged to be immortal and live perfect pampered enriched lives.

She was such a sweet, chill little cat. It's very sad.

What struck me about this is how the wee grump died of complications from a urinary tract infection. I've known multiple animal celebs that have passed away in the past few years from the same. Pet owners: if your pet piddles or poos in unusual places, that is a hint to see your veterinarian. This isn't blame; it's helping other owners avoid their fur babies suffering similar fates.

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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #2071 on: May 18, 2019, 12:10:20 PM »
Christ, it's embarrassing fapping a post about furry UTIs ... :rofl:
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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #2072 on: May 18, 2019, 12:28:15 PM »
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...I should transition to male just to be allowed to express it for once.

@Ingenue  Hey, its not necesary! I'm enraged half my waking hours, the other half i bury it vith lust and hedonizm, and i'm no male :P Btw, vhat does "apoplectic" mean? I hate big words!

Regarding Grumpy, it may come as a shock, but i didnt even know who he vas. Guess i'm not much into memes.  :shrug:
He seemed like a nice cat tho.

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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #2073 on: May 18, 2019, 07:10:22 PM »
Apoplectic is a good anger word. It means enraged, overcome with anger, as though you'd be close to suffering a stroke. Apocalyptic anger, you could say*.

Symptoms might include yelling and frothing, turning bright red and being unable to speak because you're so mad, punching dudes in the nuts, or raping the nearest master's leg in your fit of furry fury. *nodnod*


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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #2074 on: May 18, 2019, 10:47:31 PM »
Wel, thats counter-productive. Anger shuld work for you, not paralize you like that. :P

Theres a old saying: "Dont get mad. Get even." I'd like to add to that: "Dont get uncontrolably mad, get even."
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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #2075 on: May 19, 2019, 07:15:19 PM »
:D I do get even. With their shins.

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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #2076 on: May 22, 2019, 03:42:01 PM »
FUCK the State, SMASH the System, TEAR IT ALL UP and start again (please).

I logged in to update my work search (because now if you're unemployed, it's not enough to say you are - you have to show you're willing to be trapped in an endless series of soul-destroying, unsuitable roles 5EVA) - only to find that my claim had been closed because of (supposedly) earnings in March/April, when I only restarted my claim (after finishing my latest temp job) at the beginning of May; no warning that this could happen, no email alert to say it had happened...

WHAT THE FUCK do I have to do to satisfy these ghoulish, vicious, inhumane people?! (I'm talking about the ones who designed the system, of course - not the hard-working people who have to administer it; I know because I follow their (and at one stage it was my) union on Twitter that they know it's FUBAR and want it fixed.)

I was expecting a delay because of working for part of the next assessment period. But this is beyond ridiculous.

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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #2077 on: May 22, 2019, 06:25:08 PM »
Aww @kittyumbrass  that sucks... 

Let's find a vic to take it out on..
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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #2078 on: May 22, 2019, 08:00:56 PM »
@RayPistonprowl please come here naked real quick for a second.
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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #2079 on: May 23, 2019, 01:51:22 AM »
@RayPistonprowl please come here naked real quick for a second.

Ok :drool: *strips off, flops down atop you* @Ingenue

Don't hurt him too much, especially his face. I want to use it as my throne at some point. -cosmicwitch
If I ever have a punk band with just two members, I'm calling it "Anal Pear". -kittyumbrass
Nature abhors a vacuum, so if you present us with a hole we're going to try to fill it. For nature's sake. -SoftGameHunter
Piers Morgan's being a cunt about something agai- Ah, for fuck sake, Piers Morgan's being a Crunchy Nut Corn Flake about something again. -the_silkman
I will reach down your throat through your stomach into your urogenital tract and pull your DICK INSIDE OUT. -zero

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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #2080 on: May 23, 2019, 01:58:56 AM »
Can we please get back to pissing and moaning?
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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #2081 on: May 23, 2019, 02:00:22 AM »
Can we please get back to pissing and moaning?

I think you just did! :laugh:

Don't hurt him too much, especially his face. I want to use it as my throne at some point. -cosmicwitch
If I ever have a punk band with just two members, I'm calling it "Anal Pear". -kittyumbrass
Nature abhors a vacuum, so if you present us with a hole we're going to try to fill it. For nature's sake. -SoftGameHunter
Piers Morgan's being a cunt about something agai- Ah, for fuck sake, Piers Morgan's being a Crunchy Nut Corn Flake about something again. -the_silkman
I will reach down your throat through your stomach into your urogenital tract and pull your DICK INSIDE OUT. -zero

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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #2082 on: May 23, 2019, 10:49:55 AM »
@RayPistonprowl please come here naked real quick for a second.

Ok :drool: *strips off, flops down atop you* @Ingenue

@kittyumbrass! @Marg4724! I gots him! I.. g-gots him? Here's your victim.. :cry:
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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #2083 on: May 23, 2019, 09:37:17 PM »
@RayPistonprowl please come here naked real quick for a second.

Ok :drool: *strips off, flops down atop you* @Ingenue

@kittyumbrass! @Marg4724! I gots him! I.. g-gots him? Here's your victim.. :cry:


But I wanted a GIRL victim! :footstomp:

We'll leave him to you, I'm sure you'll find excellent ways of victimating him *nodnod*
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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #2084 on: May 24, 2019, 04:05:35 PM »
I sure can. sings at him
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