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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1155 on: May 31, 2015, 08:06:14 PM »
You would probably like the average dog-pile, indeed. But seeing as how RC has NO average ladies... well.  ;)
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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1156 on: June 01, 2015, 01:10:26 AM »
You would probably like the average dog-pile, indeed. But seeing as how RC has NO average ladies... well.  ;)

Well I'm game!

(I don't mean you should hunt me in the woods with shotguns and dogs!)

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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1157 on: June 01, 2015, 01:32:57 AM »
Well I'm game!

(I don't mean you should hunt me in the woods with shotguns and dogs!)


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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1158 on: June 01, 2015, 05:43:46 PM »
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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1159 on: June 02, 2015, 01:03:58 AM »
* Ingenue releases the hounds



I believe I could make those hounds roll over and beg... >:)

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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1160 on: June 02, 2015, 07:50:32 AM »
Smite them REDACTED!  >:)

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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1161 on: June 03, 2015, 12:19:28 AM »
There are painters in the stairwell. They are loud. And they are smoking non-stop. So it smells like paint and cigarette smoke everywhere in the building. (And I hope they don't burn down the house).

Smite them REDACTED!  >:)


Yes... Get the sweaty irritated to be jammed into a stairwell to paint burly men wondering, "Who does that pushy cunt think she's barking at?"

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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1162 on: June 03, 2015, 12:47:42 AM »
I'd rep that, but your rep is 69 and I like you there. :naughty:
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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1163 on: June 04, 2015, 08:08:15 AM »
I hate waiting  :/.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1164 on: June 04, 2015, 07:32:42 PM »
I hate waiting  :/.

Patience, son. Your King Dong should arrive any day now.

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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1165 on: June 04, 2015, 08:24:13 PM »
You sent him a mold of your penis?


I don't see how that helps him, but I'm a little jealous.
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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1166 on: June 05, 2015, 02:43:58 AM »
You sent him a mold of your penis?


I don't see how that helps him, but I'm a little jealous.

It got in today, it's really dissapointing tbh. You'd expect it to be longer than your pinky but no.
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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1167 on: June 05, 2015, 02:45:14 AM »
HOW BIG ARE YOUR HANDS?!
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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1168 on: June 05, 2015, 02:47:57 AM »
My hands are quite large, I lost my pinkys in a firework accident though :( It's very tragic.
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Re: Piss and Moan Thread
« Reply #1169 on: June 09, 2015, 05:25:57 AM »
Pet Peeve...


Please, pretty please, american people... is called football... because you use your feet to kick a ball (see ? foot+ball=football, it's that easy), calling it soccer makes you look silly, like you are trying to play it without shoes...


And... men are better at playing it, not women, you funny country...
(actually you are pretty good at it, even if most people don't care, you equalized with us when we won the world cup)

 

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