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Offline Surrender2U

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50 shades - who's going?
« on: July 24, 2014, 05:15:59 PM »


The trailer came out today. Who's going to see it?

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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2014, 05:24:28 PM »
I do like Jamie Dornan, I dunno, I may wait to rent it. That or stream it. You know a bootleg will be available within hours after its release. Honestly, Dornan is the only reason I'd watch it.
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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2014, 05:27:18 PM »
I agree, he's hot but she does nothing for me at all.

I want to see it. I'm not sure if I'll be able to wait for it to come out of DVD. lol

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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2014, 05:34:08 PM »
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Not unless Ray or Punpun or HP or someone will come see it with me and provide a running commentary to alleviate the pain.
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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2014, 05:49:54 PM »
Oh, HELL, no. The book was utter crap (the worst sort of "mommy porn") and the movie is always (always) worse than the book (Hello, Ender's Game!). So, no. Just no.
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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2014, 06:09:19 PM »
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Not unless Ray or Punpun or HP or someone will come see it with me and provide a running commentary to alleviate the pain.

The only thing that might conceivably induce me to do such a thing is the thought that most of the audience will consist of silly girls who think they're being terribly grown-up, so there would be an opportunity for establishing a hostage situation. Once we're in control of the building, we can start showing people some rather more interesting colours.

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The way, too, but you're a man, so the very fact is very nearly impressive enough.
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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2014, 06:11:12 PM »
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Not unless Ray or Punpun or HP or someone will come see it with me and provide a running commentary to alleviate the pain.

Once the shaky annoying cam version is out we should all edit clips of the worst bits with our own vocal commentaries.  :thumbs:
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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2014, 06:45:14 PM »
ME! Deffo going to see it.

I loved the books and I am dying to see the film...

At the end of the day it's fictional-a fluffy love story with some BDSM chucked in,it's no different to any other cheesy Boy meets Girl..Boy struggles with feelings towards Girl Hollywood movie.

E.L James found a niche in the market and went for it-it's made her millions,I honestly think people read far more into it than they should..It's cheesy,it's fiction,it's light entertainment.

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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2014, 06:59:24 PM »
I'll probably end up seeing it for my movie review site but only if the studio sends a screener or a ticket to a press screening. I'm not paying money for it.
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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2014, 11:19:28 PM »


The trailer came out today. Who's going to see it?

Your answer from me to you on this question can be the same as your answer to me for the question "Are you going to pay me to go see it?"

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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2014, 11:28:01 PM »
I won't go to the movies to see it, but once it's available on cable then sure. The books I've been thinking about reading though.

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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2014, 12:57:42 AM »
I'm probably not going to see it. Romances don't really do it for me.

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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2014, 09:28:17 AM »
Wow... I like Crayons too!



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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2014, 09:44:47 PM »
*snoooooooore* I got through the first book, but I can't force myself to care any further about the characters. And the depiction of BDSM in the first book was laughable and, well, boring. Talk about your manufactured drama!  :naughty: I hope women aren't getting all their BDSM info from this movie.

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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2014, 09:50:44 PM »
Wow, this is actually quite cool. Steg has made a parody of the trailer.


 :)) oh my GOD you GUYYYYSSS

That's hilarious!

I really lost it when the kissing began.
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