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Offline BadEMT

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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2014, 04:30:27 AM »
Read the books with the EX, I'll probably wait til DVD
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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2014, 06:17:33 PM »
I. Can't. Wait.
I'm especially looking forward to going with my vanilla girlfriends who will be squealing and gasping in shock. I expect there will be a lot of laughing on my end.  :D
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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2014, 07:07:21 PM »
Don't know if someone linked to this already: 4 Ways the '50 Shades of Grey' Film Is Worse Than You Expect (from Cracked)

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-ways-50-shades-grey-film-worse-than-you-expect/




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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2014, 07:25:59 PM »
I`d rather watch the lego movie

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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2014, 07:32:42 PM »
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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2014, 05:31:18 PM »
Read the book. Disliked it intensely. Boring as tar and more disturbing than sexy to me. I like my kinky ass porn on the internet rather than the best seller lists thank you very much :p.

Still I am curious about what the movie would be like. I mean, they apparently aren't going for an X-rating so...the film will almost certainly suck. Let's be honest with ourselves, the kinky sex is really the ONLY thing people wanna read it for. Reading Fifty Shades of Grey for the plot is like watching Care Bears for the ultraviolence or watching Transformers for the deep themes. So the morbidly curious side of my mind wants to see just how badly the movie will fuck up in that regard :D.
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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2014, 03:58:11 PM »
Anyone who cares about my opinion... go and see this instead

Sidse Babett Knudsen. She could recite the telephone directory and I'd go and see that.
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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2014, 11:24:57 PM »
As much as I'm ashamed to admit it, I'm definitely going.
It's like a bad movie
He's lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' someone shoot me!
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the boy all the good girls want.

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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2015, 02:09:48 PM »
I really wanna see it, but nothing will beat Secretary with one of my favorite men to fantasize about raping me, James Spader. Hoooooooly fuck.
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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2015, 08:14:35 AM »
I really wanna see it, but nothing will beat Secretary with one of my favorite men to fantasize about raping me, James Spader. Hoooooooly fuck.
Then you must be loving The Blacklist. He's one of the best things going on television. And I'm looking forward to hearing him as the voice of Ultron on the new Avengers movie this summer, although I understand we won't be seeing him.
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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #25 on: January 09, 2015, 08:32:37 AM »

I really wanna see it, but nothing will beat Secretary with one of my favorite men to fantasize about raping me, James Spader. Hoooooooly fuck.

Mmm, James Spader...  :girlwank:
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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #26 on: January 09, 2015, 10:58:50 AM »
I really wanna see it, but nothing will beat Secretary with one of my favorite men to fantasize about raping me, James Spader. Hoooooooly fuck.
Then you must be loving The Blacklist. He's one of the best things going on television. And I'm looking forward to hearing him as the voice of Ultron on the new Avengers movie this summer, although I understand we won't be seeing him.

I haven't seen that show in so long!! we JUST now got TV after like 6 months. been quite a while and I admit, I am terrible at remembering what shows to catch up on. lol
But I looooove his character in it. So perfect. Soooooo sexy. *sigh*

I would be like "no James please god no" *spreads legs immediately* hahahahaha
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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #27 on: January 12, 2015, 04:27:55 AM »
I surely would go, when it arrives in my country

It's a pity they didn't get Emma watson to star in it, I probably would have fapped in the cinema in front of all the audience, lol

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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #28 on: January 12, 2015, 05:01:55 AM »
I probably would have fapped in the cinema in front of all the audience, lol
Now, see, there's something I would pay good money to watch.
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Re: 50 shades - who's going?
« Reply #29 on: January 12, 2015, 05:06:43 AM »
I probably would have fapped in the cinema in front of all the audience, lol
Now, see, there's something I would pay good money to watch.

In my mind she is just the perfect rape victim... her legs... her british accent...  :fap:

 

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