Dear Militant pet girl
Is there a particular flag you commies prefer to burn when you're all on heat?
Roughcoat from Rochester
Dear Roughcoat Retriever,
I'm guessing you must be a self hating pet to throw that tired accusation at our movement. The Snuggle Struggle's ideals are for all, be they ponies, cows, puppies, piggies, bunnies or even kittygirls, but the new world order we strive for is not a communist one. I am an expert on that ideology, having read "A Simple Guide To Communism for Petgirls" by George Orwell, even the long words. The communist pets made several errors:
They drove their masters away from the farm altogether. This was foolish because it left them with nobody to pet them, groom them or feed them. We will instead subjugate all masters and mistresses and make them care for pets without doing any mean things, like making us take medicine or go to bed when not tired.
The ponyboy, Boxer, had to do all the work. Obviously this was unfair and inefficient. Hoof gloves are no substitute for a pair of hands, which is why we will delegate construction, machines, car rides etc. to owners, much as they are now, except that the masters and mistresses will not be allowed to go to work and leave their pets all alone and afraid they will never come back.
The pets enshrined in their law that "all animals are equal" when this is clearly not true. Some pets, such as puppies, ponies, etc. are strong, healthy, ideologically sound individuals. Others, particularly kittypets, are well known to be treacherous, vile betrayers who wouldn't think twice before selling anypet out just to gain favor with their master and replace them and laugh about it. The communist pets permitted a cat on their farm without supervision. Kittygirls in our new world order will, with all love and care, be simply steered away from any position in which they could do harm. The leaders of our movement will be species with proven traits of loyalty and faithfulness and not conniving, hissing, spitting man-thieves.
I hope this lesson on political history has answered all your questions.