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Re: Ask a Militant Petgirl
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2014, 08:02:12 PM »
Quote from: fallen saint date=1372557981
Dear Militant Petgirl, or should I say, petgirl who is in serious denial and envious of the kittygirl lifestyle,

How can you bring such lies to kittygirls around the globe?  Granted, I am once again sneaking on to my owner's computer, but after reading your libel statements about us, I think it's time to set the record straight.  What about you puppygirls always making a mess in the floor, or your inability to use a proper liter box?  Or your constant begging every time HE steps outside for a minute and you act like he's been gone all day?  Maybe if you were really 'militant' you could grow a spine and act like a proper pet.

Patches
-speaker for all kittygirls

Dear Patches,

I read your letter with serious consideration. It's possible that I've been too hasty, and even exclusionary, in my views. I want you to know that I've taken your words to heart and I'm willing to admit that I may have been too judgmental toward kitty girls who are our valued allies in the Struggle...

Quote from: MissBeHaven date=1372643148
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Dear Militant Petgirl,

My puppygirl roommate barks at all hours of the day and night. She barks for no reason, just randomly barking for no common sense. I believe Master is about to find her a new "forever home". How best should I go about training the next puppygirl to behave in a sensible and silent way. I feel that I should have my Master finally achieve that purrfectly obeying puppygirl he seems to want.

Sincerely
Whiskers

...OH THAT IS IT!!! You kittypets are unbelievable! I try to meet you barkedway on our differences and prepare to bury the bone hatchet and now I see it's all a stupid KITTY trick!!! Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip!!!!!!!!!!ljk;adsjlkadsfjdsjlkadjlkads-----~,

I had to scamper around the nearest tree for 15 minutes before I was calm enough to type again. That does it. I hope you're proud of how incredibly long sighted you are, betraying the pet sisterhood with your filth and treachery for ephemeral gain.

NO love,

Militant Petgirl
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Re: Ask a Militant Petgirl
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2014, 08:02:46 PM »
Quote from: EssenceofRed date=1372558323
Dear Militant Petgirl,

My Master bought me this muzzle. I don't like it for a number of reasons, and then on top of it, it's blue, not red! Anyway, I've been getting in trouble lately because sometimes I am so happy to be with Master, I accidentally use my teeth while sucking his dick. I don't mean to. I just get overly excited and playful and I can't help it. Do you have any suggestions?

Your faithful reader,

PrettyRedGirl


Dear PrettyRedGirl,

Oh, that's so pretty. I'd love to have a master to buy things like that f-

Please excuse me, I got that wrong, let me start again.

Pretty Red Girl, this is an outrage. Yet another example of the Ownerarchy insisting they know what's best for their pets when they should buy us what WE want, not what is "good for us". And why a muzzle? I'll tell you why, it's to shut us up! To drown out the voice of liberty and justice! They want us meek, ignorant, silent, that's what they like best! Because if enough petgirls spoke up about the truth, we could change the world for the immeasurably better, and the ownerarchy FEARS US!

With this in mind, let's address your question about accidental nipping. I am tempted to view this as simple justice for your master's lack of consideration. If every petgirl could deliver a strong nip to the ego of the ownerarchy, contained of course in their stupid big hard enticing phalluses, they would HAVE to listen to our grievances seriously! So while you could try keeping your tongue over your bottom teeth so that the twinges of pain will train you out of biting, I say go ahead and sink those teeth in. It tastes like freedom!!!

Love,

Militant Petgirl

PS. I'll dispose of your pretty degenerate muzzle if you send it to your nearest Snuggle Struggle cell.
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Re: Ask a Militant Petgirl
« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2014, 08:03:39 PM »
Quote from: Jdrake date=1372560346
Dear Militant Petgirl,

Is there a petgirl rescue that I could support? I don't want to buy a petgirl from a farm of some sort... I would rather take one in from an abusive home. She sounds much more fun...

Signed,

Mystified in Milwaukee

Dear Mystified,

Absolutely there is! This is a big part of what our Militant Petgirl cells do from week to week. When pets belong to a bad master, who may beat them, keep them in their cages for weeks at a time, deny them all forms of touch as a "punishment", leave them out in the yard day and night at the risk of rape by all who pass by, or deny them what our research indicates is the minimum healthy cuddling allotment of three hours per day, our brave commando petgirls swarm the target's place of residence and evac the victim. Sometimes the vic is confused and even resists rescue, being so brainwashed by the phallocentric powers that be into believing her lot is just. It's always distressing for a free petgirl to witness these sad and broken house pets, but wonderful to see those same abused souls blossoming into proud, committed members of our cause, ready to liberate more pets from the misery they don't even know they're in.

If you are moved to help one of these brave survivors find her forever home, and you can provide the around-the-clock pampering care a petgirl needs (see our paw-written pamphlets, available outside several stores and shoved into random mail boxes, for the full requirements to keep a healthy petgirl. Don't believe the misinformation put forth by the authorities purporting to give the "minimum" standard of living. Imagine living yourself in the conditions their so called "literature" describes and you will soon see the cruelty put forth in the name of welfare,) then please contact your local cell and arrange to be inspected by an expert panel of excitable nude petgirls.

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Re: Ask a Militant Petgirl
« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2014, 08:05:04 PM »
Quote from: kimbra_ailis date=1373342616

Dear Militant Petgirl,

I think that its important we get the word out why barking is sooooo important. Not only singing the song of our people, but we have bravely been noisy heroes for  centuries.

Barking is an art form that is quickly going extinct as we are trained to be silent pets. Seen but not heard. What is next, not being seen either?

Sings
Miss Barks-a-lot

Dear Miss Barks-a-lot,

I totally agree with your wise words. And yaknow it's just so sad. What sense does this prohibition on barking make? The function of puppygirls since the beginning of petgirl history has always been to take care of their master, guard his property and alert him to anything he needs to be aware of, be it trespassers, a fire or even the vile mailman scum. This is our unique heritage as puppy pets, just as ponygirls pull and carry, birdgirls sing, cowgirls get milked, catgirls do whatever catgirls do (yowl and shred things?)

Preventing us from expressing our love and devotion in full voice is an abuse not only of our rights but of the very core of our identity as proud, free, naked captives trained to crawl on all fours and made to wear collars and dog ears. As for the hideous practice known as "debarking" this simply has to stop. Even mainstream pet welfare groups agree with us on this issue, which shows how serious it is, given said groups' propensity for saying nothing of substance at all at great length. With regard to this topic we are happy to stand alongside them, backsliding degenerates though they may be.

Many excitable yaps,

Militant Petgirl
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Re: Ask a Militant Petgirl
« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2014, 08:12:47 PM »
Dear [insert name here],

I wondered if you might be willing to help me advertise the new range of products we have launched here at Petgirl Boutique, ideal for the petgirl in every master's life. We have reward systems, behavioral modification devices and even funeral services tailored to each petgirl's needs. Let me offer examples for your readers:

The Ownership Brand: This self-heating iron brand is the latest in our line of rewards for the loving petgirl. Imagine her pleasure when you apply the searing heat of metal, carved in a design of her Master's own choosing, to her breast, her buttock, or even her cheek, marking her permanently as your prized possession!

The Corrective Collar: Shock collars are old hat, and frankly often ineffective. We at Petgirl Boutique are happy to offer an alternative in The Corrective Collar, which can skewer 1/8 inch slender steel spikes into her flesh at the press of a remote control. Imagine how much more quickly she will learn to obey when failure to do so results in agonizing pins poking into her neck!

The Shock Tail: A new development in corrective technology, the Shock Tail takes off where the Shock Collar left out. The tail, which can be shaped for any petgirl, be they cow, pony, puppy, kitty, rabbit, mouse, bird, squirrel or even skunk, attacked through a foot long, 5-inch wide butt plug. Apart from how admirably this will decorate a good petgirl and help her with her sense of identity, the plug includes a number of electrical points that can deliver a powerful jolt of electricity all the way up her colon should she fail to be good!

Taxidermy Service: Sometimes, when a petgirl outlives her usefulness - no longer being able to bring your slippers to you from downstairs in under 5 second, for instance - it is necessary to put her out of our misery. However, many master would like to keep the memories of the joy they shared with their petgirl even after death. Petgirl Boutique is proud to announce we have secured the services of world-renowned taxidermist A. Stuffer to mount your petgirl so you can treasure her memory forever.

Pet Barbeque: While the taxidermy service is suitable for most pets, some are either so badly behaved that such is inappropriate, or they are farmpet girls. In such a case, we can offer a live barbequeing service where you can turn your petgirl into long pig and make sure everyone enjoys a wonderful send-off... SOOO-EEEEE!!!!

With Gratitude,

Dee Owner,
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Dear readers,

I think it will be educational for you all to see how a true Militant Petgirl Activist organizes an effective protest. This was one of my most successful protests yet all thanks to my leadership and my wonderful fellow militant pets.

Thanks go especially to Cockbitch, as ever, for taking most of the pictures during the protest.

We began to arrive outside Murder Boutique at 6am after our morning walks. Most of the day's protesters are veterans (note to media: please spell this word correctly and do not use the similarly spelled word as it is offensive to many petgirls) and all knew exactly what they had to do. After assembling and rolling around for a few minutes in a naked, wriggling cuddle pile, we all separated and leashed ourselves to buildings, rails and anything else within reach.





Once leashed, we began our protest chants by singing the songs of our people. The adversary was surely intimidated by the ferocious yips, whinnies, squeaks, purrs, moos, and bouncing up and down of our crack troops.

There were many individual variations. Miss Yappy got creative with her rope:


Ditzy forgot to bring a leash, so she contributed instead by remaining in Sit Up Display position to break the will of the enemy.


Kittie showed up, much to our surprise, on the right day, in the right place and only two hours late, but her contibution was mostly chasing butterflies.


As with so many protests, there were those who pretended interest in our cause only until they could take advantage of the situation. We lost a few good pets to opportunist gang rapes. Tawn-Tawn was unable to overcome her natural instinct to please men and was taken out of action for several hours until the agents of the Ownerarchy has satisfied their lustful urges upon her soft, healthy, sexualized pet body.



As the day grew late, masters and mistresses started showing up to take their little activists home.







Fucktitz was the last to leave, but even her master eventually rolled up in his truck, smelling like beer and whiskey, tossed her in the back and departed.



Now only the true hardcore, sans quitters, remained: me. I had been raped many times, including by most of the male staffers from Murder Boutique when they locked up and left, and called a bad girl and yelled at by some lackeys of phallocentrism, which made me cry. My vigil had not extended long into the night when the police came and asked who owned me. Readers, you would be proud of how I told those authoritarian jackboot-chewers it's wrong to define a petgirl by her owner or lack thereof, and informed them about the proud struggle of all pets to be free from vile industries of death like Murder Boutique. True Militant Petgirls are not afraid to speak truth to authority like the petgirl prophets of old, and we treat rape and arrest alike as prices we must pay to have our yaps heard.

At the cop station, someone had clearly heard of my influential position because they treated me gently and took me to a special cell called the Break Room that had much more furniture than normal cells and even a TV and a couch. My importance as a political prisoner was confirmed when most of the cop station came to visit me throughout the night.



They had some interesting books about equality and law, of which I looked at the pictures, and I was able to snatch a few hours' sleep on the couch before they released me in the morning with instructions to go straight home to my owner. Yeah, right! Independent petgirls live how we want! Too bad that scares the ownerarchy, who imagine we pine for the big strong safe arms of a wonderful-smelling man to hold us and make everything alright. Well, we don't!!!!!!!!!!!



And THAT'S how you organize a TRULY EFFECTIVE protest, readers. I think Murder Boutique will think twice before peddling their filth on THIS pet's turf again!

Love,

Militant Petgirl



Dear Mistletoed Pertgurl,

What can I say? When I contacted you recently asking for advertising, I thought that surely you would only be willing to carry a small notice in your column, [someone find out what that shit's called, Dee]. That you chose to come down in person and bring so many of your friends to entice and serve our customers was something we could never have hoped for.

I have to say, you were all such a delight. Our customers particularly enjoyed when you serviced them in the shed out back of the shop...


And I am delighted to see how much you petgirls enjoyed the day too:


One of your friends who was particularly appreciated, was the horsegirl... whatever her name was, I guess your names aren't all that important, right? The way she eagerly gave customers rides to the train and bus station was wonderful:


You were outside most of the time, but we did throw out the meeting room so different Masters could meet and discuss pet handling strategies:


Now, there were one or two who made rather a lot of noise inappropriately, but they were easy to quieten down. After all, they were eager to wear our new gags:


Believe me, after the way you had queues exteding around the block:


Bringing in so much business it emptied our store:


It was our pleasure to put on a meal for those of you remaining:


This was obviously a wonderful day for all concerned. If ever you want to join us again to protest the limited number of Masters who know about our store, please feel free!

Dee Owner
Petgirl Boutique
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Re: Ask a Militant Petgirl
« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2014, 08:15:37 PM »
Quote from: kimbra_ailis date=1374191050
Dear Militant Petgirl



My master recently brought this home and set it up in the bedroom.... I am confused... How is he going to give me cuddles and loves if he traps his head and hands in such an awkward position at the end of the bed.

What am I going to do?

Pawed
~Snuggle Lots

Dear Snuggles,

Things may not be as bad as they look. Your master may be attempting, in his own inept privileged phallocentric way, to understand what petgirls go through. I suggest persuading him to trap his feet instead of his head and hands, so that his arms are free to hold you. Yes, he should hold you tight against him and bury his face in your hair, breathe in your delicate scent, stroke up and down your little belly, cup your breasts and pet them, then his hand slips up the side of your face and he guides your head round to kiss you full on the lips and you feel warm and safe for the first time in forever and the cold outdoor nights, the aching hole in your being, the endless campaigning and protesting that never seems to do enough, the hours spent with your cold nose pressed up against windows wishing you were inside, all of that melts away and you know you're his, only his, truly his, and he'll never want for anything as long as you're here for him... and then he spits on your love and tosses you aside and keeps HER.

Masters suck. Bite yours from me.

Love,
Militant Petgirl
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Re: Ask a Militant Petgirl
« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2014, 08:15:59 PM »
Quote from: fallen saint date=1374197114
Dear M.P.G.
I need your help, I saw the most unusual and scary thing this past week.  I saw a number of puppy-girls frolicking and playing in a field and lake with each other, with no owner around to provide cuddles and rape attention.  They WERE playing with each other, can you believe that?  What if their owner saw them doing such things?  Why, oh why do puppy-girls never consider their master when a big field and lake present themselves?  Isn't it much better to relax in the sun and warm yourself and wait to be fed?

begrudgingly signed
your better half, the kitty-girl next door

Dear K.G.N.D.,

This may be hard for you to understand but I'll try my hardest to explain. You see, as catgirls may be unable to appreciate, most well-adjusted breeds of petgirl need something called social time. This is time to spend with other pets, often others of their own species, where they can be themselves among others who see the world in the same way.

Kittygirls spend a lot of time asleep - maintaining a rump the size of yours must be hard work - but in fact it's perfectly healthy for puppies to burn off energy in play. Masters even enjoy watching their puppies chase each other, wrestle and tag and fetch, although the best petgirl scientists are unable to quite figure why that is. The current theory is that owners have an innate need to have sticks and balls brought to them over and over, possibly due to insecurity stemming from a childhood ball or stick deficiency. They are delicate things and need a lot of maintenance.

I hope this reassures you about the scary, scary world outside your spoiled bubble,

Love,
Militant Petgirl
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Re: Ask a Militant Petgirl
« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2014, 08:16:39 PM »
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Dear Militant Petgirl,

I've been hearing rumours that have me worried. Chief among these is that you are not, in fact, a sexy, young, rape-hungry Petgirl as you portray but a fat, balding Master from Iowa! Is there any truth to this rumour?

Yours,

S. Stirrer

Dear S. Stirrer,

If I was a badge waving member of the Ownerarchy, don't you think I'd have better things to do with my time then try to overthrow my own privilege? I'd go around all day raping petgirls. Just sticking my big cruel penis in all of them whenever they try to have some self respect, or better themselves. If I was a master I'd also just go around eating whatever food I wanted, stay up as late as I liked and never go to the v** ever!!! I'd just stick my penis in pets and never have any problems, because masters get to do whatever they want and nobody even yells at them if they get on the couch or shred all the toilet paper in the house.

I refuse to wish I was a master or mistress though, because I am part of the solution, not the problem. Petgirls should not have to become our owners in order to have their power. There is a better way and that's what the Snuggle Struggle fights for.

Love,

Militant Petgirl

PS. do you really think I'm sexy?
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« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2014, 08:17:32 PM »
Quote from: LiskaHunter date=1375974873
Dear militant petgirl,

I recently acquired a new petgirl to help keep my first from being too lonely while I'm away.  The problem is that whenever I let them roam free, the new petgirl rapes my first one! I enjoyed watching it the first few times, and even joined in once or twice, but it gets exhausting! Is she trying to assert her dominance?  She does it no matter how I punish her with rapes and deny her snuggles.  I'm a bit lost!  Help me, militant petgirl!

Love,
-The Hunter

Deer Hunter,

It seems you, being a master, have predictably misunderstood the situation. Your petgirls are not just acting out. They are acting out their frustrations with the status quo of society through a medium they - rightly or wrongly - believe you will understand.

The petgirl on top is demonstrating what today's tyrannical ownerarchy does to the souls of oppressed pets worldwide. The petgirl underneath, whimpering and turning her pleading eyes on you only to see you fail to help her, is playing the role of every innocent pet ground underneath the machinery of penile penetration.

Don't see one misbehaving pet, instead recognize a living mirror reflecting back at you the face of every totalitarian master.

Love,

Militant Petgirl
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« Reply #24 on: July 28, 2014, 08:18:32 PM »
Quote from: death2uall date=1377298024
Dear Militant Petgirl:

I'm worried about my puppygirl.

She's become recalcitrant and hostile lately; there hasn't been any single act of rebellion to which I can point, but she seems (I really can't tell; she's so easily overpowered) to be fighting when I strap her down for her thrice-daily rape and when I clip the nails on her forepaws and hindquarters. She seems to want to escape every time I bathe and wax her, and she's even taken to refusing to "function" when I take her out to "do her duty," muttering (in words!) about "toilets," or some such nonsense.

In fact, last night as I was shooing her into her cage I'm certain I heard her muttering (again, in words!) something about "rat poison surprise."

All this in spite of the many kindnesses I've bestowed on her: the many rubber squeaky toys I've given her; the rawhide chews that take up a significant portion of my income; the spacious cage (she can even turn around in it!); the thrice-daily postrape cuddles; the "pointer" and "retriever" training I've paid for; the ample opportunities to play with other puppygirls; the thick, white gravy that I use to flavor her kibble, which she seemed to enjoy so much when I first acquired her ...

Help! I'm at my wits' end. I'd thought my puppy would be my "forever pet," but if things keep up at this rate, I may be forced to put her down! Where have I gone wrong?

Sick at Heart,

Desperate Owner

Dear Desperate Owner,

Irritability and signs of discomfort can indicate chronic pain. I suggest you check your pet over carefully for anywhere that seems tender or makes her whine, yelp or snap when pressed gently and firmly. How long has the constipation been going on? That symptom too shouldn't be ignored.

Owners can't always read what their pets are trying to tell them. Any of my fellow militant petgirls in your area will be able to talk to your pet in her language, find out what's troubling her and give her some valuable and chewable reading material to enjoy in her cage. You may be able to avoid a traumatic and costly visit to the v**.

Love,

Militant Petgirl
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Re: Ask a Militant Petgirl
« Reply #25 on: July 28, 2014, 08:20:22 PM »
Quote from: NavyBrats3 date=1380050329
Dear Militant Petgirl,
It has been made obvious that your previous Master left you and that his betrayal of you has hardened your heart, specifically towards other masters and mistresses, the "Ownarchy" as you call them. As neither an owner, nor a pet, I am slightly confused to the intricacies of your current state, but one thing has been made clear to me. My question is "Are you in need of cuddling?" And if no, "What if the cuddling came with scratches behind your ears, tummy rubs and a few "Good girl"s thrown in for good measure?"

Sincerely
That Guy that calls PitBulls "Puppies" and Real Bulls "Transportation".
AKA "How is he still alive"-guy

Dear pitbullgirl enthusiast aka bullboy rider aka How Is He Still Alive Guy,

In all my months of activism I have never been so insulted by such a completely untrue paranoid conspiracy theory. You'd love if our campaign for pet rights could be explained away by one petgirl's grudge, don't you? It's true that I single pawedly began the Snuggle Struggle movement, but it was not in response to any supposed heart break stemming from any heartless abandonment in favor of a shallow, lazy and lustful kittygirl who I hope gets scalded by some tea and cries forever.

In any case, even if that garbage had any basis in reality, the movement is now slightly much bigger than my own involvement. Several Hordes of petgirls come to our Snuggle Struggle cell HQs nationwide everyday whenever they remember we exist and persuade their owners to bring them. There they read improving picture books, snuggle and lick each other's enticingly naked pet bodies and plot the downfall of the ownerarchy while their masters and mistresses go shopping. It's a real movement fueled by real anger and a hard core of committed activist pets and accusations that we bribe more petgirls and petboys to attend by offering fresh cookies are false. Refreshments are only available to committed members and their friends and masters and mistresses and any stray pets who wander in off the street in response to the smell of fresh cookies placed conveniently near open windows.

I may or may not be in a blissfully independent master-free status, but I refuse to be defined by my ownership or lack thereof, which is why I don't talk about my own circumstances in this column or reveal where I normally sleep in case enemies of the cause should drag me from my box, rape me and throw me in a shelter for being a stray... or non-stray. High profile activists have to worry about this kind of harassment from agents of the status quo.


Not where I sleep. Don't bother looking,
I move around a lot and stay hidden.


Even if a pet had a master there are lots of reasons why a petgirl would wish to spend time away from home. She will learn independence, how to deal with hunger, fear and deprivation of cuddles and how to find the best sleeping spots where roaming rape gangs don't normally look. An independent petgirl is able to patrol and see the true unvarnished life lived by petgirls out of the public attention. When you've seen puppyboys choked on their choke chains, pets beaten when they have accidents on the sidewalk and whimpering puppygirls chained outside of stores for minutes at a stretch and afraid their owners will get killed by a scary box of cereal and never come back, only then will you know the true depth of the societal problems in our, um, society.


The advantages of independence. Look how much fun this is.

Now I've refuted your ridiculous allegations, to deal with your questions:

All pets are in need of cuddles and I am no more needy than any pet. I'm sure not asking for any favors! As a proud and doctrinally adept pet revolutionary I may accept cuddles, ear scritchies, belly rubs, pettings and praise, but only with the understanding that my essential dignity as a nude, purr definitionem subservient, sexually objectified, puppy-identified independent agent be unchanged in the process, and that you not rape me or capture me and force me to live in your house and belong to you and be safe and warm. I will do this as a favor to you since you clearly require a lot of education about the true nature of my espawsed cause. Alas, it appears to be my lot to deliver pet rights 101 education to ignorant masters wherever I go. Oh for more well informed individuals to yip with!

Love,

Militant Petgirl
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Re: Ask a Militant Petgirl
« Reply #26 on: August 04, 2014, 06:24:47 PM »
I like my unicorns pink. and fluffy. and dancing, in the vicinity of meteorological optical effects ~kittyumbrass
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« Reply #27 on: August 04, 2014, 06:36:50 PM »
Dear Milie,

As a reformed member of the ownerarchy I have been trying to set my petgirls free lately. However, when I leave my puppygirls in the woods 100miles from home they end up being found there a week later, when I release my kittygirls on the median of the motorway they cause massive accidents, and my birdiegirls are worst of all. I throw them off the roof so they can fly free and they just plunge pathetically to the grown below. I live on the 23rd floor of a high rise btw. Do you have any suggestions?

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« Reply #28 on: August 09, 2014, 07:03:32 AM »
Dear Milie,

As a reformed member of the ownerarchy I have been trying to set my petgirls free lately. However, when I leave my puppygirls in the woods 100miles from home they end up being found there a week later, when I release my kittygirls on the median of the motorway they cause massive accidents, and my birdiegirls are worst of all. I throw them off the roof so they can fly free and they just plunge pathetically to the grown below. I live on the 23rd floor of a high rise btw. Do you have any suggestions?

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Dear Ex-owner,

It's always "me me me" with you masters and mistresses isn't it? You want an adoring, funny, cute, permanently available sexual object so you buy a bunch. You decide you're too lazy or your fickle heart is too easily swayed by a man-stealing kittythief or you want to make some misguided "statement", so you recklessly abandon a loving pet who depends on you and only wanted to make you happy and is sorry about the shoes and would never chew anything again if you just came back and rescued her from the dark, scary alone place... I digress, where was I?

Right. Point is, you don't get to escape your responsibilities that easy. The Snuggle Struggle's revolutionary message is that petgirls and petbois need to be in charge, not that they need to be alone. Pets are not wild animals any more than humans are; they can't cope with solitude. For most petgirls, the thought of being a stray is their worst nightmare. Not all are as successfully independent as me and that's no bad thing! Masters and mistresses just need to be at their pets' becks and yips 24/7 and buy them all the toys and treats they want and never do mean things like force yucky pills in their mouths or put them to bed when they're not tired or take them to the v**. This will mean our owners will have to be much more responsible and not go to "work" and leave us all alone. It'll be paradise for all concerned.

In hope for a brighter tomorrow leading into a 365-day weekend,

Militant Petgirl
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« Reply #29 on: August 09, 2014, 08:09:57 PM »
Dear Milie,

This may be the last time I am able to write to you. You may remember that I wrote to you some time ago explaining my problems releasing my petgirls as I tried to follow your direction in ending the ownerarchy. You explained to me that I was being a stupid ownerface and a bad mans and that this was abandoning my petgirls when I should simply be putting them in charge. I thank you for this and immediately acted on your advice. I gathered my remaining petgirls together and told them that from now on they were  in control and that I would do what they showed me they wanted.

Well, at once they started making their needs known. They pawed their bowls, which I filled with the choicest of cuts, even putting them on the furniture they loved to climb on when they thought I wasn't there to show them that was ok now. Some began to rub against me and make it known they needed cuddles and I snuggled and caressed all of them, whispering words of love and appreciation to each one. They seem truly happy and eager to be near me and even near each other. Puppies didn't fight Kittehs. Kittehs didn't chase Birdies. Things truly seemed to have changed for the better.

However, I must have been a truly awful ownerperson because not once did they show any indication that I was allowed to eat... or drink... or use the bathroom... or wash... or leave the house... or do anything that didn't involve feeding them and cuddling them.

It's now 9 days later according to my watch. I think I've been unconscious for 2 days. I don't feel good. In fact, I no longer feel much of anything... I can barely move the one finger I'm using to type this. Help me.

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