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Offline Ingenue

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Re: Ask a Militant Petgirl
« Reply #30 on: August 12, 2014, 05:10:38 PM »
Dear Exxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (please note the Snuggle Struggle does not require masters to undergo changes of name unless they so wish),

I'm completely thrilled your new life of harmony with your pets is going so well! Your letter gave all of us here at Snuggle HQ a thrill of pride that the revolution we've all yipped and tugged at men's pant legs about for so long is finally coming true.

I hope you don't mind, I have arranged to bring a party of skeptical masters and mistresses to visit your house to see the true outcome of petgirl-led home life. Please make sure your pets are all prepared to answer questions. It's imperative that we make the very best impression possible on these lackeys of the ownerarchy so that they don't call the pound and report us all as str*ys (typical ownerarchy silencing tactics). Just think! You'll be helping to convince the meanie majority over to our way of thinking!

See you soon!

Love,

Militant Petgirl
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Re: Ask a Militant Petgirl
« Reply #31 on: August 13, 2014, 05:51:57 PM »
Dearest Militant Petgirl,

I have a problem and I don't know how to address it with my Master. The truth is, I really don't care for milk. Never have. I know it's strange for me not to like milk, but I just don't. I've tried to show him by playing with it more than drinking it, spilling it on the floor, or leaving a lot left over in my bowl, but he isn't catching on and thinks I'm simply being cute. Yesterday he came home with a new, great big, milk bowl that he's so proud of, and I don't know what to do. I'm worried if I tell him, it will hurt his feelings or he'll get angry with me. He is a wonderful owner and dresses me in pretty red bows, which is my favorite color, he plays with me, and never makes me worry that he won't come home after a long day. He's perfect and I love him so much. So how do I tell him that there is indeed one thing he's doing that I don't like?

Sincerely,

Pretty Kitty

The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."

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Re: Ask a Militant Petgirl
« Reply #32 on: April 04, 2017, 01:31:29 PM »
Dear Pretty Kitty,

The answer to your problem comes straight from the famous pet writer Curl Barks.

You must SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION!!!!!

First you need to find the cowgirl your master is getting all this milk from, then you should emancipet her immediately (literature for this purpose can be found in any Snuggle Struggle base should you need it). Once the cowgirl responsible has been converted to our cause and set loose from her halter to roam in glorious fweedom, your master won't be able to give you milk anymore!

Your master may initially be upset with this, believing he has failed in his duty to you. If so, you could distract him by licking and batting at his man-penis. This tends to divert any master's attention completely.

Love and yips,

Militant Petgirl
I gave someone rep a sloppy beej last night ~Ray, "correcting" southernbelle's post
You girls are post-ethical. ~AdamWantsYou
But then again, if there is anyone here who can tell you that you do not control the nickname you get saddled with it would be me ~the savage

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