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Offline Ingenue

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Re: Ask a Militant Petgirl
« Reply #30 on: August 12, 2014, 05:10:38 PM »
Dear Exxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (please note the Snuggle Struggle does not require masters to undergo changes of name unless they so wish),

I'm completely thrilled your new life of harmony with your pets is going so well! Your letter gave all of us here at Snuggle HQ a thrill of pride that the revolution we've all yipped and tugged at men's pant legs about for so long is finally coming true.

I hope you don't mind, I have arranged to bring a party of skeptical masters and mistresses to visit your house to see the true outcome of petgirl-led home life. Please make sure your pets are all prepared to answer questions. It's imperative that we make the very best impression possible on these lackeys of the ownerarchy so that they don't call the pound and report us all as str*ys (typical ownerarchy silencing tactics). Just think! You'll be helping to convince the meanie majority over to our way of thinking!

See you soon!

Love,

Militant Petgirl
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Re: Ask a Militant Petgirl
« Reply #31 on: August 13, 2014, 05:51:57 PM »
Dearest Militant Petgirl,

I have a problem and I don't know how to address it with my Master. The truth is, I really don't care for milk. Never have. I know it's strange for me not to like milk, but I just don't. I've tried to show him by playing with it more than drinking it, spilling it on the floor, or leaving a lot left over in my bowl, but he isn't catching on and thinks I'm simply being cute. Yesterday he came home with a new, great big, milk bowl that he's so proud of, and I don't know what to do. I'm worried if I tell him, it will hurt his feelings or he'll get angry with me. He is a wonderful owner and dresses me in pretty red bows, which is my favorite color, he plays with me, and never makes me worry that he won't come home after a long day. He's perfect and I love him so much. So how do I tell him that there is indeed one thing he's doing that I don't like?

Sincerely,

Pretty Kitty

The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."

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Re: Ask a Militant Petgirl
« Reply #32 on: April 04, 2017, 01:31:29 PM »
Dear Pretty Kitty,

The answer to your problem comes straight from the famous pet writer Curl Barks.

You must SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION!!!!!

First you need to find the cowgirl your master is getting all this milk from, then you should emancipet her immediately (literature for this purpose can be found in any Snuggle Struggle base should you need it). Once the cowgirl responsible has been converted to our cause and set loose from her halter to roam in glorious fweedom, your master won't be able to give you milk anymore!

Your master may initially be upset with this, believing he has failed in his duty to you. If so, you could distract him by licking and batting at his man-penis. This tends to divert any master's attention completely.

Love and yips,

Militant Petgirl
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Turns out that France understands neither peanut butter nor tacos ~IrishGirl
Picard just petting a dog for an hour is my porn. ~NOT Ingenue

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Re: Ask a Militant Petgirl
« Reply #33 on: May 20, 2017, 01:43:43 PM »
Dear Militant Petgirl,

How did you discover you were in fact a Petgirl?

Love, K

PS: Giving you a kong toy filled with frozen peanut butter!

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Re: Ask a Militant Petgirl
« Reply #34 on: June 03, 2017, 07:57:59 PM »
*om nom nom scarfing noises and whines*



Dear K,

This is a topic that has puzzled petgirl theorists almost as much as how to lick peanut butter off of our own noses (seriously, does anyone know?). How much of petgirl nature is innate? How much is nurture?

My own memory is not perfectly clear. I think I was probably a puppygirl from birth. Or my nature might have emerged while playing with tennis balls or flying discs while young. It might even have been as late as when I had turned legal raping age and my former master captured me in a net, forced me into bondage until walking on all fours was all I knew, trained me to do tricks and hunt for him, and showered me with loves and pets after every time he raped my whimpering and helpless body until I associated affection with having my tight petholes stretched by his huge DUMB and ALSO SMALL penis.

Lacking Ariadne's thread, it is impossible to backtrace the labyrinths of pet psychology at the remove of all these years, so all I can say for certain is that the third occasion I mentioned could not have been the time I realized I was a petgirl. This is because as it later emerged, said master was more interested in grabbing stray pussies than in loving faithful and adoring puppygirls. He was FAKE NEWS and a BAD HOMINID whose hands were TOO SMALL TO GIVE GOOD PETS ANYWAY and I do NOT miss him!!! I hope he gets pet sepsis from her claws and dies!!!!!!

This question is of course less of an issue for captive bred petgirls than for wild captures. The Snuggle Struggle movement recognizes that all pets' traumas under the evils of the ownerarchy are valid, and no pets should try to compete with each other about who is the bigger victim or has been raped the most times. Most pets in any case have difficulty counting higher than ten, and that many rapes can easily take place in the space of one day while a pet is chained up outside the grocery store, playing on the beach or exploring the woods, as the distressing real life footage below proves.

Frustrated cross-eyed tongue-sticking-out yips,

Militant Peanutgirl





I like my unicorns pink. and fluffy. and dancing, in the vicinity of meteorological optical effects ~kittyumbrass
Turns out that France understands neither peanut butter nor tacos ~IrishGirl
Picard just petting a dog for an hour is my porn. ~NOT Ingenue

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Re: Ask a Militant Petgirl
« Reply #35 on: June 03, 2017, 11:48:36 PM »
Dear Militant Petgirl,

How many licks does it take to get peanut butter off the roof of your mouth?

-Tiger

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« Last Edit: August 13, 2017, 04:18:34 AM by tiger086 »
I'm always on the prowl ;)

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Re: Ask a Militant Petgirl
« Reply #36 on: August 14, 2017, 01:06:02 AM »
*licks roof of @tiger086 's mouth repeatedly*

I'll let you know, k? :troll:
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Re: Ask a Militant Petgirl
« Reply #37 on: August 14, 2017, 01:46:37 PM »
Dear "Militant Pet Girl",

Is it true that your nearly 3 year absence from updating your blog is because you've been happily serving your master's every whim, no matter how perverse, while sleeping loyally at his feet. Is it also true that you've been writing a different blog, "Support the Ownerarchy", and have only started writing here again due to your master deciding you needed to do so in order to remain under cover in the petgirl and petboi culture as you train pets to accept the rightfulness of serving their masters and mistresses in every way possible and teaching them that they should always be subservient to nonpets?

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Re: Ask a Militant Petgirl
« Reply #38 on: August 15, 2017, 12:59:13 AM »
@RayPistonprowl Whoa there tiger, I don't swing that way ;)

See what I did there?  :shrug:
I'm always on the prowl ;)

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Re: Ask a Militant Petgirl
« Reply #39 on: August 15, 2017, 01:36:37 AM »
@RayPistonprowl Whoa there tiger, I don't swing that way ;)

See what I did there?  :shrug:

@tiger086 If it creeped you out, my job is done. :thumbs:
You haven't lived until you've received a teabagging from the prince of darkness. -IndieGuy
I very often rape people with my corkscrew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

 

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