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Offline Surrender2U

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I want you because...
« on: August 01, 2014, 08:36:23 AM »
Simple enough game. Tell the poster above why you want them. It could be serious, creepy, silly or completely made up.

And GO!

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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2014, 09:08:47 AM »
I want you because someone else has you.

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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2014, 01:56:16 PM »
I want you because apparently you are a master at capturing women and ravishing them and these days I need all the help I can get!

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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2014, 05:16:50 PM »
I'd team up with you to ravish a lady or two, but I dont want you
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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2014, 07:18:48 PM »
I want you because you don't want me...

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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2014, 04:39:21 AM »
I want you because you make me smile

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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2014, 05:35:10 AM »
I want you because even Cadbury's know we can take it easy with caramel...

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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2014, 08:40:12 AM »
I want you because it's so ba-a-a-ad it's driving me mad it's driving me mad
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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2014, 09:06:23 AM »
I want you because you'll appreciate my thoughtful little gifts.



I gave someone rep a sloppy beej last night ~Ray, "correcting" southernbelle's post
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Offline FrodoKreuger

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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2014, 11:33:43 AM »
I want you because I need some cute after dreaming about Russia throwing a nuclear missile and a MiG through the air into a garden down the road from me. That was a fucking weird dream, Ingenue, please cute me out of the feeling I may have gone mad...

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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2014, 04:55:00 PM »
I love Frodo because he's a cunt.
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Offline lysyn

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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2014, 05:36:22 PM »
Because I haven't had you yet. Those other times didn't count.
So far I can't remember ever being wrong in a judgement of character of someone. Then again I tend to hold onto it until I get to know them a bit. Sometimes intuitively I know someone's a retard though.
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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2014, 05:39:50 PM »
I want Lysyn cos I just looked at her tumblr and now I need to rape something.
My pussy is squirting out air with a high pitched sound. -Ingy
It's like a freight train trying to fit into a Pringles tube. -Ingy
The rape and abuse is a feature, not a bug. -the savage
I need your body. Alive would suffice. -Ingenue, to me
Fucking Fuck Bollocking Piss Flap Beef Curtain Cheesy Knob Head Cunting Dog shit... -wetslut
Ever take a shit that felt like a car crash? I just finished wiping came through to the living room, collapsed in the sofa breathless and was like, oh help my fuck that was traumatic. -Conrad

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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2014, 06:32:50 PM »
I want Ray because cuuuuuuuuunnnnnnntttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2014, 06:39:32 PM »
I want Frodo because this horse fainted in the middle of mating.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=watRvBcFeUI[/youtube]
My pussy is squirting out air with a high pitched sound. -Ingy
It's like a freight train trying to fit into a Pringles tube. -Ingy
The rape and abuse is a feature, not a bug. -the savage
I need your body. Alive would suffice. -Ingenue, to me
Fucking Fuck Bollocking Piss Flap Beef Curtain Cheesy Knob Head Cunting Dog shit... -wetslut
Ever take a shit that felt like a car crash? I just finished wiping came through to the living room, collapsed in the sofa breathless and was like, oh help my fuck that was traumatic. -Conrad

 

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