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Offline MamaMeadow

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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1410 on: June 29, 2015, 05:33:29 PM »
Because you won't let me leave
YOUR GOD INSIDE ME
MAKES ME YOUR WHORE

*digs fingertips into your bum meat and grinds lewdly against you* :evillaugh:
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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1411 on: June 29, 2015, 07:15:02 PM »
Because I won't let you leave either. :cage:
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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1412 on: June 29, 2015, 07:29:45 PM »
You're not scared away by my weirdness. MUST KEEP.
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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1413 on: June 29, 2015, 07:58:15 PM »
You pretend my violent sociopathy is endearing.  Seems like something to keep around
No. To crush your enemies, and see them fall at your feet - to take their horses and belongings, and to hear the lamentation of their women. That is the best life.
-genghis khan

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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1414 on: June 29, 2015, 08:03:17 PM »
Awww, you think it's pretense. Naive boys are sexy.
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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1415 on: June 29, 2015, 08:04:14 PM »
I think I can make a loveky coat from your skin...
No. To crush your enemies, and see them fall at your feet - to take their horses and belongings, and to hear the lamentation of their women. That is the best life.
-genghis khan

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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1416 on: June 29, 2015, 08:07:23 PM »
That perfect manicure would look ever so much better split down the middle with a hammer and nails.

Don't look at me that judgey way, everyone, it's ART!
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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1417 on: June 29, 2015, 09:04:13 PM »
Art who? And what are you doing with his skin?
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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1418 on: June 30, 2015, 07:57:57 AM »
...because smart is sexy.
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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1419 on: June 30, 2015, 08:32:59 AM »
... because ditto the above. :D
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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1420 on: July 01, 2015, 01:10:51 AM »
...because sexy and has got holes. :cum:
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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1421 on: July 01, 2015, 09:10:28 AM »
...because I know which smiley is now your favorite.




Also, because you are so uniquely you.
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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1422 on: July 01, 2015, 10:16:01 AM »
...because I always wanted to finish up by saying "Goodnight, moon."
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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1423 on: July 01, 2015, 01:01:33 PM »
....because I can say, "Buenas noches" and be right in sync with my neighborhood.



I can also say, "Aaaiiiieeeee, Dios mio!" about the storm we had last night and be there too.

Maybe I should just stick with French.
"When life sucks, point it at the dick of someone you hate." - unknown

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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1424 on: July 01, 2015, 04:05:53 PM »
Because you have a gift with foreign tongues...

 

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