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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1410 on: June 29, 2015, 07:29:45 PM »
You're not scared away by my weirdness. MUST KEEP.
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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1411 on: June 29, 2015, 07:58:15 PM »
You pretend my violent sociopathy is endearing.  Seems like something to keep around
No. To crush your enemies, and see them fall at your feet - to take their horses and belongings, and to hear the lamentation of their women. That is the best life.
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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1412 on: June 29, 2015, 08:03:17 PM »
Awww, you think it's pretense. Naive boys are sexy.
another time I made a Sim that I bricked into a standing-only cell of hell in the backyard and it took him FOREVER to die ~MamaMeadow
Who hasn't done that? ~Trill
But then again, if there is anyone here who can tell you that you do not control the nickname you get saddled with it would be me ~the savage

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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1413 on: June 29, 2015, 08:04:14 PM »
I think I can make a loveky coat from your skin...
No. To crush your enemies, and see them fall at your feet - to take their horses and belongings, and to hear the lamentation of their women. That is the best life.
-genghis khan

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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1414 on: June 29, 2015, 08:07:23 PM »
That perfect manicure would look ever so much better split down the middle with a hammer and nails.

Don't look at me that judgey way, everyone, it's ART!
another time I made a Sim that I bricked into a standing-only cell of hell in the backyard and it took him FOREVER to die ~MamaMeadow
Who hasn't done that? ~Trill
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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1415 on: June 29, 2015, 09:04:13 PM »
Art who? And what are you doing with his skin?
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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1416 on: June 30, 2015, 07:57:57 AM »
...because smart is sexy.
"Why can't we just fear the apocalypse like a normal family?"

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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1417 on: June 30, 2015, 08:32:59 AM »
... because ditto the above. :D
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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1418 on: July 01, 2015, 01:10:51 AM »
...because sexy and has got holes. :cum:
One of the sales clerks turned out to be a pegasister. She noticed me buying ponies and started nattering about which ones she had and we both agreed Luna is best princess and then we brohoofed -Trill
I always just made every girl a lesbian and the men always set themselves on fire making breakfast -James Moriarty
I feel like that would cut into my counterstrike time though so I'd just sit on the drill while I played with my keyboard instead -Nyx
It's not my fault I make bitches wetter than a spastic's chin. :shrug: -steg

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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1419 on: July 01, 2015, 09:10:28 AM »
...because I know which smiley is now your favorite.




Also, because you are so uniquely you.
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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1420 on: July 01, 2015, 10:16:01 AM »
...because I always wanted to finish up by saying "Goodnight, moon."
"Why can't we just fear the apocalypse like a normal family?"

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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1421 on: July 01, 2015, 01:01:33 PM »
....because I can say, "Buenas noches" and be right in sync with my neighborhood.



I can also say, "Aaaiiiieeeee, Dios mio!" about the storm we had last night and be there too.

Maybe I should just stick with French.
"When life sucks, point it at the dick of someone you hate." - unknown

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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1422 on: July 01, 2015, 04:05:53 PM »
Because you have a gift with foreign tongues...

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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1423 on: July 01, 2015, 04:48:15 PM »
...because you're a silver-tongued devil
One of the sales clerks turned out to be a pegasister. She noticed me buying ponies and started nattering about which ones she had and we both agreed Luna is best princess and then we brohoofed -Trill
I always just made every girl a lesbian and the men always set themselves on fire making breakfast -James Moriarty
I feel like that would cut into my counterstrike time though so I'd just sit on the drill while I played with my keyboard instead -Nyx
It's not my fault I make bitches wetter than a spastic's chin. :shrug: -steg

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Re: I want you because...
« Reply #1424 on: July 01, 2015, 04:56:45 PM »
... because Rayforcryin'outloudPistonprowl! That's why.
"When life sucks, point it at the dick of someone you hate." - unknown

 

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