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E key
« on: August 01, 2014, 11:17:28 PM »
I thought i could clean my E key like an old fashion Keyboard and pulled the E key off my laptop.....

now i have to slam it to work, and it makes posting difficult/ not even fun

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Re: E key
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2014, 11:33:11 PM »
Next time pick a letter you don't use very often.  :D
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Re: E key
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2014, 12:55:19 AM »
I thought you were going to sing in the key of E. Imagine my disappointment.

Hope you get the bugger fixed soon!
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Re: E key
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2014, 08:33:59 AM »


(to spare my musician friends headaches: "In G Major" is a meme caused by dicking around with software transposition and as such the results are not really in the key of G major. .)
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Re: E key
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2014, 08:59:11 AM »
My h "key" stopped working the other day so I had to restart the kindle to get the screen sensitivity to work again. That sucked.
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Re: E key
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2014, 03:11:19 PM »
My sister made a horse hump He-Man. I get it, man. I get it. *solemn face* Oh shit. *bans self* :facepalm: -Addie
Like Pepe LePew, sometimes you just gotta take the pussy. -The Demented Wizard
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Re: E key
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2014, 03:18:46 PM »
Last night, when I took off my bra, I shouted "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!" and B pissed himself. ~pinkwarkitten14
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Re: E key
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2014, 05:27:01 PM »
My heeeeaaaaad :suicide:

Exactly the sort of music that I can't wrap my head round. I know, pearls before swine and all ...
My sister made a horse hump He-Man. I get it, man. I get it. *solemn face* Oh shit. *bans self* :facepalm: -Addie
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Listen up you cretinfaced knobcheese...you need to back the fuck truck up and park yerself in it. -wetslut
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Re: E key
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2014, 06:05:43 PM »
Sit STILL



It's quite nice piano-playing although I don't think I understand it...
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