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The. Worst. Possible! Thing!
« on: August 09, 2014, 09:16:26 AM »


Post the WORST THINGS.


This song is kind of terrible. Fittingly I think it was Steg, or a similar troll, who first sent it to me.

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Re: The. Worst. Possible! Thing!
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2014, 07:41:54 PM »
This guy...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXF92NqiKcQ[/youtube]

Also this...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U2zJOryHKQ[/youtube]
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Re: The. Worst. Possible! Thing!
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2014, 07:53:02 PM »
35 minutes of HORRAR. And that's only side A.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyvVOooyVGE[/youtube]

I dare anybody to beat my record listening to it, which was about 12 minutes. :suicide:
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Re: The. Worst. Possible! Thing!
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2014, 07:59:43 PM »
:masochist: :masochist: :masochist:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gPuH1yeZ08[/youtube]

PS if you last past the bagpipes/catfight solo at about 3:30 minutes in, my hat's off to you
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Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
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Re: The. Worst. Possible! Thing!
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2014, 08:06:23 PM »


hungry? :hungry:
Quit staring at my ass or I'll back it up on your face and see if you can learn to breathe through your urethra. -cosmicwitch
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

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Re: The. Worst. Possible! Thing!
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2014, 08:08:33 PM »
Quit staring at my ass or I'll back it up on your face and see if you can learn to breathe through your urethra. -cosmicwitch
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

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Re: The. Worst. Possible! Thing!
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2014, 08:09:46 PM »
mmmm vulture vomit

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I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
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Re: The. Worst. Possible! Thing!
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2014, 08:11:27 PM »
cat sick in aspic. Yummy!  :thumbs:

Quit staring at my ass or I'll back it up on your face and see if you can learn to breathe through your urethra. -cosmicwitch
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

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Re: The. Worst. Possible! Thing!
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2014, 08:14:33 PM »
anybody for pizza ?

Quit staring at my ass or I'll back it up on your face and see if you can learn to breathe through your urethra. -cosmicwitch
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

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Re: The. Worst. Possible! Thing!
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2014, 08:16:08 PM »
The classic.

« Last Edit: October 31, 2015, 08:07:01 PM by Ingenue »
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Re: The. Worst. Possible! Thing!
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2014, 08:18:29 PM »


I cannot die enough deaths
Quit staring at my ass or I'll back it up on your face and see if you can learn to breathe through your urethra. -cosmicwitch
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

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Re: The. Worst. Possible! Thing!
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2014, 08:19:29 PM »


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnowCNrE4rk[/youtube]

At least it doesn't take her long to brush her teeth. Tooth?
Quit staring at my ass or I'll back it up on your face and see if you can learn to breathe through your urethra. -cosmicwitch
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

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Re: The. Worst. Possible! Thing!
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2014, 08:22:38 PM »
I won't lie. I loved this song when it came out in 1987. But the video? What the bloody hell were they drinking !?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEpS83sV2JY[/youtube]
Quit staring at my ass or I'll back it up on your face and see if you can learn to breathe through your urethra. -cosmicwitch
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

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Re: The. Worst. Possible! Thing!
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2014, 08:25:36 PM »
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLrpST_KXk0[/youtube]

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Re: The. Worst. Possible! Thing!
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2014, 08:28:40 PM »
Cute animals...

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