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Offline FrodoKreuger

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Ray Must Be STOPPED!!!
« on: August 12, 2014, 12:28:26 AM »
Ok, call me paranoid if you want, but I've been getting concerned about Ray's need to raep everyone who enters chat, or shoutbox, or basically he meets on the street. So, as a good citizen of the world, I ran a simulation of what will happen if Ray is allowed to continue roaming loose among us for the next few years. My detailed results are below and it's not pretty.

RAY MUST BE STOPPED!

Of course, we all know Ray and his dick originated somewhere in the UK...


And, uncontrolled, it's already begun its deadly work...


Left unchecked, it's only going to get worse...


Initially people just look on in mild embarrassment...


And thus ignored, it gets worse...


Don't think an ocean will save you...


Even the doctors don't get how serious this is at first...


And it gets much worse...


His raeping claims lives...


I mean, it's terrible...!


Save The Children becomes Save Every Fucker and tries desperately to warn people...


The toll of all this raping becomes apparent on him...


Apparently webcams are brought in to help...


Apple tries to exploit this problem...



Things turn ugly...


China, of course, panics...


Italy experiences an unexpectedly severe rear assault...


People get desperate...


Choke-raeping with a lesioned cock is not healthy...


And results in throat problems...



Finally people get it...


But kinda late...



Raeped by Ray, this is understandable...


Too much choke-raeping, Ray...


Well... they were ok with tentacles and chikan and incest gameshows, but this was too much...


I have no comment about this...


And this...


Is why...


RAY AND HIS FUNGUS MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!

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Re: Ray Must Be STOPPED!!!
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2014, 01:52:15 AM »
 :coffeespew: That is epic! :):clap:

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Re: Ray Must Be STOPPED!!!
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2014, 03:39:50 AM »
Lol Frodo! Only you could come up with this :rofl:


...i was just wondering: What are the appropriate rites and customs for celebrating Ray's Dick Awareness Day? I wouldn't want to displease the gods and cause Ray's Dick to spread even faster!


Is it a lamb sacrifice? :ray:
Rapists should after all rape the victims exactly when, where and how the victim wants. That's how it works. Right?

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Re: Ray Must Be STOPPED!!!
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2014, 04:09:42 AM »
Unfortunately it's a virgin sacrifice and as you can see the bastard made that impossible!

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Re: Ray Must Be STOPPED!!!
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2014, 02:30:12 PM »
My dick has destroyed the wooooorrrrlldd !!!!11111juan!!!  :evillaugh:  :rofl:

So is that a game you played where you just plugged in my dick, so to speak? Barking!
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Re: Ray Must Be STOPPED!!!
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2014, 02:40:01 PM »
Yes, it's called "Plague, Inc." It's an iPad etc game that's porting to PC currently. You basically create a disease and mutate it to try to wipe out humanity. All the text things are along the lines of "<disease name> does X." So, inserting a singular noun (such as Rays dick) makes for good sentences. Glad you enjoyed it.

 

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