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RC's Greatest Hits
« on: August 31, 2014, 06:01:23 PM »
I can't keep up here even now while the board is small, so when the board grows I'll be particularly fucked. Therefore I am creating this thread so when somebody says something so entertaining and brilliant it should be saved for posterity, you can drop a link and description here and catch up on the best stuff quickly. It shall serve as RC's Family Photo Album, to be thumbed through when we need nostalgic smiles. Feel free to include stuff posted to people's walls as well, as walls can be very entertaining in themselves.

(And don't forget to visit "Heard in the Shoutbox/Chatroom" for more crackers.)
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I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
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Re: RC's Greatest Hits
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2014, 06:04:41 PM »
REDACTED was just ranting about children on aeroplanes, but the resulting diatribe is brilliant and hysterical and includes the phrase "the precious spawn of their vile lust in gurgling person".  XD
You haven't lived until you've received a teabagging from the prince of darkness. -IndieGuy
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

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Re: RC's Greatest Hits
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2014, 06:11:51 PM »
REDACTED, again. (I've a feeling we'll be seeing a lot of him.) This post contained this phrase: "I've never been good at naming pets (have I, Velocisquish?)". So I asked him what sort of pet "Velocisquish" was, and received this reply:

Velocisquish, of course, my beloved pet. She was a very fast-moving, short-lived creature, so short-lived that she was actually dead by the time I'd said her name  :cry2: She was an antiproton and she was so curious and excited by the world, you know? So there was nothing I could do to stop her, and of course the moment she met that bastard proton, they instantly annihilated each other. I wrote a very moving five-act tragedy about it. Would you like to hear it? There. Did you enjoy it? (Sorry, it was probably only audible on the microscopic scale.)

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You haven't lived until you've received a teabagging from the prince of darkness. -IndieGuy
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

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Re: RC's Greatest Hits
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2014, 09:06:12 PM »
This post is mean. It made me whimper and hide in confused guilt. Do not do any of the things listed here. I am posting it here so you all know what to not do to me, or any other fuckpets hereabouts, under any circumstances.

:uhoh:

I try and fail to defend my honour, and Ingy rapes me.

Of course she's the one on her back, wrists pinned to the bed above her head by my strong hand, my other hand exploring her body and I thrust myself into her hard and fast.

But she made me do it by being cute and sexy. So really it was all her own fault, and she's the rapist here. I'm just the victim who couldn't resist.

And as soon as I've got my breath back, I'll fail to resist again...

*purr*
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Re: RC's Greatest Hits
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2014, 06:38:17 AM »
Did you call my post 'mean', young lady...? Back into bed, you need a few more hours of me showing you what a rapist you are...

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Re: RC's Greatest Hits
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2015, 12:45:57 AM »
 

HYE broken a bone?


I'll break your bone. :naughty: Well, I'll make it spring a leak anyway. :fap:

I laughed entirely too long at this.
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Re: RC's Greatest Hits
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2015, 02:17:19 PM »
Kitty deserves some kind of an award for this. I settled for a little rep for now.
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Re: RC's Greatest Hits
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2015, 03:06:42 PM »
Ha, me too. I'm glad somebody did it.
So far I can't remember ever being wrong in a judgement of character of someone. Then again I tend to hold onto it until I get to know them a bit. Sometimes intuitively I know someone's a retard though.
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Re: RC's Greatest Hits
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2015, 02:45:41 PM »
14.Have you ever incorporated food into sex such as fruits, vegetables, cool whip, etc.? Yes, hilarity ensued

This may be the single most intriguing answer in here so far.  :popcorn:
12.Have you ever had sex with someone of the same sex? Not yet, although if Ray is willing... ;)

Wait, I take it back.  :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
So far I can't remember ever being wrong in a judgement of character of someone. Then again I tend to hold onto it until I get to know them a bit. Sometimes intuitively I know someone's a retard though.
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Re: RC's Greatest Hits
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2015, 05:27:22 PM »
Whaaaaaaaaaat? ^ ^  :rofl:
You haven't lived until you've received a teabagging from the prince of darkness. -IndieGuy
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

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Re: RC's Greatest Hits
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2015, 05:47:27 PM »
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Re: RC's Greatest Hits
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2015, 05:48:43 PM »
You haven't lived until you've received a teabagging from the prince of darkness. -IndieGuy
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

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Re: RC's Greatest Hits
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2015, 06:22:18 PM »
You haven't lived until you've received a teabagging from the prince of darkness. -IndieGuy
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

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Re: RC's Greatest Hits
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2015, 05:54:21 PM »
I would like to nominate this as RC's OFFICIAL new term for female masturbation.

Lady jiggy.
I like my unicorns pink. and fluffy. and dancing, in the vicinity of meteorological optical effects ~kittyumbrass
Turns out that France understands neither peanut butter nor tacos ~IrishGirl
Picard just petting a dog for an hour is my porn. ~NOT Ingenue

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