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Offline Carlosdevil

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Said No One Ever
« on: September 21, 2018, 05:03:11 PM »
This is simple fun. Just come up with a sentence that nobody in their right mind would ever utter, like "I eat candy corn year round" or "MrsPistonprowl looks forward to getting fucked by her husband" or "Housing prices in San Francisco are quite reasonable." Whatever you like,  serious or not so long as it can be followed by the phrase "said no one ever." Have at it!
"What are your qualifications?"
"Rape, murder, arson, horse thievin', assault, cattle rustling and rape."
"You already said rape."
I LIKE rape."

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Re: Said No One Ever
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2018, 06:26:54 PM »
- Miss Andrey is such a swell gal.
- The sun isn't that hot.
- I love that you never lift a finger when it comes to household chores.
- Men are so much smarter than women.
- Feeding sharks by hand is a completely a safe thing to do.

Offline Carlosdevil

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Re: Said No One Ever
« Reply #2 on: Today at 01:26:50 AM »
Marvin the Martian just dry humped my leg
"What are your qualifications?"
"Rape, murder, arson, horse thievin', assault, cattle rustling and rape."
"You already said rape."
I LIKE rape."

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Re: Said No One Ever
« Reply #3 on: Today at 02:18:13 AM »
Breaking up is easy.

Children won’t interrupt your hanky-pansy time (said no parent ever anyway).

It tastes like an armadillo.

Sheep are highly intelligent animals.

Losing is fun.


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Re: Said No One Ever
« Reply #4 on: Today at 02:18:45 AM »
This hospital has reasonable prices.

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Re: Said No One Ever
« Reply #5 on: Today at 10:56:32 AM »
"I love the understated tones of the Scottish bagpipes"

"That Kitty Umbrass is an easy lay"

"Yay! Yet another Windows update requiring I reboot my computer!"

"Space: The ante-penultimate frontier"

 

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