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Offline Avendia

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Labor Dust Please!!!
« on: September 13, 2014, 04:28:15 PM »
I'm on day number 5 of contractions! And still no baby or any sign that she will be here soon. This is becoming ridiculous! I can't go two more weeks like this and my hospital won't even coincide doing anything to help speed it up for at least another week. Ideas anyone?

I've been walking
Bouncing on an exercise ball
Having sex
Drinking red raspberry leaf tea
Taking evening primrose oil
Even tried swinging at the playground
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Re: Labor Dust Please!!!
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2014, 05:39:11 PM »
I've no suggestions, Avendia, but you can at least consider that the thing your baby (assuming not a gay boy or a straight girl) is afraid to leave now is the thing they'll be spending half their time trying to get back inside from their mid teens onwards!

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Re: Labor Dust Please!!!
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2014, 05:50:05 PM »
Will a rape help?  If so, you know you've got 'friends' in us.   :whistle:

I'll pray to the labour gods for you to get relief soon. :*
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Re: Labor Dust Please!!!
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2014, 11:23:06 PM »
Castor oil one tablespoon of that and you better be ready to push

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Re: Labor Dust Please!!!
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2014, 09:14:29 PM »
I've no suggestions, Avendia, but you can at least consider that the thing your baby (assuming not a gay boy or a straight girl) is afraid to leave now is the thing they'll be spending half their time trying to get back inside from their mid teens onwards!

There's a Freudian Slip, and then there's a Freudian Statement, and that sort of reads like you just made the latter with a megaphone

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Re: Labor Dust Please!!!
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2014, 09:46:31 AM »
I've no suggestions, Avendia, but you can at least consider that the thing your baby (assuming not a gay boy or a straight girl) is afraid to leave now is the thing they'll be spending half their time trying to get back inside from their mid teens onwards!

There's a Freudian Slip, and then there's a Freudian Statement, and that sort of reads like you just made the latter with a megaphone

Not sure I get it...

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Re: Labor Dust Please!!!
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2014, 06:06:41 PM »
The dirty Canuck ;) :* said "that was extremely Freudian, not just a little bit Freudian".


I hope the little monster made an appearance at last, Vendi! Surely the hospital should induce it or something?
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Re: Labor Dust Please!!!
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2014, 06:28:12 PM »
No, I get that but I don't get what was Freudian about it...


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Re: Labor Dust Please!!!
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2014, 04:22:25 PM »
Raspberry leaf tea is disgusting. Try liquorice! I don't know what it does but it tastes ace.

Have you decided on a name? The morning after we did that, out she popped. She was probably drumming her fingers and whistling...

Best thing of all... plan something where it will be really, really inconvenient if she decides to arrive.  :wtf:

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Re: Labor Dust Please!!!
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2014, 09:46:17 PM »
Try saying "If you don't come out now, when you do I'll get the doctor to smack you!"

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Re: Labor Dust Please!!!
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2014, 12:19:53 AM »
Still no baby :( and I'm still having contractions on and off. They have been more painful today so I'm hoping that the doctor will tell me I'm getting closer tomorrow at my appointment.

They won't induce until I'm over due I don't think. But I plan to ask tomorrow.
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Re: Labor Dust Please!!!
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2014, 01:10:56 PM »
Distract yourself by posting like a fiend. You've been here months and haven't even reached the magical 25 posts necessary to access The Inner Wanktum and whatever else we made private-ish. And post n00dz for those of us freaks wot enjoy preggos. :drool:
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Re: Labor Dust Please!!!
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2014, 02:12:17 AM »
Went to the doctors this last Friday and my body still isn't doing what it should. So if I haven't gone into labor by this Friday I will be induced over the weekend. Doctor is worried that my body just isn't going to do what it should so once I reach 40 weeks he's calling it.

And I do have some pregnancy pix to post. Just not n00dz lol. But my belly it's naked in one.
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Re: Labor Dust Please!!!
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2014, 02:24:28 AM »
I understand congratulations are in order!

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Re: Labor Dust Please!!!
« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2014, 02:27:23 AM »
It's a girl!

:celebrate:

So begins the countdown till her 18th birthday.  >:)
You haven't lived until you've received a teabagging from the prince of darkness. -IndieGuy
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

 

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