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Re: The "What the ACTUAL FUCK?!" thread
« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2014, 07:39:05 AM »
Addie will love this one. Looks like a game producer's test department created a mashup of animations gone bad. For extra trainwreck, read the subtitles.

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Re: The "What the ACTUAL FUCK?!" thread
« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2014, 09:13:41 AM »
Quit staring at my ass or I'll back it up on your face and see if you can learn to breathe through your urethra. -cosmicwitch
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

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Re: The "What the ACTUAL FUCK?!" thread
« Reply #17 on: October 06, 2014, 10:04:08 AM »
I can't embed the video here, but follow the link for ...

CAKE FARTS  :wtf:

And the coup de gras, some chap's reaction to the above vid. Start at about 1:25 and you'll get the picture.

« Last Edit: October 24, 2015, 04:42:11 PM by RayPistonprowl »
Quit staring at my ass or I'll back it up on your face and see if you can learn to breathe through your urethra. -cosmicwitch
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

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Re: The "What the ACTUAL FUCK?!" thread
« Reply #18 on: October 06, 2014, 10:15:34 AM »
Shake That Bear

(warning: involves dead bear)  :suicide:
Quit staring at my ass or I'll back it up on your face and see if you can learn to breathe through your urethra. -cosmicwitch
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

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Re: The "What the ACTUAL FUCK?!" thread
« Reply #19 on: October 06, 2014, 11:06:45 AM »
I'm sure after the no-arms no-legs chap in the wheelchair calmed down he had to admit that yelling "YOU WANNA RUN FROM ME?! LET'S GO!" at some fuckwit was pretty funny.

Quit staring at my ass or I'll back it up on your face and see if you can learn to breathe through your urethra. -cosmicwitch
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

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Re: The "What the ACTUAL FUCK?!" thread
« Reply #20 on: October 06, 2014, 04:34:21 PM »
The WTF really gets thick round 1:18.

« Last Edit: October 24, 2015, 04:42:59 PM by RayPistonprowl »
Quit staring at my ass or I'll back it up on your face and see if you can learn to breathe through your urethra. -cosmicwitch
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

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Re: The "What the ACTUAL FUCK?!" thread
« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2014, 04:37:56 PM »
Maybe there are still a few of you out there wot haven't seen this one

« Last Edit: October 24, 2015, 04:43:10 PM by RayPistonprowl »
Quit staring at my ass or I'll back it up on your face and see if you can learn to breathe through your urethra. -cosmicwitch
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

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Re: The "What the ACTUAL FUCK?!" thread
« Reply #22 on: October 07, 2014, 02:55:03 AM »
Did the cake farts reaction guy say the woman was Rayray? He obviously knows you too well, Ray... ;)

OK, lemme see what I can remember/find...

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Re: The "What the ACTUAL FUCK?!" thread
« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2014, 03:14:54 AM »
In 1977, we in the UK produced a Public Information Film showing just how much great, healthy fun can be had by kids in the country! Maybe it will bring back memories of your own amazing childhoods...

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Re: The "What the ACTUAL FUCK?!" thread
« Reply #24 on: October 07, 2014, 03:23:13 AM »
We also made another PIF about the importance of being creative with school sports days, at least I think that's what it was about...

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Re: The "What the ACTUAL FUCK?!" thread
« Reply #25 on: October 07, 2014, 03:44:49 AM »
More recently, the Welsh made a PIF about the importance of embracing modern technology to stay in touch with your friends...



I may have the point of these public information films slightly wrong.
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Re: The "What the ACTUAL FUCK?!" thread
« Reply #26 on: October 07, 2014, 03:50:58 AM »
Meanwhile Canada likes to use its PIFs/PSAs to advertise its new "get back to work" policy...

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Re: The "What the ACTUAL FUCK?!" thread
« Reply #27 on: October 07, 2014, 03:52:10 AM »
And I'll leave you with a lovely love song...

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Re: The "What the ACTUAL FUCK?!" thread
« Reply #28 on: October 08, 2014, 05:59:36 AM »
Quit staring at my ass or I'll back it up on your face and see if you can learn to breathe through your urethra. -cosmicwitch
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

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Re: The "What the ACTUAL FUCK?!" thread
« Reply #29 on: October 08, 2014, 06:03:41 AM »
The amount of fail here is staggering.

Quit staring at my ass or I'll back it up on your face and see if you can learn to breathe through your urethra. -cosmicwitch
I very often rape people with my corkscew duck penis and murder them by squishing them in an amplexus ball with all my guy friends. -Ingenue
Maybe there is a god. Maybe there are 2,000 gods. Maybe one of them has like 18 tits and five cocks. The only thing I ask is that it all just stays off my lawn. -Dark Places
A good cup of tea lies between He-Man and Donald Trump in colour. -the_silkman

 

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