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Offline Ella

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Re: Choose one
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2014, 05:13:07 AM »
Written.

And jwham's question: hot dog, relish and mustard.

Psychedelic rock or latin jazz?

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Re: Choose one
« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2014, 07:45:28 AM »
Psychedelic rock I suppose...

As a reminder to anyone who doesn't know the style, this, apparently, is jazz:



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Amazingly good sex with no condom at an unsupervised glory hole or terrible sex with someone you know to be clean. (assume an ongoing selection for the rest of your life)

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Re: Choose one
« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2014, 03:39:30 PM »
Amazingly good sex with no condom at an unsupervised glory hole or terrible sex with someone you know to be clean. (assume an ongoing selection for the rest of your life)

Terrible sex with a clean person. There's always the five knuckle shuffle and fantasy for excitement and some of those STIs can bloody well kill you!  :O

A victim who comes to enjoy her rape, or a victim who hates every second of it?

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Re: Choose one
« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2014, 03:44:38 PM »

A victim who comes to enjoy her rape, or a victim who hates every second of it?

One who hates every second! Nothin' like a turn-around victim to ruin the mood.

Butt plug or fisting?
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Re: Choose one
« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2014, 03:58:00 PM »
Butt plug - I have a vibrating one and an elecric one actually...

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Re: Choose one
« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2014, 06:53:10 PM »
Butt plug - I have a vibrating one and an elecric one actually...

And your choices for the next participant are?
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Re: Choose one
« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2014, 07:31:41 PM »
Oh yeah... damn, see how excited I get about the very thought of electrical play?

OK, severe caning or painful electrical play on sensitive bits?

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Re: Choose one
« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2014, 09:44:29 PM »
caning

being caught masturbation or being caught having sex by a parent
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Re: Choose one
« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2014, 04:55:32 AM »
Psychedelic rock I suppose...

As a reminder to anyone who doesn't know the style, this, apparently, is jazz:



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Dude, you're EVIL! I'd have had a hard time making that choice, but I wouldn't have tried to defame the jazz. Evil, I'm telling you.

Speaking of evil, I'd hate getting caught doing either. I choose masturbating, I guess, because when my love catches me, he tells me not to stop, and sometimes takes over from me.

I can't think of anything dark. Where's NoEscape when I need him?

Okay. Um... Right. Dance naked for mocking strangers or for an apporoving group of bidders?

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Re: Choose one
« Reply #24 on: June 29, 2014, 05:04:09 AM »
Well, since being on either side of a TPE is a fantasy of mine that, in the extremely unlikely event that the right person came along, I could see me fulfilling and thus slavery is a sexual fantasy, I'll go for the approving group of bidders. Besides, I was cruelly mocked as a kid enough and even put up with my last ex- having one or two nasty things to say "as a joke" so I'll skip the  mocking thanks.

Be dissected alive in front of a high school senior/6th form/whatever the equivalent is in other countries biology class or be spitted and roast alive (assuming you could be kept alive for at least a half hour over the  coals)? (I think I may have been reading too much Dolcettish stuff)

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Re: Choose one
« Reply #25 on: June 29, 2014, 05:23:04 AM »
That was... unexpected. And I nearly ran away.

Burning is the worst, so I don't choose it. I also don't choose the alternative. I can't do it.


Big DD breasts that get smashed in your sleep but look great in a sweater, or a more petite pair? Maybe I should have put this in Bitch and Moan, because OUCH!!!!!

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Re: Choose one
« Reply #26 on: June 29, 2014, 06:18:03 AM »
Wait, we're allowed to select option c) none of the above? I that case, since both options you list are a reduction on my triple-Z sized moobs, I'm not sure I can pick. Then again, if the cost of having my wife alive and well and happily sleeping in the same bed as me was having her crush my moobs nightly I'll take that option.

Ok, life of romantic love without sex (and for cheats like Ray who use masturbation to get around that I mean ANY sex, including that, assume you're incapable of feeling anything sexually but still remember it) or life of thrilling sex without romantic love.

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Re: Choose one
« Reply #27 on: June 29, 2014, 08:21:12 AM »
I'd choose my gigantic (cough cough) B cups. If Steg makes a single comment about mosquito bites, he dies
And the love without sex. Either option would be an improvement on my current situation but a life without cuddles is unthinkable, whereas life without sex is just about doable.

Finding $20 on the ground but your pants or skirt split right up the back when you pick it up, or slipping on a banana skin and scraping your elbow but a hot member of your preferred sex helps you up and kisses it better?
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Re: Choose one
« Reply #28 on: June 29, 2014, 09:54:19 AM »
Nobody said sex couldn't include cuddles, like when I cuddle her throat with my hands...

Ok, I'll take slipping on a banana skin, and thank you for kissing my elbow better, Ingy. Trouble is, I hurt my pecker even more...

Next choice - being raped by Ingy or raping Steg?
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Re: Choose one
« Reply #29 on: June 29, 2014, 02:21:29 PM »
Ingy, I have cream for those bites of yours.  Come over and I'll rub it in.

Tough choice, by raping Steg I would fear Rayray hunting me done for violating his pet.  So I guess I will have to choose being rape by Ingy, she knows that I've had a thing for her for a couple of years now.

Ray and Steg splitting up or handcuffs that no longer work on Addie
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And love, well that's obvious;  Beware of too mouch happiness"

 

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