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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2018, 12:18:48 PM »
The rangers roared, 'Stand and deliver!'
But the governor could only shiver.
So his daughter, quite brave,
Crawled to them like a slave,
And in front of her father they dicked her.

(Note to self: don't look at Kelly Gang pics before bed :wet:)
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« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2018, 09:33:42 PM »
From the sidelines, she called him a runt,
When the batter decided to bunt.
So he quickly strode over,
Took the bat from his shoulder...

...

And replied, "Miss, that causes affront."

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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2018, 11:07:18 PM »
She said that his fingers were rushin'
And that that was the end of discussion.
But the drummer said, "Talk?
Hell! I'm ready to rock!"
And then cervic'ly performed percussion.

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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2018, 11:40:21 PM »
He watched his true love as she snored,
This beautiful lass he adored.
“Once she is tame
I must ask her name”
He mused as he readied the cord.

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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #19 on: April 26, 2018, 12:14:18 AM »
He smiled at me, teeth sharp! Knife gleaming!
Disregarding my terrified screaming.
Through pain and through fear
It became crystal clear
That I was not dead or just dreaming.
« Last Edit: April 26, 2018, 12:17:19 AM by cosmicwitch »
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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2018, 06:30:08 AM »
He said “I’m just here for your money,
So hush and don’t try nothin funny.”
But she wouldn’t shut up,
So the thief tied her up,
And then stuck it where it’s never sunny.

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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2018, 08:50:02 PM »
She sobbed on the bed where she laid,
While I rode her and tugged on her braid.
Wonder how hard she’ll cry
When I tell her that I
Had lied about changing her grade.

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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2018, 02:16:33 AM »
Class went silent at Dr. Kline's frown
After Fanny decided to clown
He took her to his closet
And made a deposit
Next class, Fanny declined to sit down.

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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2018, 07:27:17 AM »
Continuing the school theme... ;)

She said, “I really, like, need a B”.
He said, “Sure, it’ll just cost you your ‘P’”.
“Aww, come on professor J!”
“Well, it’s that or your ‘A’.”
And that’s how she ended up on his ‘D’.



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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2018, 09:49:42 AM »
Oooh a school theme? Count me in.

I
'Miss X, please remain after class,'
Ordered Sir as her friends left en masse.
'I find it quite grave,
That you never behave,'
He said, squeezing the curve of her ass.

II
'No, Sir, that's a lie! You're a pervert!'
Huffed Miss X while she straightened her school skirt.
But before she could flee,
She was bent o'er his knee
'For your own good, Miss X, this'll sure hurt.'

III
In moments Sir bared her ripe bum,
And her pink slit he teased with his thumb.
Miss X whimpered and shook,
But no notice Sir took 
'I shall spank you, Miss X, 'til you're numb!'

IV
'No more, Sir! I beg you... I BEG YOU!'
Miss X cried, her bum red, black and blue.
'My mercy you'll earn
Just soon as you learn
What all your misbehaviour'll get you.'

V
With her ponytail clutched in his hand,
Sir maneuvered Miss X up to stand.
With a quick change of heart,
He decided the tart
Could fill a much baser and urgent demand.

VI
Poor Miss X was soon kneeling for teacher,
Sir smiled down at the lovely, sad creature.
'On my cock you shall suck
Or'd you rather I fuck
Your virgin cunt?' he laughed... that'll teach her.

I could so keep going  :bateyes:
« Last Edit: April 28, 2018, 01:29:42 PM by cosmicwitch »
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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #25 on: April 28, 2018, 06:47:11 PM »
Wow!  I don’t think I could possibly follow up that one!

Think I’ll change gears instead...


He loved girls with a bit too much pride.
They were his favorite to nab for a ride.
‘Cause when he threw them away
After months of hard play,
It was so cute how they’d look dead inside.

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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2018, 10:33:14 PM »
In my head I would switch on the static
While my flesh suffered things quite traumatic.
The prick thought I'd break
But my tears were all fake
And now he's tied up in his attic.

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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2018, 04:43:59 PM »
A lady both strait-laced and pretty
Held views that I found rather shitty
Her body betrayed
When I had her limbs splayed
And she begged, "Please fuck me, Mistress Kitty!"

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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #28 on: June 07, 2018, 04:38:53 PM »
Now you've happened to enter my den
Though your protests have turned up to ten
You have naught left to do
About "What", "Where", or "Who",
All that needs resolution is "When".

 

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