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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #30 on: January 10, 2019, 08:38:13 AM »
How DARE you accuse me of being a thief?!
Absurd!  Why, it beggars belief!
No, ma’am, I only trespass
So I can try out that ass.
...The nerve of some people.  Good grief!
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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #31 on: January 14, 2019, 03:21:22 AM »
At first you found my height quite appealing,
Now it's all moaning, sobbing, and squealing.
My proportionate size
Was alas a surprise
Now I'm bouncing your hips off the ceiling.

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« Reply #32 on: April 23, 2019, 08:39:35 PM »
Up top of the leg situation
(and source of the legs' bifurcation),
positioned in back,
two cheeks and a crack:
the subject of much masturbation.
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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #33 on: April 28, 2019, 03:07:38 PM »
The black dragon scorned inflammation,
Preferring red raw mastication.
Conversely, the white
Set her dinners alight.
A kind of Jack Sprat combination.
My sim is pregnant!!! With panthers baby!!! And he has ingy sneaking over in the afternoon! ~Smirkin
which I believe is about how because he won't take the lead in their relationship, she wants to bugger him with her strap-on ~kittyumbrass
I don’t think I’m entirely surprised how your mind works. ~Shocker to kittyumbrass

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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #34 on: November 24, 2019, 07:43:23 PM »
A bored young duke of the Medici
Was finding his maid a bit screechy.
To elicit her silence
He fucked her with violence,
Saying “Sorry, but raping you’s peachy!”
Thy hand, great Anarch! lets the curtain fall;
And universal Darkness buries All.

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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #35 on: November 24, 2019, 08:21:02 PM »
My advisor considered it weird
I'd sooner be loved than be feared.
I said, "By my troth,
It is best to be both,"
And then had the fool disappeared.
My sim is pregnant!!! With panthers baby!!! And he has ingy sneaking over in the afternoon! ~Smirkin
which I believe is about how because he won't take the lead in their relationship, she wants to bugger him with her strap-on ~kittyumbrass
I don’t think I’m entirely surprised how your mind works. ~Shocker to kittyumbrass

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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #36 on: August 29, 2020, 04:54:14 PM »
The cop helped the confused aged gent,
So soon she was handcuffed and bent.
He said, “I am partial
To a policewoman’s arsehole
And their panties’ quite magical scent.”

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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #37 on: October 23, 2020, 02:40:03 PM »
To reason, entreaty and nudge
My stalker neglected to budge.
I said "I must train him";
A writ to restrain him
Was granted forthwith by the judge.
My sim is pregnant!!! With panthers baby!!! And he has ingy sneaking over in the afternoon! ~Smirkin
which I believe is about how because he won't take the lead in their relationship, she wants to bugger him with her strap-on ~kittyumbrass
I don’t think I’m entirely surprised how your mind works. ~Shocker to kittyumbrass

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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #38 on: October 25, 2020, 04:46:21 PM »
Said the Indian cop to the bandit,
“Let go of my bottom! Unhand it!”
But he and his gang
Stripped her nude for a bang
With a pump up her arse to expand it.

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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #39 on: Today at 02:24:34 PM »
The policewoman chases the mugger.
She's easy to catch and to bugger.
Right up what she sat on
He shoves the slut's baton
And glues it in nicely to plug her.

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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #40 on: Today at 02:26:24 PM »
The cop girl has outrun the dealer.
She's soon a big kicker and squealer.
She gets his erection
And then an injection.
It's £22 just to feel her!

 

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