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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #30 on: January 10, 2019, 08:38:13 AM »
How DARE you accuse me of being a thief?!
Absurd!  Why, it beggars belief!
No, ma’am, I only trespass
So I can try out that ass.
...The nerve of some people.  Good grief!
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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #31 on: January 14, 2019, 03:21:22 AM »
At first you found my height quite appealing,
Now it's all moaning, sobbing, and squealing.
My proportionate size
Was alas a surprise
Now I'm bouncing your hips off the ceiling.

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« Reply #32 on: April 23, 2019, 08:39:35 PM »
Up top of the leg situation
(and source of the legs' bifurcation),
positioned in back,
two cheeks and a crack:
the subject of much masturbation.
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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #33 on: April 28, 2019, 03:07:38 PM »
The black dragon scorned inflammation,
Preferring red raw mastication.
Conversely, the white
Set her dinners alight.
A kind of Jack Sprat combination.
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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #34 on: November 24, 2019, 07:43:23 PM »
A bored young duke of the Medici
Was finding his maid a bit screechy.
To elicit her silence
He fucked her with violence,
Saying “Sorry, but raping you’s peachy!”
Thy hand, great Anarch! lets the curtain fall;
And universal Darkness buries All.

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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #35 on: November 24, 2019, 08:21:02 PM »
My advisor considered it weird
I'd sooner be loved than be feared.
I said, "By my troth,
It is best to be both,"
And then had the fool disappeared.
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Re: King John's Castle (aka LIMERICK THREAD)
« Reply #36 on: August 29, 2020, 04:54:14 PM »
The cop helped the confused aged gent,
So soon she was handcuffed and bent.
He said, “I am partial
To a policewoman’s arsehole
And their panties’ quite magical scent.”

 

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