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Nursery rhyme(s)
« on: October 01, 2017, 04:34:40 PM »
Little girl Red, come blow on your horn.
The wolf's in the meadow, the fox in the corn.
But where is the tenderest, succulent sheep?
In red she is lying, a small rumpled heap.
Will you wake her?
Try who may,
She'll not sit up till Judgment Day.


(snuff Little Boy Blue, sorry [member=10]EssenceofRed[/member] it just came out)
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which I believe is about how because he won't take the lead in their relationship, she wants to bugger him with her strap-on ~kittyumbrass
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Re: Nursery rhyme(s)
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2018, 10:25:30 AM »
Mary had a little skirt
'Twas split right up the sides
And everywhere that Mary went
The boys stared at her thighs

She also had another skirt
'Twas split right up the front
And everywhere that Mary went
She chose another skirt to wear for some reason...

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Re: Nursery rhyme(s)
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2018, 11:15:26 AM »
Mary had a little skirt
'Twas split right up the sides
And everywhere that Mary went
The boys stared at her thighs

She also had another skirt
'Twas split right up the front
And everywhere that Mary went
She chose another skirt to wear for some reason...
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Re: Nursery rhyme(s)
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2018, 05:04:14 AM »


.. Oh hush lil baby ..
~`Malaya ~~
.
.
ohhh
.
hush
.
lil baby
don't you cry
momma's gonna sell you
again tonight
.
and if that
pretty dress
don't fit
.
mommy will draw them
a landing strip
.
a place in space
your mind will go
so
.
the tears can
dig them a comfort zone
.
and when your cries
fall on deaf ears
3b will see you
in a few years
.
medication
amphetamine floats
turning demons
into ghosts
.
but when that high
starts to fade
the men who raped you
reveal their face
.
stained glass cleansing
dope hope toast
.
too mommy who taught me
yes means no
so
.
hush
.
lil baby
don't you cry
.
.
your God isn't coming
.
.
Again
.
.
Tonight ............
.
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Re: Nursery rhyme(s)
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2018, 06:36:06 PM »
Oh, the Grand Old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
He fucked their arses at the top of the hill
And was rather sore in the end

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Re: Nursery rhyme(s)
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2018, 03:58:16 AM »
Hey, faddle-fiddle, your kit's for a diddle,
I'll cow your rump in a spoon.
A little flog aft with loud report
Then a kiss, peel away as you swoon.

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Re: Nursery rhyme(s)
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2018, 06:32:08 PM »
Mary had a little lamb
With whom she went to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
Mary had a little lamb
Yesterday I stopped a woman from being brutally raped. Turned out I was able to talk her into it after all.

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Re: Nursery rhyme(s)
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2018, 10:24:21 PM »
Rock a bye baby
In the tree top
When the wind blows
The cradle will rock

I was that baby
And what bother's me
Is why mum and dad
Shoved me up a tree
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Sing a song of sixpence
A pocket full of rye
Four and twenty blackbirds
Baked in a pie

When the pie was opened
A shrivelled blackbird sat
Saying "alright, lads, a joke's a joke
What rotten sod did that?"
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Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To fetch her poor doggy a bone
But when she bent over
Up popped Rover
And gave her a bone of his own
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Did you hear that noise behind you?  Do you dare look back?  If you do, will you see me lurking in the shadows?  Watching, waiting. Waiting to take you and claim you as mine. So look behind you, look back if you dare.

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Re: Nursery rhyme(s)
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2018, 09:25:13 PM »
But when she bent over
Up popped Rover
And gave her a bone of his own
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:O :ban:

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Re: Nursery rhyme(s)
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2018, 09:30:55 PM »
But when she bent over
Up popped Rover
And gave her a bone of his own
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:O :ban:

Hey, the rhyme could've meant a ham bone, or a cow bone, or a pig bone, or a postman bone...... :rofl:  Pull your mind out of the gutter Ms Umbrass  :rofl:
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