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Offline steg

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Becoming better at sex
« on: November 07, 2014, 09:03:25 AM »
I thought this would be useful for some of the members here:

Let me start by giving advice to women.

If you want to become better at giving head, the next time you're standing around the water cooler or similar and a colleague/friend is telling a story, try nodding along with your mouth open.

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Re: Becoming better at sex
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2014, 04:54:42 PM »
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Re: Becoming better at sex
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2014, 06:39:47 PM »
I thought this would be useful for some of the members here:

Let me start by giving advice to women.

If you want to become better at giving head, the next time you're standing around the water cooler or similar and a colleague/friend is telling a story, try nodding along with your mouth open.

You know if you've read this message, you've tried miming my suggestion out you freak!

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Re: Becoming better at sex
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2015, 10:54:36 AM »
Is this a troll thread ? :laughgrin:

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Re: Becoming better at sex
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2015, 02:57:54 PM »
Seeing who started it... probably. :)) :troll:

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Re: Becoming better at sex
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2015, 05:40:47 PM »
It's a sincere tip to the ladies (or gay/bisexual guys) by a past member.

He was very dedicated to helping others.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

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Re: Becoming better at sex
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2015, 04:54:14 PM »
^ :rofl:
I could end you if you ask me nicely. I could make it slow and painful if you like. So you'll have the opportunity to reflect on the sadness that is you and the awesomeness that is me. -Miss Andrey
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Once in awhile, I have just dirty nasty slam the salami into the cringing hole of mystery repeatedly until she's good and truly fucked. -Carlosdevil

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Re: Becoming better at sex
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2015, 07:11:32 AM »
I thought this thread was gonna be about girl giving advice, not the other way around  :laugh2:

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Re: Becoming better at sex
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2016, 10:54:59 PM »
I'm the one who takes forever trying to figure out what the hell it means before it finally dawns on me.  :))
« Last Edit: February 12, 2016, 10:56:56 PM by magickalsub »

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Re: Becoming better at sex
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2016, 01:10:23 PM »
Lmao I did

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Re: Becoming better at sex
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2016, 07:45:06 AM »
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Re: Becoming better at sex
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2016, 07:07:40 AM »
Lol this thread  :))

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Re: Becoming better at sex
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2016, 07:27:17 PM »
I thought this would be useful for some of the members here:

Let me start by giving advice to women.

If you want to become better at giving head, the next time you're standing around the water cooler or similar and a colleague/friend is telling a story, try nodding along with your mouth open.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Re: Becoming better at sex
« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2016, 06:18:09 PM »
For the lads.

Remember, opening a woman's legs is like spreading butter. You could use a credit card, but a knife is so much easier.

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Re: Becoming better at sex
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2016, 12:19:01 PM »
A compatible partner, and lots of sex seems to be the answer for me.

 

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