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Offline Kittykatpaws

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Re: Becoming better at sex
« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2016, 12:52:42 AM »
Well i give great head i say practice. 3or 6 times a day u will b aa proin no time

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Re: Becoming better at sex
« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2017, 02:18:47 PM »
How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice! I had to teach a man almost twice my age how to properly use his mouth on a girl. Goodness, how he went that long frustrating woman after woman no doubt.

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Re: Becoming better at sex
« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2017, 02:49:13 PM »
For the lads.

Remember, opening a woman's legs is like spreading butter. You could use a credit card, but a knife is so much easier.

Well god damn!  :wet: :faint:

Offline jenny

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Re: Becoming better at sex
« Reply #18 on: August 31, 2017, 03:20:57 PM »

Girls

 Don't..

1. Go to sleep halfway through, or..
2. Say "Have you started yet".

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Re: Becoming better at sex
« Reply #19 on: August 31, 2017, 03:27:19 PM »

Girls

 Don't..

1. Go to sleep halfway through, or..
2. Say "Have you started yet".

I have only had one or two people who were just terrible at sex. The one time I can remember the most I remember thinking about all the laundry I had to do... :P

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Re: Becoming better at sex
« Reply #20 on: September 01, 2017, 05:51:57 AM »

Girls

 Don't..

1. Go to sleep halfway through, or..
2. Say "Have you started yet".

I have only had one or two people who were just terrible at sex. The one time I can remember the most I remember thinking about all the laundry I had to do... :P

i used to think about what color i wanted to paint the walls
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Re: Becoming better at sex
« Reply #21 on: September 01, 2017, 03:15:15 PM »
during my ex relationship I planed sometimes my groceries/shopping list during sex.  :facepalm2:


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Offline jenny

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Re: Becoming better at sex
« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2017, 03:37:37 PM »
 We once made love in a hotel. Right at the start I noticed a small piece of plaster in the ceiling which looked as if it might fall down at any minute [not over the bed fortunately!].

 It bugged me the whole time.

 

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