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« Reply #150 on: September 14, 2015, 06:36:54 PM »
No. To crush your enemies, and see them fall at your feet - to take their horses and belongings, and to hear the lamentation of their women. That is the best life.
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« Reply #151 on: September 20, 2015, 08:17:47 PM »
No. To crush your enemies, and see them fall at your feet - to take their horses and belongings, and to hear the lamentation of their women. That is the best life.
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« Reply #152 on: September 20, 2015, 08:31:58 PM »

And it all takes only 9h and 15 minutes.
looks liek an extended stay in Austria ;-)

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« Reply #153 on: September 22, 2015, 03:14:13 AM »
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So far I can't remember ever being wrong in a judgement of character of someone. Then again I tend to hold onto it until I get to know them a bit. Sometimes intuitively I know someone's a retard though.
~Someone with a bright future and great hair.

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« Reply #154 on: September 22, 2015, 03:15:56 AM »
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So far I can't remember ever being wrong in a judgement of character of someone. Then again I tend to hold onto it until I get to know them a bit. Sometimes intuitively I know someone's a retard though.
~Someone with a bright future and great hair.

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« Reply #155 on: September 22, 2015, 03:34:45 AM »
In answer to "I wonder what my dog named me..."

So far I can't remember ever being wrong in a judgement of character of someone. Then again I tend to hold onto it until I get to know them a bit. Sometimes intuitively I know someone's a retard though.
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« Reply #156 on: September 22, 2015, 06:27:19 PM »
Advice from God. Or at least from whoever designs road signs in Connecticut.




Am I missing something, I do not get this one...
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No. To crush your enemies, and see them fall at your feet - to take their horses and belongings, and to hear the lamentation of their women. That is the best life.
-genghis khan

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« Reply #157 on: September 22, 2015, 07:34:06 PM »
@the savage Tis a laugh at the expense of Jeremy Corbyn, who somehow won Leader of the Labour Party.  ;)
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« Reply #158 on: September 23, 2015, 01:36:56 AM »
And fucked up his apostrophes, but whatever. I've given up trying to teach deities apostrophes.


Aw shucks, I didn't know you thought I was a goddess. :blush:
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So far I can't remember ever being wrong in a judgement of character of someone. Then again I tend to hold onto it until I get to know them a bit. Sometimes intuitively I know someone's a retard though.
~Someone with a bright future and great hair.

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« Reply #159 on: September 23, 2015, 01:38:36 AM »
And fucked up his apostrophes, but whatever. I've given up trying to teach deities apostrophes.

Aw shucks, I didn't know you thought I was a goddess. :blush:


We all think you are!
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« Reply #160 on: September 23, 2015, 04:29:22 PM »
And fucked up his apostrophes, but whatever. I've given up trying to teach deities apostrophes.

Aw shucks, I didn't know you thought I was a goddess. :blush:

We all think you are!


Well gee... I'm flattered.  :*


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Am too!





It says so in my title.
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So far I can't remember ever being wrong in a judgement of character of someone. Then again I tend to hold onto it until I get to know them a bit. Sometimes intuitively I know someone's a retard though.
~Someone with a bright future and great hair.

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« Reply #161 on: September 23, 2015, 04:38:31 PM »
Ninja queen.
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« Reply #162 on: September 23, 2015, 08:22:24 PM »
Which is why I don't have a crown. Too flashy.
So far I can't remember ever being wrong in a judgement of character of someone. Then again I tend to hold onto it until I get to know them a bit. Sometimes intuitively I know someone's a retard though.
~Someone with a bright future and great hair.

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« Reply #163 on: September 23, 2015, 09:38:08 PM »
I'd rather...

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« Reply #164 on: September 23, 2015, 09:41:39 PM »
Which is why I don't have a crown. Too flashy.

Makes me wonder what the crown jewels of Fucklandia look like, to be honest. Is this your scepter?



Or this?



Or maybe one of these?

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