Which is why I don't have a crown. Too flashy.
Makes me wonder what the crown jewels of Fucklandia look like, to be honest. Is this your scepter?
Or maybe one of these?
"I want to breed with you because our children would have the intelligence of Stephen Hawking, the stamina of young werewolves, the conscience of a komodo dragon, and the forgiving, pacific nature of Genghis Khan". -death2uall, to Ingenue
“For a people who invented absinthe and blowjobs, sometimes the French can be a drag.” --Richard Kadrey, Aloha from Hell
“She is starting to damage my calm!” -- Jayne, Serenity