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Offline GermanChick

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« Reply #150 on: September 23, 2015, 09:38:08 PM »
I'd rather...

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« Reply #151 on: September 23, 2015, 09:41:39 PM »
Which is why I don't have a crown. Too flashy.

Makes me wonder what the crown jewels of Fucklandia look like, to be honest. Is this your scepter?



Or this?



Or maybe one of these?

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« Reply #153 on: September 24, 2015, 01:58:09 AM »
Which is why I don't have a crown. Too flashy.

Makes me wonder what the crown jewels of Fucklandia look like, to be honest. Is this your scepter?



Or this?



Or maybe one of these?



Oh, I don't have a scepter! Again, too flashy. I have um, throwing stars, and um katana's and stuff... yeah.


I'm with HP and Addie on that second one. May as well shove a toilet brush up your hoohaw, and while some chicks may dig that kind of thing, I am not one of those chicks.


I have a few of the gemstone butt plugs though. Different colors are important, it has to match your outfit. I mean, it would just be garish to wear a ruby with green unless it's Christmas!

Plus, 12th rule of ninja-ing, "if you are seen, make sure you have a good distraction in place." I think flashing my super shiny butt-hole at people would make them forget to look at my face and allows me to escape. Not that it's ever happened. That's why I'm the queen. I'm stealthy level 50+. Shadow stalker.


Addie, that pic makes me think of this:








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« Reply #154 on: September 24, 2015, 03:40:27 PM »
^ Is that - and here's a sentence I never thought I'd write - a dachshund wearing a Hitler mask, anally impaling itself on a cactus?


Oh, that old chestnut!
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« Reply #155 on: September 24, 2015, 04:16:51 PM »
^ Is that - and here's a sentence I never thought I'd write - a dachshund wearing a Hitler mask, anally impaling itself on a cactus?

Oh, that old chestnut!

Remind me to never play conkers with you.
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« Reply #156 on: September 25, 2015, 09:30:02 PM »
No. To crush your enemies, and see them fall at your feet - to take their horses and belongings, and to hear the lamentation of their women. That is the best life.
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« Reply #157 on: September 29, 2015, 12:49:40 PM »

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« Reply #158 on: November 10, 2015, 04:02:57 AM »
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So far I can't remember ever being wrong in a judgement of character of someone. Then again I tend to hold onto it until I get to know them a bit. Sometimes intuitively I know someone's a retard though.
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« Reply #159 on: November 11, 2015, 12:09:47 AM »
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So far I can't remember ever being wrong in a judgement of character of someone. Then again I tend to hold onto it until I get to know them a bit. Sometimes intuitively I know someone's a retard though.
~Someone with a bright future and great hair.

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« Reply #160 on: November 11, 2015, 12:11:18 AM »
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So far I can't remember ever being wrong in a judgement of character of someone. Then again I tend to hold onto it until I get to know them a bit. Sometimes intuitively I know someone's a retard though.
~Someone with a bright future and great hair.

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« Reply #161 on: November 11, 2015, 12:12:45 AM »
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So far I can't remember ever being wrong in a judgement of character of someone. Then again I tend to hold onto it until I get to know them a bit. Sometimes intuitively I know someone's a retard though.
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« Reply #162 on: November 11, 2015, 12:14:55 AM »
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So far I can't remember ever being wrong in a judgement of character of someone. Then again I tend to hold onto it until I get to know them a bit. Sometimes intuitively I know someone's a retard though.
~Someone with a bright future and great hair.

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« Reply #163 on: November 11, 2015, 12:15:52 AM »
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So far I can't remember ever being wrong in a judgement of character of someone. Then again I tend to hold onto it until I get to know them a bit. Sometimes intuitively I know someone's a retard though.
~Someone with a bright future and great hair.

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« Reply #164 on: November 11, 2015, 12:16:46 AM »
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So far I can't remember ever being wrong in a judgement of character of someone. Then again I tend to hold onto it until I get to know them a bit. Sometimes intuitively I know someone's a retard though.
~Someone with a bright future and great hair.

 

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