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I had to write this as a poem... [Contest Entry]
« on: December 06, 2014, 07:30:24 PM »
I had forgotten I wrote this until I was going through some of my old stuff just now. Trigger warning for faux Shakespeare and all the lawyer puns I could force in. April 2013.


I had to write this as a poem because my lawyer said it's a bad idea to go pro se.

In vain my peers do counsel me restraint;
Unbound am I by pleas and their adjuring;
For I am far above their mortal taint
And nay, I'll not be judged for my adoring.
For they see not the prize you represent:
Thy golden crown, the sway of thy procession.
What need have I of their or your consent?
No lesser soul may bar my just possession.
And why should not my will take precedence?
My heart is flame; thy counterfeit is stygian;
Thy callous beauty baits my carnal sense,
A body corporate and callipygean.
My heart is law; my love entreats me hurt you.
Thus dock I both thy freedom and thy virtue.
« Last Edit: May 01, 2019, 03:59:19 PM by Red Right Hand »
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which I believe is about how because he won't take the lead in their relationship, she wants to bugger him with her strap-on ~kittyumbrass
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 A perfectly paronomastic Shakespearean sonnet!

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I love how you worked in callipygian. :popcorn:

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What they said!

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He will never call my bluff about writing a love poem to his ass again. :D :facepalm:
My sim is pregnant!!! With panthers baby!!! And he has ingy sneaking over in the afternoon! ~Smirkin
which I believe is about how because he won't take the lead in their relationship, she wants to bugger him with her strap-on ~kittyumbrass
I don’t think I’m entirely surprised how your mind works. ~Shocker to kittyumbrass

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Re: I had to write this as a poem... [Poetry: Rape Fantasy]
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2019, 11:47:41 PM »
Aye!

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