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Offline Sessho

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Millennial anti theft device
« on: July 10, 2018, 01:23:47 PM »
That’s what I call my standard transmission in my car because I’ve run into a seemingly high number of people my age that can’t drive stick. And then I got curious, is there anything that you do that you don’t think millennials know or understand.
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Re: Millennial anti theft device
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2018, 05:58:03 PM »
Things an alarming number of millennials can't seem to do:

* write or endorse a cheque
* jump start a car
* operate a slide rule
* change a spark plug / know wtf a carburettor is
* manually lock a car door / roll down a window / adjust a wing mirror
* unstick an ignition by gently turning the locked steering wheel
* check/maintain tyre pressure
* change a fuse / locate the fusebox
* test an alternator with a knifeblade
* defrost a freezer
* light a pilot light
* light a cigarette (lol, it's suddenly all vaping!)
* develop film
* tie a tie
* grow and maintain a proper beard
* eat chicken off the bone (bloody McNuggets generation! get off my lawn!)
* take out a loan from someone other than family
* value privacy
* speak to another human being intelligibly
* write a proper sentence / c.v. / anything without text-ese
* shop at local merchants
* hem your own trousers/clothing
* distinguish between proper jobs/products/services/news and scams masquerading as those

Just a beginner list.

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Re: Millennial anti theft device
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2018, 07:53:18 PM »
Jesus ray...  :D I’ll shall spread the word that every millennial needs to know how to grow and maintain a proper beard. Even the women.
















But first could you tell me how to grow a proper beard :cry:
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Re: Millennial anti theft device
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2018, 10:07:03 PM »
Very spot on! As I have told many of my millennial co-workers I take pleasure in knowing that if salvation ever ends that I will last at least one more day than all of them.
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Re: Millennial anti theft device
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2018, 03:41:53 AM »
Jesus ray...  :D I’ll shall spread the word that every millennial needs to know how to grow and maintain a proper beard. Even the women.
But first could you tell me how to grow a proper beard :cry:

Heh! I've just grown tired of the (?)hipsters(?) wot just stop trying. Looking unkempt isn't sexy, it's just unkempt. :P

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