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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2014, 03:33:44 PM »
I take her puppy cage to a lovely spot in the countryside and set her free so she can frolic among the native flora and fauna.

And then back in reality I rape her bloody.  :thumbs:
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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2014, 03:35:22 PM »
I wake him up gently.



Then when he stirs and that first lazy grin spreads across his face, only then do I pull the string to tip the bucket of water all over him.
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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2014, 04:00:42 PM »
Since Ingy has a Harley sig, I'll follow her around with a sappy look on my face like the guy in the latest Harley comic... unlike him though, I won't freak out and run away when she murders assassins.

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2014, 05:14:25 AM »
Damn, there are a lot of people in this bed. And... it's wet. Did Ingy just admit to wetting the bed? It must be Ray's fault.

*scrolling up*

Yep, I knew it.

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2014, 05:35:51 AM »
I slice her open and then bathe luxuriously in scarlet. Because sometimes I can't express my feelings in words.

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2014, 06:09:55 AM »
Steg? Steg's here?? Quick, hide the gross stuff!!!!! How you doing, man, I've missed your arse you sweet-talking Scot! Been hearing all kinds of shit that I know can't be true, but since you're back, pick a lady and I'll hold her open for you to celebrate in!

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2014, 02:22:13 PM »
thank god, that was almost a nightmare.  I wake up and only Frodo is here.  Thought I heard Steg's voice in my sleep.  Couldn't wake up fast enough
Everywhere I look you're all I see.
Just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be.

"Sunshine is dangerous;  Sugar can be poison
And love, well that's obvious;  Beware of too mouch happiness"

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2014, 02:37:07 PM »
thank god, that was almost a nightmare.  I wake up and only Frodo is here.  Thought I heard Steg's voice in my sleep.  Couldn't wake up fast enough

Wonder when he'll be done fluffing me.

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2014, 02:44:35 PM »
there he is.  you do like the idea of me being a fluffer, don't you
Everywhere I look you're all I see.
Just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be.

"Sunshine is dangerous;  Sugar can be poison
And love, well that's obvious;  Beware of too mouch happiness"

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #24 on: June 29, 2014, 02:56:43 PM »
Weren't you a priest? I thought you guys had nuns and choirboys to be your fluffers?

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #25 on: June 29, 2014, 02:59:33 PM »
no, I was a Southern Baptist minister, even scarier.  Don't worry though, had plenty of sex while at seminary.  No, not of the gay variety.
Everywhere I look you're all I see.
Just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be.

"Sunshine is dangerous;  Sugar can be poison
And love, well that's obvious;  Beware of too mouch happiness"

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #26 on: June 29, 2014, 03:01:20 PM »
no, I was a Southern Baptist minister, even scarier.  Don't worry though, had plenty of sex while at seminary.  Of the gay variety.

Knew Ray had more than a bromance with you.

Anyway, I don't know what I'd do, I feel under so much pressure to do something outrageous I'd probably just accept the situation for what is is and as long as the balls weren't touching, we're good.
« Last Edit: June 29, 2014, 03:06:56 PM by steg »

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #27 on: June 29, 2014, 03:37:52 PM »
wow, Steg has been immobilized.  I didn't realize I had that power
Everywhere I look you're all I see.
Just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be.

"Sunshine is dangerous;  Sugar can be poison
And love, well that's obvious;  Beware of too mouch happiness"

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #28 on: June 29, 2014, 04:13:28 PM »
The only one who could ever reach him was a sweet-talking sumbitch preacher man...
You girls are post-ethical. ~AdamWantsYou
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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #29 on: June 29, 2014, 04:15:05 PM »
I'll preach to you as well Ingy.  Mainly because I know you will be too timid to run away
Everywhere I look you're all I see.
Just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be.

"Sunshine is dangerous;  Sugar can be poison
And love, well that's obvious;  Beware of too mouch happiness"

 

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