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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2014, 03:33:44 PM »
I take her puppy cage to a lovely spot in the countryside and set her free so she can frolic among the native flora and fauna.

And then back in reality I rape her bloody.  :thumbs:
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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2014, 03:35:22 PM »
I wake him up gently.



Then when he stirs and that first lazy grin spreads across his face, only then do I pull the string to tip the bucket of water all over him.
she thought really hard about biting them so hard they would almost feel it, and they ran away because scawypet is scawy. ~kittyumbrass
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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2014, 04:00:42 PM »
Since Ingy has a Harley sig, I'll follow her around with a sappy look on my face like the guy in the latest Harley comic... unlike him though, I won't freak out and run away when she murders assassins.

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2014, 05:14:25 AM »
Damn, there are a lot of people in this bed. And... it's wet. Did Ingy just admit to wetting the bed? It must be Ray's fault.

*scrolling up*

Yep, I knew it.

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2014, 05:35:51 AM »
I slice her open and then bathe luxuriously in scarlet. Because sometimes I can't express my feelings in words.

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2014, 06:09:55 AM »
Steg? Steg's here?? Quick, hide the gross stuff!!!!! How you doing, man, I've missed your arse you sweet-talking Scot! Been hearing all kinds of shit that I know can't be true, but since you're back, pick a lady and I'll hold her open for you to celebrate in!

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2014, 02:22:13 PM »
thank god, that was almost a nightmare.  I wake up and only Frodo is here.  Thought I heard Steg's voice in my sleep.  Couldn't wake up fast enough
Everywhere I look you're all I see.
Just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be.

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And love, well that's obvious;  Beware of too mouch happiness"

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2014, 02:37:07 PM »
thank god, that was almost a nightmare.  I wake up and only Frodo is here.  Thought I heard Steg's voice in my sleep.  Couldn't wake up fast enough

Wonder when he'll be done fluffing me.

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2014, 02:44:35 PM »
there he is.  you do like the idea of me being a fluffer, don't you
Everywhere I look you're all I see.
Just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be.

"Sunshine is dangerous;  Sugar can be poison
And love, well that's obvious;  Beware of too mouch happiness"

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #24 on: June 29, 2014, 02:56:43 PM »
Weren't you a priest? I thought you guys had nuns and choirboys to be your fluffers?

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #25 on: June 29, 2014, 02:59:33 PM »
no, I was a Southern Baptist minister, even scarier.  Don't worry though, had plenty of sex while at seminary.  No, not of the gay variety.
Everywhere I look you're all I see.
Just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be.

"Sunshine is dangerous;  Sugar can be poison
And love, well that's obvious;  Beware of too mouch happiness"

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #26 on: June 29, 2014, 03:01:20 PM »
no, I was a Southern Baptist minister, even scarier.  Don't worry though, had plenty of sex while at seminary.  Of the gay variety.

Knew Ray had more than a bromance with you.

Anyway, I don't know what I'd do, I feel under so much pressure to do something outrageous I'd probably just accept the situation for what is is and as long as the balls weren't touching, we're good.
« Last Edit: June 29, 2014, 03:06:56 PM by steg »

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #27 on: June 29, 2014, 03:37:52 PM »
wow, Steg has been immobilized.  I didn't realize I had that power
Everywhere I look you're all I see.
Just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be.

"Sunshine is dangerous;  Sugar can be poison
And love, well that's obvious;  Beware of too mouch happiness"

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #28 on: June 29, 2014, 04:13:28 PM »
The only one who could ever reach him was a sweet-talking sumbitch preacher man...
she thought really hard about biting them so hard they would almost feel it, and they ran away because scawypet is scawy. ~kittyumbrass
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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #29 on: June 29, 2014, 04:15:05 PM »
I'll preach to you as well Ingy.  Mainly because I know you will be too timid to run away
Everywhere I look you're all I see.
Just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be.

"Sunshine is dangerous;  Sugar can be poison
And love, well that's obvious;  Beware of too mouch happiness"

 

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