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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #30 on: June 29, 2014, 04:23:54 PM »
It's a long while since I argued scripture with anything approaching aplomb. Now I'll probably just heckle you with "No, u"...

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #31 on: June 29, 2014, 04:24:05 PM »
Ah, Steg reminded me of another fun game... misquote the person above you

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #32 on: July 02, 2014, 08:02:40 AM »
So... spa day? My treat of course.
So far I can't remember ever being wrong in a judgement of character of someone. Then again I tend to hold onto it until I get to know them a bit. Sometimes intuitively I know someone's a retard though.
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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #33 on: July 02, 2014, 07:36:11 PM »
I slice her open and then bathe luxuriously in scarlet. Because sometimes I can't express my feelings in words.

One of the sales clerks turned out to be a pegasister. She noticed me buying ponies and started nattering about which ones she had and we both agreed Luna is best princess and then we brohoofed -Trill
I always just made every girl a lesbian and the men always set themselves on fire making breakfast -James Moriarty
I feel like that would cut into my counterstrike time though so I'd just sit on the drill while I played with my keyboard instead -Nyx
It's not my fault I make bitches wetter than a spastic's chin. :shrug: -steg

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #34 on: July 02, 2014, 07:38:14 PM »
I tell him what a handsome bastard he is and remind him of the thread's theme.
One of the sales clerks turned out to be a pegasister. She noticed me buying ponies and started nattering about which ones she had and we both agreed Luna is best princess and then we brohoofed -Trill
I always just made every girl a lesbian and the men always set themselves on fire making breakfast -James Moriarty
I feel like that would cut into my counterstrike time though so I'd just sit on the drill while I played with my keyboard instead -Nyx
It's not my fault I make bitches wetter than a spastic's chin. :shrug: -steg

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #35 on: July 02, 2014, 08:49:29 PM »
Me:


Him:


another time I made a Sim that I bricked into a standing-only cell of hell in the backyard and it took him FOREVER to die ~MamaMeadow
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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #36 on: July 03, 2014, 11:42:17 AM »
*sniff* What's that smell of roses and cuddleberries?

Oh, it's Ingy sharting a rainbow again!

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #37 on: July 03, 2014, 02:16:48 PM »
I make him watch !
another time I made a Sim that I bricked into a standing-only cell of hell in the backyard and it took him FOREVER to die ~MamaMeadow
Who hasn't done that? ~Trill
But then again, if there is anyone here who can tell you that you do not control the nickname you get saddled with it would be me ~the savage

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #38 on: July 03, 2014, 02:28:11 PM »
* FrodoKreuger settles down with Ingy and promises to watch that after the play munch...

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #39 on: July 03, 2014, 04:03:07 PM »
When I said I was hungry, I didn't expect you to return with a hacksaw. I'm kinda flattered you are willing to go to the trouble of feeding me, but I think I'm gonna put aside that emotion and run.
So far I can't remember ever being wrong in a judgement of character of someone. Then again I tend to hold onto it until I get to know them a bit. Sometimes intuitively I know someone's a retard though.
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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #40 on: July 03, 2014, 04:08:10 PM »
I just noticed something. In the old game, we woke up with a party (you call it what you want; I'm sticking with "party") happening in our own bed. In this game, we wake up in someone else's bed. That's totally different.

So. Why am I here? And what'd you do to Lis to make her run away like that?

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #41 on: July 03, 2014, 05:23:32 PM »
I just noticed something. In the old game, we woke up with a party (you call it what you want; I'm sticking with "party") happening in our own bed. In this game, we wake up in someone else's bed. That's totally different.

So. Why am I here? And what'd you do to Lis to make her run away like that?

I quietly bind her to the bad posts, then show why she's here, and why Lis ran. >:)

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #42 on: July 03, 2014, 05:50:51 PM »
I ask him for round 2  :naughty:

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #43 on: July 03, 2014, 05:58:57 PM »
Well I've been wanting to wake up in bed with you for some time! Now as the Dentist song goes on Little Shop of Horrors:

Ah shut up

Open wide

Here I come!

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Re: You wake up in bed with the previous poster. What now?
« Reply #44 on: July 03, 2014, 06:00:20 PM »
crawl under the sheets and hide

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