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Offline KalistaSadi

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Re: Sexytime pathfinder reborn starts here!
« Reply #210 on: October 09, 2019, 04:35:50 PM »
Asa-

Things seem to be moving quickly. I stand back and watch everyone run to-and-fro. The energy of the chaos sinks into my skin and makes my eyes gleam. Slipping my hands to fondle the hilts of my daggers, I close my lids and tilt my head back.

Collecting myself I step up to the lovely woman in mail who seems to have taken charge. "How may I help my Lady?"
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Re: Sexytime pathfinder reborn starts here!
« Reply #211 on: October 09, 2019, 10:34:34 PM »
((Perception: Wirk: 7 Magda: 25))

Taking this chance, Wirk Double moves to square I-14, shouting out to try and distract the undead, hoping to draw some away from Zorbun to give him time to deal with the others. "Over here! Strike me down if you can!" He shouted, slapping his tail against the ground to make as much noise as possible.

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« Reply #212 on: October 10, 2019, 11:00:30 PM »
@Minskirty

The lithe man, bows and makes his exit. "I will inform the others." The elf leaves next, slung over the shoulder of the young man she was sitting on. As they pass by she winks at you and giggles. "Seems the two of us found our payment. First we work then you put enough babies in me to restart my clan!" The man smiles. "after I make you pay for ordering me to lick your boots." They leave with the shrugging members of the elf's team. Finally the evil team exit scowling. "I better get some high grade ass for this."

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Zombie four swings at Zobun! (8+4=12 Miss!) The zombie flails against the magic protecting Zobun failing to even lay a finger on him.

Zombie five charges at the gargoyle! (18+6=24 Hit! 1+4=5 Damage resisted!) The zombies attack splatters against the gargoyle's armored hide.
Zombun assaults the zombies attacking him. (Horns at zombie 5 [8+7=15 Hit! 4+6+1=11] Claws at zombie 5 [9+7=16 Hit! 1+4+1=6] Teeth at zombie 4 [20+7=Critical hit! 20+7 Critical confirmed! 4+6+1 x2=22] ) Zombie 5 falls to pieces as Zobun tears at its putrid flesh with claw and horn. Zombie 4 Bursts into a squall of ichor as Zobun bites down, fluids flowing from every orifice of the corpses body.

Your familiar squawks. "More incoming, the rest of the tide is arriving on the battlefield! Sixty feet and counting." 
 

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Re: Sexytime pathfinder reborn starts here!
« Reply #213 on: October 11, 2019, 12:29:20 PM »
"Zobun! More are coming, lets finish these ones and head back!" Wirk moves into K-15, stabbing into the zombie there. Magda would stay close, and watching for enemy attacks. ((16 to hit, 3 Damage if it hits.))
« Last Edit: October 12, 2019, 02:31:21 AM by acedick »

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« Reply #214 on: October 13, 2019, 11:54:28 PM »
@acedick

Zombie 2 howls as your knife enters its urethra shredding its rotten genitals. (3 damage)

Zombie  2 Swings at your head! (11+4=15 miss boost used) You barely manage to dodge out of the way as your familiar squawks at you.

Zombie 1 Charges you! (9+6=15 miss boost used) You are dodging at the limits of your physical speed zombie limbs flailing around you.

Zobun rushes zombie 2 with all his might trying to push zombie 2 into zombie 1. (11+9=20 Hit with 5 extra ft pushed. 12+9-4=17 Hit) Zombie 2 counter attacks (8+4=12 miss) Zobun pushes both zombies back causing zombie 2 to bounce off zombie 1.

Magda squawks. "30 feet till the rest of the horde is on the battle field." 

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« Reply #215 on: October 14, 2019, 01:22:48 AM »
Taking a moment to cast shield on himself, Wirk keeps to Zobun, watching and looking around to try and keep up with him.

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« Reply #216 on: October 14, 2019, 02:03:36 AM »
@acedick

Zombie 2 steps up to you triggering an attack from Zobun. (18+7=25 Hit! 6+4=10 ) Zobun snatches the advancing zombie in his jaws, biting off its head and spiting it on the ground.

Zombie 1 attacks Zobun. (20+4=24 Critical hit! 17+4=21 Critical confirmed! 3+4=7x2=14 Zobun receives 4 damage.) Zobun's armored skin finally breaks under the zombie's relentless assault, red blood flowing from his face.

Zobun unleashes his rage on zombie one. (Horns 8+7=15 Hit! 5+4=9 Claw 1 16+7=23 Hit! 1+4=5) Zombie 1 falls into a pool of its own ichor.

The last zombie steps up to Zobun giving you the opportunity to attack! (Will you take it?)

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« Reply #217 on: October 14, 2019, 02:04:51 AM »
(Missed the map)

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« Reply #218 on: October 14, 2019, 02:07:52 AM »
Wirk stabs into it, stepping to it to try to land a hit on the undead monster. ((7 total, pretty sure that is a failure))

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Re: Sexytime pathfinder reborn starts here!
« Reply #219 on: October 14, 2019, 12:21:31 PM »
Walking west with my two companions, I stretch out my arcane senses as far as I can, begging the ever present whispers in my head to guide me to the undead.  (Knowledge (Arcana) roll...23 total!).



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Re: Sexytime pathfinder reborn starts here!
« Reply #220 on: October 27, 2019, 12:03:57 AM »
@acedick

(Miss) The zombie ignores your attack and continues it's charge! (17+6=23 hit 6+4=10 No damage)

Zobun roars and attacks the zombie! (Horns 13+7=20 Hit 6+6=12) The zombie falls in a bloody mess at his feet.

"Time to go little dragon!"

Magda squawks "Even  more zombies behind the horde, run!"

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(What will you do now? Basic map is ready.)

@the savage @Pimp-me-out

Your group has been walking along the road for an hour and twenty minutes, and can only hear the wind. However you smell something sickly sweet on the air.  (What will you do?)

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You sense you are on the right track. You must keep heading down the road to find the horde.

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« Reply #221 on: October 31, 2019, 02:57:57 PM »
Hannah:

(I thought the town was called Hallowhaven.)

Of course the town is a giant circle. That's gonna make this extraordinarily difficult.
Which road is the horde coming in from?

Where did the lord that ran away live? Did he not have a keep?

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« Reply #222 on: November 16, 2019, 05:35:17 PM »
(GM's note I did give the name Hallow Haven during the pregame recruiting thread however since the game started I have been calling it Far Haven, likely because I am a huge dumbass.)

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Barnabus steps up. "They will likely come from the North road. As for the lord's keep it is down the southern road, but when we scouted it we saw little more than an empty brothel."

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« Reply #223 on: November 23, 2019, 02:34:48 PM »
(Alright let's get moving again shall we?)

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As you exit the inn you hear a melody hanging on the air. The young men are singing as they work. As Hannah instructed four of the young men have begun digging a pit, together they have dug nearly three feet deep and ten feet wide. The two other young men are dragging logs from the center of town to the defense site. The one man take by the elf having set the axe aside and discarded his shirt. The lithe one shrouded by an ethereal golden light is the shape of a quadrupedal humanoid. The evil team has busied themselves sharpening sticks into pikes, while the elf's team dip arrows and bolts in some kind of foul smelling oil. The elf herself however is starring in awe of the man she made to lick her boots. Barnabus' team is behind you looking over the assorted projects. "Seems you ladies whipped the boys into a frenzy!"   

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Re: Sexytime pathfinder reborn starts here!
« Reply #224 on: November 24, 2019, 12:54:02 AM »
Hannah:

(Yeah, this town doesn't have a lot in the way of defensibility. I will upload the exact location of where we'll be digging the trench tomorrow. But it's close to the north road entrance.)

Hannah will give Barnabus a polite but somewhat uncomfortable smile at his remark. Again Hannah was not a fan of how sexualized she was being seen as but she was starting to expect it from Barnabus and her armor was designed to accentuate her beauty.

"Thanks." Hannah said to Barnabus in a sweet tone. "Just keep them digging alright? I'm gonna work on getting some barricades going. We'll need both."

 If at all possible Hannah is going to find the blacksmith and get herself a hammer. She's never actually fought skeletons before but she has a feeling something with a bit more heft to it might be in order over her longsword.

Once and if she gets her hands on a hammer she will also get busy gathering what heavy objects and help from the other townsfolk she can to create barricades in the streets. Carts, barrels, tables, furniture. Anything to better control where the horde might run.

 

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