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Offline ashley

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for those that want to "dominate Valentine's day"
« on: February 01, 2015, 12:47:31 AM »


a lot of people said the link wasn't working so just copied/pasted the ad here...$90 for a bear with handcuffs...


If you want to dominate Valentine’s Day, skip the roses and send the limited-edition Fifty Shades of Grey Bear. Inspired by the best-selling book, the adult gift is specially designed for fans obsessed with Grey, biting their lips with anticipation over the movie. He features smoldering gray eyes, a suit and satin tie, mask – even mini handcuffs. Handmade in Vermont, USA using the silkiest fur we can get our paws on; smooth, faux-suede details and 100% recycled stuffing. Guaranteed for life.

15" Fifty Shades of Grey® Bear
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« Last Edit: February 05, 2015, 05:23:31 AM by ashley »

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Re: for those that want to "dominate Valentine's day"
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2015, 08:56:54 AM »
I was so "overcome with emotion" yesterday while looking for a card that I had to cross the river and get myself some fresh air. Guess what was waiting for me on the other side, plastered all over the windows of the imax cinema? Hmm

Off-topic: maybe I'm getting old but is "it won't suck itself!" a great call as a val day card message?
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Re: for those that want to "dominate Valentine's day"
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2015, 09:44:08 AM »
This is a trap to sniff out fellow Fallen London players "Mr Hearts", being pleasant.

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Re: for those that want to "dominate Valentine's day"
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2015, 02:11:21 PM »
Sorry, Ashley, I feel slightly bad for hijacking your thread with a reflex response, so here's something more in the spirit you intended :)



actually you didn't hijack it at all, and your posts were very much in the spirit I intended. :)   I probably placed it in the wrong area, I thought the ad itself for a christian grey bear was funny and way over the top(with quotes like "dominate valentine's day", "Mr Grey will see you now" and all with the dramatic, black and white pictures of a teddy bear.)  I really probably should have put it in the funny pictures thread.  :) 

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Re: for those that want to "dominate Valentine's day"
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2015, 05:50:58 PM »


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