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Offline FrodoKreuger

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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #75 on: March 16, 2018, 01:36:34 AM »
There's really something wrong with the way my mind works...

5 yr-old nephew: I'm not gonna unless you buy me a toy!
Father-in-law: That's ok, your momma says you can have a toy if you're good.
@ashley: I want a toy. Are you getting me a toy?
Me: . o O {Don't say it... don't growl "I'll buy you a toy, baby... what do you want? Nipple clamps? A dildo?"... don't say that in front of your ex-marine, gun-possessing father-in-law!}

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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #76 on: March 31, 2018, 10:27:55 AM »
The song that is your current ringtone starts playing on a playlist and you think your phone is broken when you try to answer nothing...
« Last Edit: March 31, 2018, 10:30:52 AM by cosmicwitch »
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #77 on: April 13, 2018, 05:28:11 PM »
The song that is your current ringtone starts playing on a playlist and you think your phone is broken when you try to answer nothing...

This exact thing happened to me two months ago. I was in a record store and my “ringtone”started playing... at first I thought my phone screen had died. It way too long for me to figure out what was happening... :/

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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #78 on: April 19, 2018, 10:28:30 PM »
Most of my relatives are good looking. I admire them objectively. But I just subjectively found a man who looks a lot like my favourite uncle in this photo (when he was younger) 100% hot, on a doable level... AWKWARD! and gross :laughgrin: :uhoh: :blush:



He is hot though  :shrug:
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #79 on: May 01, 2018, 12:35:08 AM »
@cosmicwitch Ya, you will get no judgement from me on that one. I think that level of hot can actually surpass familial bonds lol

That awkward moment when your best work friend is clipping binder clips on different parts of her fingers and face to see how bad it hurts....

...and you immediately flashback to when you legit had that exact binder clip on your nipple. And it hurt like an absolute bitch. Cue: giggle-snort/ blush
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #80 on: May 01, 2018, 07:01:56 AM »
@Junebug69 Remember this song? Just popped into my head  :laughgrin:

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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #81 on: May 01, 2018, 08:30:07 PM »
JEEZUS FUCKING CHRIST @cosmicwitch !!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S: I love you for that video but...

How about that awkward moment when you press play on a video about fucking your uncle....without headphones in....in a college library that is the height of quiet.

Ya. Wayyyyy past awkward. Kind of ironic that I was in this thread actually lol
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #82 on: May 01, 2018, 10:06:00 PM »
 :laughgrin: That deserves rep again @Junebug69 I'm not even sorry  :bateyes: :*
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #83 on: May 29, 2018, 08:47:57 PM »
That awkward moment when your husband scares you awake and you react violently. I totally throat punched DarkWolf when he went to kiss me good by this morning. Thankfully he saw it coming and I only grazed him. But it appears my first reaction to an “intruder” it to go for the throat and the eyes. I may or may not have brought my other hand up to try and claw the shit out of him.
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...
« Reply #84 on: June 01, 2018, 11:36:28 AM »
You fart in the supermarket..shuffle off into another aisle hoping no one will know it was you...go back to the fart aisle to hear some kid going..'Urgh Mum what's that smell?'...

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