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Offline FrodoKreuger

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Re: Spit or Swallow?
« Reply #60 on: July 03, 2014, 06:12:38 PM »
Oatmeal? Swallow - preferably with jam or brown sugar to sweeten it. I like some brown sugar, right VMB?

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ViolateMeBaby, are you some brown sugar then? No wonder Frodo's so happy!  :thumbs:

I sure am!! Frody and I make quite the intense swirl


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Re: Spit or Swallow?
« Reply #61 on: July 03, 2014, 06:14:58 PM »
:lol: Oh my god! this is me


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Re: Spit or Swallow?
« Reply #62 on: July 04, 2014, 03:22:05 AM »
Are we trying to spit or swallow dancing and singing... or black girls with no rhythm... or white girls with no rhythm...

And do any of us think any of those options might be a tiny bit unrealistic? I mean, even if I swallow rhythm, I don't think I'll be able to dance any better.

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Re: Spit or Swallow?
« Reply #63 on: July 04, 2014, 05:16:20 AM »
Um.. swal...it... yeah, swalit. Or maybe spalow. I'm undecided.


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Re: Spit or Swallow?
« Reply #64 on: July 04, 2014, 07:31:50 AM »
Spit - I can't even think about that mixed meat without realising it begins with the word "turd."

(I'm still waiting on Ray to clarify whether he wants us to eat male or female soldiers with his eggs)

Something you begin to eat not knowing what it is but then are informed it's something disturbing (for instance, I read a report that human flesh actually tastes like veal)

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Re: Spit or Swallow?
« Reply #65 on: July 04, 2014, 01:51:44 PM »
Spit - I can't even think about that mixed meat without realising it begins with the word "turd."

(I'm still waiting on Ray to clarify whether he wants us to eat male or female soldiers with his eggs)

Something you begin to eat not knowing what it is but then are informed it's something disturbing (for instance, I read a report that human flesh actually tastes like veal)

I blame the girls for bolloxing this thread.  :spank2:
The answer to the egg & soldiers question is 'which ever you fancy'  :naughty:

I'm going to probably spit that mystery meat you mentioned. I am a bit picky with my food.

Burrito or enchilada?

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Re: Spit or Swallow?
« Reply #66 on: July 04, 2014, 02:04:28 PM »
Swallow on the egg with female soldiers... the lady here was Private Bitumen I think...



I'll leave your next one of "Butthole or enchilada" standing for the next person.

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Re: Spit or Swallow?
« Reply #67 on: July 04, 2014, 06:13:07 PM »
I'm confused so I'm gonna say spit...

A juicy bacon cheeseburger with a side of fries

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Re: Spit or Swallow?
« Reply #68 on: July 04, 2014, 06:18:16 PM »
I'll swallow the cheeseburger and fries, but I'd rather lick your beef curtains...


And yes, Ray is confusing several of us by posting either or in the spit or swallow thread. He's the boss of the site, you know how that goes to people's heads. ;)

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Re: Spit or Swallow?
« Reply #69 on: July 04, 2014, 06:28:01 PM »
I'd eat both. :uhoh:

And yeah, I'm often distracted when I'm here so I bollox the games.  :doh:

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Re: Spit or Swallow?
« Reply #70 on: July 04, 2014, 06:35:19 PM »
OK, I'll swallow

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Re: Spit or Swallow?
« Reply #71 on: July 04, 2014, 06:40:34 PM »
ewww spit please

hot chili pepper

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Re: Spit or Swallow?
« Reply #72 on: July 04, 2014, 06:53:52 PM »
hot CHILLIES? Amateur! Swallow... no, CHEW then swallow. Now get me something hot!

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Re: Spit or Swallow?
« Reply #73 on: July 04, 2014, 07:10:18 PM »
swallow because I've had them before and liked it. My mother actually makes kidney still from time to time.

pimp juice

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Re: Spit or Swallow?
« Reply #74 on: July 04, 2014, 07:17:27 PM »
Pimp Juice? I have no idea - had to look it up and still don't know if it's foul or not. I'll give it a try. Swallow.

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