Seriously? My avatar is a girl in a box, surrounded by men with daggers, black cassocks, and wine goblets! Who the hell needs more reason than that?
"I want to breed with you because our children would have the intelligence of Stephen Hawking, the stamina of young werewolves, the conscience of a komodo dragon, and the forgiving, pacific nature of Genghis Khan". -death2uall, to Ingenue
“For a people who invented absinthe and blowjobs, sometimes the French can be a drag.” --Richard Kadrey, Aloha from Hell
“She is starting to damage my calm!” -- Jayne, Serenity