OK, having been entirely certain I couldn't come up with something for impersonal, I have. Of course, I got so excited about having found a way to make that bit work I forgot about the others and am having to force implements and improvisation into the thing in a round about way. It's not going to be great, it's certainly not going to be long, but I should be able to make an entry in this contest. Thanks for the inspiration to get writing again.
Oh, last time the contest winner won a prize. I'm not sure if that was just an inaugural thing or a regular thing, I'm also not sure if it was something you just paid for or something you had as a free offer from somewhere and so could give it away easily. However, should it be a regular thing with a monetary equivalent, and should I ever win (this one won't), I'd actually rather you make a donation to a charity (I choose ASAN: Autism Self Advocacy Network) than give me anything.