^ reminded me of "There's Dark Wizards that have one name. There's Dark Wizards that have two names. And there's Dark Wizards that change names like you and I change clothes." (Alastor Moody, HPMOR) Therefore ^ is clearly a dark wizard of immense power and smexitude. Recommended tactic when facing one of these: Apparate away quickly.
< likes the inner spark and tries not to bother too much about the wrapper. If you ain't gonna eat it, no need to make a big deal about the ingredients list
< thinks that metaphor got away from her
< does have occasional time zone issues when stalking someone who works on fricken architectural projects around the world, JERK
v is now Mistwess Ingy's pwisoner until either she destwoys them or they look slightly sad and she sets them free out of unbearable guilt.