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Offline Red Right Hand

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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2015, 01:22:14 PM »
^ LOL

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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2015, 01:44:07 PM »
^^ deffo's loves the pootie-tang
<< has pootie tang for breakfast ER'RYDAY
VV is cute.
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I'm with the Others, and I've been here all along.
Will you punish me because I'm made in your blood?
Do I fly in the storm, or wallow in the mud?
So don't blame the devil for the shit that you've done,
You made this mess, and you're just having fun.

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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2015, 06:28:29 PM »
^^^ Is a fun person and super cute

<<< Don't know about cute but I'm here

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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2015, 06:32:36 PM »
^ Is driving me scooby cos he won't say who he was on RD...

< Has a very huge mahoooooooooooooooosive all engulfing crush on someone-but he's not here.

v Likes creepy crawlies like Spiders etc *Shudders*

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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2015, 09:44:47 PM »
^ not so much...

< was someone else on RD (and other places)

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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2015, 12:32:09 AM »
^ has made himself a welcome fixture

< was BadForm from 2001 to 2013 and Patient Wolf on FL during late 2013

v has also changed their name

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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2015, 02:57:15 PM »
^ reminded me of "There's Dark Wizards that have one name. There's Dark Wizards that have two names. And there's Dark Wizards that change names like you and I change clothes." (Alastor Moody, HPMOR) Therefore ^ is clearly a dark wizard of immense power and smexitude. Recommended tactic when facing one of these: Apparate away quickly.

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< thinks that metaphor got away from her

< does have occasional time zone issues when stalking someone who works on fricken architectural projects around the world, JERK

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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2015, 03:28:47 PM »
^ sillypet  :fluttershy:

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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2015, 08:36:42 PM »
^ I've not even seen a stranger today

< Is probably stranger than most

v Has sat on their hand just so they could do "The Stranger." http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the%20stranger
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Offline Rosary

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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2015, 02:57:39 PM »
^ is WRONG mwahaha
< is useless with numb hands
V may be better at it?
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I thought I was an angel, but I was wrong.
I'm with the Others, and I've been here all along.
Will you punish me because I'm made in your blood?
Do I fly in the storm, or wallow in the mud?
So don't blame the devil for the shit that you've done,
You made this mess, and you're just having fun.

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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2015, 06:04:11 PM »
^ is probably lying

< can hump dead things like a champ

v is still laughing about Rosary not working out that the down arrow thingy is just a 'v' :licksplit:
My sister made a horse hump He-Man. I get it, man. I get it. *solemn face* Oh shit. *bans self* :facepalm: -Addie
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Listen up you cretinfaced knobcheese...you need to back the fuck truck up and park yerself in it. -wetslut
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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2015, 10:08:47 PM »
^ Only plays the schmendrick

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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2015, 02:27:54 PM »
^ Yeah... Vehemently deny all aspects of what ^ this poster said in their ^ statement

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Offline Rosary

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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2015, 06:06:13 PM »
^^ is obviously spying on me.
<< had an erotic dream about Randall from Clerks (?! Where are your priorities, brain?!)
VV probably did not have sexual fantasies about Randall from Clerks
~Per Aspira Ad Inferi~

I thought I was an angel, but I was wrong.
I'm with the Others, and I've been here all along.
Will you punish me because I'm made in your blood?
Do I fly in the storm, or wallow in the mud?
So don't blame the devil for the shit that you've done,
You made this mess, and you're just having fun.

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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2015, 10:55:36 PM »
^ quotes Nietzsche and isn't 'buying' Freud. Obviously suffers from multiple personality disorder  :whistle:
< would not mind being speared atm
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