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Offline FrodoKreuger

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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #30 on: April 01, 2015, 11:22:12 PM »
^ is German and therefore probably thinks of spears as weapon wielded with vicious effectiveness by barbarian tribes...

< is ready to stop being sick now... no, seriously...

v is also sick, but in a different way

Offline Rosary

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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #31 on: April 02, 2015, 06:04:00 AM »
^^ is half right, I'm sick in most ways.
<< had one of those sleeps where you wake up and your head tingles.
VV had thought of more raping more than four members of this site.
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I thought I was an angel, but I was wrong.
I'm with the Others, and I've been here all along.
Will you punish me because I'm made in your blood?
Do I fly in the storm, or wallow in the mud?
So don't blame the devil for the shit that you've done,
You made this mess, and you're just having fun.

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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #32 on: April 02, 2015, 07:16:16 AM »
^^ is correct
<< Lives like I'm in every time zone
VV likes ketchup... ?
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I thought I was an angel, but I was wrong.
I'm with the Others, and I've been here all along.
Will you punish me because I'm made in your blood?
Do I fly in the storm, or wallow in the mud?
So don't blame the devil for the shit that you've done,
You made this mess, and you're just having fun.

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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #33 on: April 02, 2015, 05:49:11 PM »
^ YES! It's like a thousand percent better than catsup, innit?  :O

< More of a mustard fan actually

v Gives it the ole pepper
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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #34 on: April 02, 2015, 06:57:31 PM »
^ yes, if by pepper you meant penis

< needs to rape a crying victim

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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #35 on: April 02, 2015, 09:53:41 PM »
^ I do (what else is new)
< is hoping to 'get some' tonight
v never has to worry about 'getting some'  :D

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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #36 on: April 03, 2015, 02:19:40 PM »
^ Rape means never worrying about getting it all

< Proud of himself for that brilliancy

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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #37 on: April 03, 2015, 04:16:09 PM »
^ should be - and for many other things too imo
< waiting in a pickup line at a high school in CAMO mode
v doesn't have to worry about hiding this site ;)

Offline Rosary

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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #38 on: April 04, 2015, 08:27:05 PM »
^^ Is well and truly right
<< Wants to curl up and hide from the world
VV has sexual fantasies about the Easter bunny.
~Per Aspira Ad Inferi~

I thought I was an angel, but I was wrong.
I'm with the Others, and I've been here all along.
Will you punish me because I'm made in your blood?
Do I fly in the storm, or wallow in the mud?
So don't blame the devil for the shit that you've done,
You made this mess, and you're just having fun.

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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #39 on: April 04, 2015, 09:39:27 PM »
^ nope, No, Nein, Njet
< Fantasizes very little actually
v has very detailed fantasies

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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #40 on: April 05, 2015, 06:39:05 AM »
^ inspires those fantasies by wearing this...
<permantently on all fictional characters naughty and avoid list
v would do anything for chocolate
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Offline Rosary

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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #41 on: April 05, 2015, 10:13:19 AM »
^^ is wrong, change chocolate to cheese/comics/rum then you got a deal, mister.
<< is difficult.
VV likes t' butt stuff.
~Per Aspira Ad Inferi~

I thought I was an angel, but I was wrong.
I'm with the Others, and I've been here all along.
Will you punish me because I'm made in your blood?
Do I fly in the storm, or wallow in the mud?
So don't blame the devil for the shit that you've done,
You made this mess, and you're just having fun.

Offline FrodoKreuger

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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #42 on: April 05, 2015, 11:03:28 PM »
^ is a Tyke??? (Yorkshire shortening of "the" noted)

< just went to look at a possible rental home with his fiancée today

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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #43 on: April 06, 2015, 01:09:03 PM »
Yer darn right. For disarmed, sometimes read "terrified" ;)

^ got out the ragged claws quote again. I love that one.

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Offline Rosary

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Re: Up, Down, Sideways
« Reply #44 on: April 06, 2015, 04:39:42 PM »
^^ knows me too well
<< would film the alien sex for later
VV wants to watch it back with me (come ooooon)
~Per Aspira Ad Inferi~

I thought I was an angel, but I was wrong.
I'm with the Others, and I've been here all along.
Will you punish me because I'm made in your blood?
Do I fly in the storm, or wallow in the mud?
So don't blame the devil for the shit that you've done,
You made this mess, and you're just having fun.

 

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